plain & simple, Kansas Republicans are taking trans people's identification away to prevent them from voting or proving they're US citizens

hi bluesky 🦋🦾

it is super excited for the Cloudy Commons Cup III this Saturday at Badwolf! 🌩️🐺 will it see anyone there?! 👀 (it will be running Vizkopa Guildmage again, so pay no attention to the amount of mana it has available)

it had a very frustrating/upsetting day so bought some Maze of Muertos & ended up pulling the ONE Field Center Card that matters 🎃👑

"back in my day, Magic was Magic!" hot barbarian touched grass when his sister died. she was resurrected but killed anything she touched. she killed someone whose lover then walked into the desert, went mad, made a revenge angel, & became a god alongside death lady's son & a living city. hell yeah

Egrix cEDH has been built in paper 🕷️💕🖤 (Big Booty Bolas's Citadel) holy fuck this deck is fun to goldfish

what it will admit: it doesn't really like pizza. judge all you want so all the disgusting pizza cards in the TMNT set legitimately make it gag 🤢

as someone who doesn't like *any* Universes Beyond, one thing that always gets glossed over: when expressing disdain for a UB product, that isn't a criticism of the underlying IP that people may be very passionate about.

forever a Normal Type Gym Leader

cozy bedroom ⭐️🦌🪴

not a pup, but golden retriever energy

can someone come teach it how to pose? 👉🏻👈🏻

does anyone have any recommendations for photographers in the twin cities? it needs a new professional headshot.

ordered a 12"x16" print of this art for the new house 🖤💀

anyone who says that art & flavor don't matter with TCG's are lying to themselves. it *guarantees* that 99% of people wouldn't play Magic: the Gathering if the cards were just rules text & no flavor.

💦 w e t

let it be clear: it has ZERO knowledge of TMNT. it is fairly certain that it could name the turtles, the rat, main villain, & like the one girlfriend(?). also it doesn't understand why everything is pizza. the set just looks like uninspired nostalgia-bait.

There were only 16 legendary creatures in Lorwyn Eclipsed. TMNT will likely have double that amount for *just* the 4 turtles.

chat: is this anything?

oh no. it may have been convinced yesterday while playing cEDH to build Egrix the Bile Bulwark (Gwenom, Remorseless)

how the hell is Sheoldred, the Apocalypse $100+?!

about last night... 💋🖤 📍Eagle|MPLS 📸: @pupsprout.bsky.social

why is FetLife so damn impossible to navigate? 🫠

fun fact: Thermokarst is legal in Pauper despite having only being printed at the Uncommon rarity* 🤯 *because the card was released on Magic: the Gathering Online in Masters Edition II at Common!

these shorts are too big 🫠

trans women got it interested in Pauper dads got it interested in cPDH STAX & LAND DESTRUCTION AT COMMON 💛

the object getting only 3.5 hours of sleep means this water bottle is secretly filled with cold brew 😵‍💫

any day with jollof rice is a good day

all the homies think Rhystic Study isn't fun

cuddle buddy?

can someone come teach it how to pose? 👉🏻👈🏻

it truly hopes that Rhystic Study gets banned today, solely so that it can take out Withering Torment from its Braids, Arisen Nightmare cEDH list. also, Rhystic is just boring as hell.

today is going to be a good day 🦾 #mondaymotivation #progresspic #gymrat #fitspo #gayswholift #gayover30 (are gray sweatpants still the move while 🔒?)

y'all see those two men grinding for a sec?

sup, nerds? (complimentary)

"one more game before bed?" 🤦🏼‍♂️ (the hardest part of gaming with friends has always been the fact that it goes to bed so early! most of y'all are such night owls)

Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone. Trans rights are human rights. When we gather together, we can make Magic.

tonight it experienced being an ashtray for the first time!

Stag heavy armor set complete for Audr 🦌❄️ its Norn Vindicator Revenant in Guild Wars 2

it smells great 🦾 happy #flexfriday

the Magic: the Gathering community is discussing Planeswalkers' music tastes today. Ob Nixilis listens to babymetal 🤘🏻

workout took 30 minutes longer than usual because it was chatting (flirting) with a few very sexy men 🦾

A himbo is fuelled by assorted magical muscle dusts and your direct affirmation that he's doing a great job.

lost the remote. somehow. 🫠

time to mindlessly grind WvW with its Vindicator Revenant to complete the Norn Stag heavy armor set

thirsty nerd object wishes you a good morning 👋🏻

finished up the Ruined City of Arah light armor set (with Scourge's Tendrils shoulder armor) for Siegfried, its Scourge Necromancer in Guild Wars 2 💀💀💀

absolutely love when blank profiles initiate a conversation with it on the apps & then it ends up chatting with a piece of styrofoam. "sup?" "nm u" using "fun" to describe what they're looking for... yasss girl give us nothing.

back at it 🦾 it needs to GROWWWW

ffuuuuuck lifting feels sooooo good 🦾