spoiler if you haven't seen The Fall of the House of Usher but: that picture of Trump & Verna must be real; that's why we're stuck in this situation 💀

OKAY this is the deck it will build until Bard is released. so. hyped.

do these 8g hoops make its tits look big? also... 👀

stopped by Electric Strawberry Piercing today & went up a size to 8g ⚡️🍓 it was so excited to see their newly (~4 months ago?) remodeled space! ft. the infamous chest hair swirl for #tiddytuesday (it also asked them about septum piercings...) (it doesn't have approval for a septum piercing... yet)

lil' miss Savannah demands affection this morning

holy fuck. it slept almost 11 hours last night it needed the rest 🪫 it's battery was on empty after such a filled weekend

for reference: it was channeling this music video while on the dance floor & felt very "object" 🦾🪩

never played Pokémon Scarlet & Violet, & probably won't. but currently obsessed with Ting-Lu. LOOK AT THE GRUMPY BOIII 😍

"Even I am greater than I once was," she rasped. "Because I desired to be so."

went out in public in this suit for the first time tonight 🦾🖤 the blind hood on this fully-enclosed suit went up for maybe 20 minutes? (idk it lost track of time) but that 20 minutes was magic. *squeak*

last night was another incredibly fulfilling & validating night 💛 it's living the life it is supposed to (sorry there are no photos) reindeer is hashtaglivingitsbestlife 🦌

gay powers restored 🔋

idk man... trading card games are really cool.

🦾 a r m who is the .obj going to see out at Twin Cities Leather & Fetish Weekend?

considering switching from Braids, Cabal Minion to Braids, Arisen Nightmare (better for cEDH) how come no one told it about the Mortuary + Death Cultist combo with Citadel?! it was running Aetherflux Reservoir as the Citadel Top payoff... but Mortuary is all upside with Braids! y'all failed it 😭

ordered, but now it keeps getting farm equipment advertisements 🐄🐖🌽

post-shower succubus

okay how's this: protein shake after the gym in a 2L livestock feeding bottle

nothing has changed since it last did this ~11 months ago. pk-diagram.pages.dev

Bronzong is cheering you on(g)!

the overwhelming amount of good vibes & messages & support just... thank you. so much. 💛

thinking about selling some Magic: the Gathering cards to spend more money on: • Paint for WH40k Chaos Knights • Flesh & Blood TCG • Riftbound TCG (Bard when?!?!) • Yu-Gi-Oh! new D/D/D support

please send it good vibes this week 🦾🏆 thanks

Generative AI is a Thneed.

giving out free sweaty hugs today

super excited to have opened a foil Karma, Channeler in my first Riftbound pack, but damn... the quality of these cards is... lacking. how did these card edges get shipped out? even with sleeves, i don't even think these are playable, @riftbound.riotgames.com

one hundred & fifty for 2025 😜

it painted its first Warhammer 40k miniature today 🩸💀 Azrakh the Annihilator got some color! it has so much respect for people who do this... this was HARD! a huge thank you to its dear friend who isn't on bluesky: Pup Bruce, for teaching & encouraging it! #WH40k #worldeaters #chaos #khorne

no rest for the wicked 😈

something to scare the Bracket 3 players... 👻 Happy Halloween! #MtG #EDH #Commander #Bracket3 #CelestialKirin #MLD #Armageddon

final day of Locktober & also Flex Friday it was ordered to post this pic 🦾🔒 do you approve?

Quote this with your Top 4 Horror Movies 1. The VVitch 2. The Ritual 3. Midsommar 4. The Babadook

how color identity & hybrid mana discourse feels:

Pumpking, King of Ghosts 🎃 & Call of the Haunted will *finally* be getting more support! (in February) this is the best YGO & TCG news ever!

they have no idea it's 🔒

The Great Depression 2: Oligarchy Boogaloo

the potential dilution of color identity in Commander is bumming it out (WotC is in charge of the format. the change is going to happen) reminding itself that TCGs should be fun. if something isn't sparking joy, it can focus on other things.

with the title "Overlord", & with the increased focus on Commander, it's surprised that the Overlord cycle in Duskmourn aren't Legendary Creatures. (there are two more, but they're bad)

Rosetta Thorn has been banned in the Living Legend format, effective immediately 🔨 Rosetta Thorn was a mistake. full stop.

it made the switch to a new gym 🦾 absolutely crushed its 4:30am workout! now it needs to go searching for a new gym selfie spot 🔍

having a gym crisis this week. should it switch gyms? can it still maintain progress if it has to stop working with its trainer? (also holy hell it needs a haircut)

if you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

it is now finally watching The Substance. this movie is equal parts disturbing & heartbreaking. body horror is NOT normally its jam, but 100% Demi Moore deserves all the accolades for her performance.

watched TRON: Ares so you don't have to 🔺 who else but Jared Leto could convincingly play an emotionless main character lacking humanity? (the visuals & score were incredible)

🦾 donner.obj

Duskmourn: House of Horror has some INCREDIBLE art for their "Fear of" horror creatures. here are some favorites:

POV 🦾💛 is it doing this right?

one last thought on Hybrid mana in EDH because i can't think about it any more but something just hit me: "monocolored" & "multicolored" decks don't exist in other formats. that's why the argument for "aligning Hybrid mana to how it works everywhere else" doesn't click with me. 1/3

for the 3rd week in a row it was unable to complete its full Leg Day™️ workout within 1.5 hours because its gym is now too busy from 5:00-6:30am. hmph! it might need to look at going back to a 24/7 gym so it can avoid people & get a workout in before 5:00am.

cuddles with Savannah have made the day better 💛🐈