the tail end of this trip feels like everyone is trying to emphasize "FAMILY TIME!!" overbearing check-ins & reminding it where the snacks are & offering it activities to do & incessant chatter are way too much for it to handle after 4.5 days of "FAMILY TIME!!" right after the holidays.

not the worst way to kick off 2026 🏝️ but certainly missing home happy new year, cuties 💋

a few more views from Little Exuma 🇧🇸

good morning ☀️ it wishes you were here 🇧🇸🏝️ (it also needs help raking the beach later)

💀 it's going to need to start taping its ankle during workouts. RIP leg hair 🪦 (better than the alternative though)

biceps thread! 🦾

two. hundred. in. 2025 🦾

meet Blitzen (it's reindeer tattoo) 🦾🦌

January 2025 > December 2025

Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas from your favorite reindeer object 🦌🦾🎄

the best Christmas song is "Mistletoe" by Colbie Caillat 🎄 you're welcome xx

the O-Ring is off its collar for the next week & a half while it spends extended time with family over the holidays ugh lame 👎🏻

so addicted to mono-black combos

this morning's lift felt really good 🦾

lonely night. that's okay though 🐈 kitten cuddles are helping. bedtime. goodnight, friends!

just purchased my weekend pass for @shoebox.gg 📦 March 13-15th, 2026 who else is going?!

here's some pictures of lil' Miss Savannah 💛

ED meds & minoxidil are gender affirming care

it can't unsee this now

🔒 today marks the 6th anniversary of the object committing to 24/7. this journey has been difficult, with so many struggles & so much change, but this last year been so fulfilling & self-actualizing. looking back on everything & it is so proud of how far it has come! 🦾

a Christmas gift for your dad 🎅🏻🎁

all the swole, hairy bulls on here are absolutely ruining it's brain (complimentary) it wants to go back to the gym for another workout but it knows it should rest & wait until tomorrow 🦾

The elusive @teeterdance.bsky.social seen in the wilds of the gym. #GymNerdDaddy

maybe this is a bit too accurate

the fact that it is eating 3000 calories a day & struggling to put on weight/muscle means it's considering increasing its calorie intake to 3200+ 🦾 healthy food is expensive 🫠

a GIANT middle finger to the guy who messaged accusing it of having a problematic tattoo (that it's had for YEARS), but not explicitly saying what the issue is, causing it to have a panic-fueled frantic internet search for even *potential* matches. thanks for nothing but stress, asshole.

Christopher Robin searching for Winnie the Pooh 🧸🍯

oddly unfazed that a distant relative saw it with its collar & o-ring on at the grocery store yesterday morning

swoleboi 🦾 line up for hugs

reflecting this morning on a year of being more active in the kink community here & finding amazing friendship 💛 very thankful for its life

-5°F outside but it felt hot in full lycra tonight at the bar

"here lies teeter. he died doing what he loved: strutting cuntily at an incline" 💀💅🏻🪦

freshly shorn = powers restored

🦾 trying to grow but it needs to eat a lot more! right now growth is slow, but is still keeping it very lean ... maybe y'all should buy it food? 👉🏻👈🏻

fun fact: male reindeer are called bulls

the irony of this ai generated summary of an article about ai replacing jobs & the added note that ai makes mistakes ai sucks

Zubera Reanimator is the Pauper deck it is most likely to build for Shoebox in March. it loves these little goobers. do y'all think this would be worth building?

teeter's christmas list: • more time

today is evidence that it can no longer eat garbage & still function at the gym the next morning without nausea. pray for it to get through this workout without barfing.

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 local gay takes locker room selfie

Spotify just called it the f slur

wait. the new Guild Wars 2 expansion: Visions of Eternity, which released on 10/28/2025, added an Elite Specialization for the Necromancer that's... guess what? Ritualist.

update: yet another cancellation due to hangover

that's now 2 weekends in a row where someone has cancelled plans with it because they were too hungover. feels bad.

if you see it out in the real world, please feel free to come up to it and say hello 💛 it loves meeting new people & would love to get to know you! HOWEVER: be really careful about what you say in public. out loud 😬 especially if there are other people around. read the room.

it's full of surprises

ah shit... this is gorgeous. *sighs & pulls out wallet*

oh hey. fancy seeing you here

this morning the realization set in of how large it's arms have gotten 🦾 growth, one rep at a time #flexfriday #progresspic #gayswholift #gayover30 #gymrat #fitspo