Thoughtbarf
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Stop by for some absurdity, stay for the laughs.
Go ferral. You deserve it.
20 days ago
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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people
24 days ago
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Time to stop being a dysfunctional dumpster lama .... kidding!
28 days ago
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Why do 90% of all medicine sound like cool wizard names?
30 days ago
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Mayonnaise is basically just lotion for your bread
30 days ago
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Turns out you can just buy & eat a birthday cake whenever you want to. No one checks.
about 2 months ago
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What if my systems are nervous
about 2 months ago
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Me: but the voices just won't stop Therapist: Those are people. They're allowed to talk
2 months ago
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Drinking large quantities of water helps you avoid other people's drama Because you're always peeing Stay hydrated
2 months ago
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Adult friendships are hard because everyone is really really tired
2 months ago
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You okay babe? You hardly said cows when we were passing a field of cows
2 months ago
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"Wait five minutes for your food to cool before you start eating" Me: no
2 months ago
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"I like your personality" Me: Thanks, it's a disorder.
2 months ago
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Society: be yourself Society: not like that
2 months ago
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Everything, Nothing & More
Everything, Nothing & More: A Little Bit of Everything, Just Like Life 💡 Tips & random wisdom 🧠 Mental health talk - real & unfiltered 📸 Candid snapshots & everyday moments 💭 The occasional brain dump, because - why not?
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2 months ago
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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
2 months ago
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"Do you like dinosaurs? Yes or no? (A five year old speed dating on the playground)
2 months ago
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Well well well, if it isntthe feelings I supressed five months ago
2 months ago
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Don't worry, everything will be okay. Or it won't. Definitely one of those two.
2 months ago
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Where ya'll purchasing your audacities from?
2 months ago
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Giant bag of candy: I'm resealable Me: that won't be necessary
2 months ago
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Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon
2 months ago
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Friend: "I'm worried about you" Me, dunking an oreo in whiskey, "why?"
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes?
2 months ago
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Kinda worried about something. Don't know what it is yet.
2 months ago
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Your anxiety is a lying little hoe
2 months ago
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People be like "bear with me" and then they don't even have a bear with them
2 months ago
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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
2 months ago
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Who got you smiling like that? Me. I'm insane.
2 months ago
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"You look happier" Thanks i just ate
2 months ago
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The older i get, no
2 months ago
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Roses are red. I'm going to bed.
2 months ago
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*swirls chocolate milk in wine glass* I'm just.. over it, you know?
2 months ago
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Welcome to adulthood. Using a good pen brings you joy now.
3 months ago
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Time for bed. But first, let me figure everything out first
3 months ago
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"Are you an adult?" Me: Yeah, but not on purpose or anything
3 months ago
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Do you ever just wake up in the mornamd you're like no
3 months ago
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Did you drink enough water today you stupid bitch
3 months ago
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Microwaves be like, here's your hot bowl of cold soup
3 months ago
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Idk why drs only give stickers to kids? Like hello I was also brave today
3 months ago
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I no longer get up to investigate strange noises. It's whatever.
3 months ago
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Good morning. No motivational quotes today. Fight with them if you feel like it.
3 months ago
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Crying session 8pm at my house. Pull up
3 months ago
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Mayonnaise is basically sandwich lotion
3 months ago
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One day at a time you impatient psychopath
3 months ago
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Why is it called lukewarm Why not medium warm Who is luke And why is he warm
3 months ago
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What if i throw a wet sock at your neck
3 months ago
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Sorry i can't go out tonight, I'm at home sitting down
3 months ago
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To avoid burnout, try the 30-30 rule: Work for 30 minutes and then disappear into the woods for 30 years
3 months ago
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