in all honesty, 34 was a really stressful year... divorce was finalized left a toxic work environment bought a house left another toxic work environment major house repair 3 months of health issues major car repair but there was so much to be thankful for... & 35 is already looking so much better!

this is 35 🦾 smiling, flexing, & sweaty

you should follow it on Hevy & hold it accountable for growing bigger 🦾 (please?) all the hotties are! hevy.com/user/teeterd...

11 hours of sleep 💛

live deliciously 🐐 🖤 sunday softball spectating #ootd

cool cool cool now it has to fix its car. 🙃

it hopes everyone has fun at IML 💛 it's really sad that it isn't going; it's never been to a kink event/con. there were some health uncertainties in the last few months (everything is okay now) & unexpected medical bills that prevented it from making plans to attend. but MIR in November for sure!

pushing itself 🦾💛 a little bit more every day

IP crossovers are dumb as hell. even Super Smash Bros. even in Fortnite.

wet fursday 💛💦

does someone want to give it ~$500 with the caveat that the money can only be spent on Magic: the Gathering & Riftbound?🃏 otherwise it's too tempted to be responsible with the money 😩

if he doesn't have a favorite anime 🚩🚩🚩🚩

mlem 👅

🦾 tell it to flex & call it a good toy 💛

petition to stop calling them "AI hallucinations" & start calling them what they are: errors

nothing like a muscular punk woman with a lot of tattoos & a Dominant aura to remind it that it is slightly bisexual 🥴

watching gay softball on a windy day 🥎💨

Drone Play 101 was a success! it's so incredibly proud of itself for teaching a class on Objectification & Drone play 💛 the object has never taught a class before; it is so thankful for everyone who attended, listened to it speak, & asked really engaging questions. 🤖 beep boop

after 8 days of leg day, it can finally lift upper body again 🦾

after more time with this team, it's replaced Garganacl & Snorlax with: Avalugg as an impenetrable physical wall with access to Body Press & Recover; also great under Trick Room. Abomasnow to counter to weather teams. snow buffs Glalie & Avalugg's Defense further & gives access to Aurora Veil

the eyes are the tits of the face

finalizing the outline for its class/lecture/discussion on drone play while on the StairMaster (uwu) this morning 🦾 it can't wait to see y'all tomorrow & nerd out about one of the purest forms of service & kink play 💛

Encountered Quaquaval in Pokémon Champions for the first time ever last night (it never played SV)... bro what is this distracting ass bird?!

thinking about him this morning 🖤

thor's day, innit? ⚡️

okay but if any of y'all secretly know how to become immortal, let it know? hashtag lich zaddy

to follow up on this: an incredibly talented friend of its & one of the top Sisay pilots in the US is going to take another look at its Esika list & we have a deal that if it makes cut at a tournament in the near future, it will commit to un-proxying 5c Esika over time 💛

its All-Time Top Song on Spotify is a bit damning... 🐴🤜🏻🕳️

"Apparently It's Time for Everyone to Pretend They Were a Good German" we do not let people who suddenly regret their decisions back into our lives that easily. they knew what they were supporting for an entire decade.

if Jeweled Lotus ever gets unbanned in Commander, this object will exclusively play Jegantha in cEDH 🦌

the object had a ruff morning with a frustrating, distracted leg workout (because it can't do any upper body right now), & the whole morning felt completely off... so it decided to leave the office & go back to the gym at 1:00pm for a do-over workout 🦾🖤

the conclusion of yesterday's final cEDH game: IIRC this was all in response to a Springheart Nantuko from Rog/Thras, all from the other 3 players; it pushed to Beseech for a T3 Necro win attempt & Rain of Filth'ed to one land, but it attempted to cast Silence in upkeep & that was ALSO fought over!

Dirty Mountain Dew (Dew + Cream Soda) tastes exactly like Lemonades (Girl Scout Cookies)

cozymaxxing today after spending ~8.5 hours in bars yesterday (& it doesn't drink), its going to go play some cEDH & drink coffee at the LGS for a bit this morning, get a few necessary things done around the house, but then NOTHING else for the rest of the day

🐷 typical behavior

225lb hip thrusts; 4x10 💛 leg day makes it feel like a god

🦾🤖 very exciting news in Minneapolis! the object will be teaching a class on drone play next Saturday at Twin Cities Leather 🖤 it hopes you attend!

The Blizzard Elk deserves a Legendary Creature card when we return to Bloomburrow

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guys sure are handsome

hey y'all... glad you had your fun for a bit but can we just make stickers & attractions silver bordered?

thinking about what its life could have looked like if it had the confidence to go to its LGS to play MtG when it was in its teens instead of just sitting alone at home, wishing someone would play MtG with it

*begs* *whimpers* *pants* (repeat)

current Champions team: Mega Glalie: Refrigerate Explosion Lead Garganacl: Salt Cure Stall Wall Florges: Support Special Wall Wyrdeer: Calm Mind + Trick Room Snorlax: Curse Stall/Sweeper Liepard: Prankster Support

anyone else think Regent is... well, y'know... 💅

not it forgetting that it took PTO on Friday, opening its work email & panicking that it had so many "missed" emails from Friday... it needs more coffee.

sup, nerds? 🦾

honestly though. GIVE US LICKILICKY

no rest for the wicked 😈💛

official art doesn't matter in this game anymore & cards are unrecognizable. proxy whatever the hell you want (SFW ofc).