Feral Friday Best of 2025

Would you like to stroke gold today? 💛

What year now is it Why do you mind Get lost completely Follow the bounce There’s no use thinking Shut down your eyes Surely you feel it Muscular bounce How long has it been Who are you now A mindless creature Lost in the bounce

Sweaty New Year? Happy Sweaty Year? Happy New Sweat? Insert your own witty caption, I may be a bit dehydrated 😅💦💦

Runner-ups too. Any favorites? 🐻

Happy New Year! Who wants to take a deep whiff and start strong with this bear musk? #NewYear #SamePits

Werebear Wednesday Best of 2025 🐻

Staying in this NYE to take care of my sick husband, so I might as well start this GOTY while it’s still 2025 and see what the hubbub is all about… #Expedition33

Last workout of 2025 or first workout of 2026? Happy New Year and thanks to all of you out there for being so inspiring! Keep improving. Keep working. Keep loving yourselves. Always rooting for you all! 💙

Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one 🍆

Me: I’m bulking! Check-In Agent:

Plenty of runner-ups here too

PRO: Biggest airplane restroom I’ve been in CON: No good angle for selfie

Towel* Tuesday Best of 2025

Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger #TowelTuesday! Any volunteers?

Bulked Full Vacationed Monochrome

Taquitos de guisado ❤️

Some runner-ups since this was well received

Yeah, I Workout!

Monochrome Monday Best of 2025

To start the new year off right and locked help me stay locked and get loose 😈. 1 like = 1 day. 😉

Spandex Sunday Best of 2025

You see? It’s all just a matter of perspective

Bicep thread Pardon the sweat, never mind the pit 💦

Pinch yourself and risk waking up? Or just go with it and rub suntan lotion on it like I asked your to? Sweet dreams!

Bicep Thread

(Also: never let a good mirror go to waste 😜)

Might be making a sad face, but inside I was bursting with joy when I found the L size shirt downright constricting 😁😁😁

just hear me out

Rise and shine!

Good night, wonderful peeps! Midnight tip: even on vacay or off diet, it is always a good idea to hit your protein targets 😉

Hello from Mexico City!

Flex Friday / Boxing Day update! Granted, I’m carrying some festive fluff, but I tipped the scale at 213lbs this morning! Been putting at least some of those leftovers to good use 💪

Good morning! Glad to see you’ll join me for leftover breakfast. Your friend? He’s already here… He just had to go *BURP* somewhere… briefly… Now why don’t you get closer? 😈

Did Santa bring you what you wanted?

Don’t you love finding that alluring, strangely shaped package under your tree? Running your hands over it, trying to guess what it is by feeling its shape? Lifting it with both hands to feel its heft, its size? What could it be: A skateboard? A bicycle? Your destiny? 😈

Don’t you love finding that alluring, strangely shaped package under your tree? Running your hands over it, trying to guess what it is by feeling its shape? Lifting it with both hands to feel its heft, its size? What could it be: A skateboard? A bicycle? Your destiny? 😈

Like guncle like nephew 👅

Christmas Pump >> Christmas Brunch

Merry Christmas! Got a little something for my wonderful bloomfies

Have yourself a Merry Little Pitmas 🎵

New Epstein files just dropped

Have yourself a Merry Little Pitmas 🎵

His name is Tomato 🍅

Time to be the grumpy guncle (My husband is the fun guncle)

Not a bad way to spend the Christmas Eve afternoon #forearmporn

I got your present ripe here under the Xmass bush!

Don’t stare directly into it

I got your present ripe here under the Xmass bush!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry X-mass to all!