It’s 1:00 PM, I’m done with meetings for the day, and I’m a little bored. So may as well try one of these again for the first time in ages… 😅

Getting a photo like this without a cat walking into the frame is truly more challenging than you might imagine.

Haha ok well I normally don’t do these things but I’m genuinely curious.

Guys, that was fucking awesome.

Just 20 minutes now!

This is one of the most unexpected and greatest honors of my life. I am dehydrated from the happy tears that haven’t stopped all week. I love my artistic community of little freaks (complimentary).

Come to daddy. 🥂🍊

Day 2/2: Check out, get breakfast (there will be a mimosa involved), swing through the Museum of Arts & Design, go to the concert, and then get home to the cats. 😛

I will be depending on the noisy hotel room air-conditioning to drown this out tonight 😅

This is literally the first time I have ever watched a basketball game on television. And it’s stressful as hell!

The look // The first stop

Cool, that’s my last day of work - I’ll have plenty of time to watch. 😂

On the plane to New York and already missing my children. 🥹

I’m pretty sure Franklin can tell I’m going on a trip tomorrow, because he’s being extra clingy even for him. 🥲

When Franklin falls asleep on me and his little tongue is doing this omg.

Bracing myself for the absolutely nerdgasmic DREAM of attending this concert on Sunday!!!!

I don’t have much of anything useful to say about this, but trillionaires should not be allowed to exist. It’s just unfathomably obscene.

Just clicked on a cute shirt on an Instagram ad, only to find out that A. The ad was for Old Navy (of all places), and B. the shirt is for little girls. 🙃

Good LORD the most RANDOM posts break containment and get liked by a million older ladies and/or bots pretending to be older ladies. 😂🫠

Hey, Franklin… uhh… Theodore doesn’t look… he doesn’t look super comfortable right now? 😅

FRANKLIN: *repeated and senseless cry-meows in the hallway* ME: “Little Latin boy in drag! Why are you crying?”

Look who showed up!

Happy Tuesday evening from me and the homies. ☺️

I was gonna make some bucatini with Marcella Hazan’s famous sauce recipe tonight, but then I had a 5 mg edible and now I think I’m gonna have a buffalo chicken tender pub sub.

Howwwwww am I supposed to remain engaged in my job when I’ve been laid off and my last day is in 3 weeks? - I am doing my absolute best to be a good worker bee, but in literally every meeting it’s a struggle not to give off big-time “Not my circus, not my monkeys” energy.

He wants to put a what in my where now?

I legitimately need one of those Jetsons setups where I just step onto a conveyor belt and the big machine gets me all ready for bed. I made the mistake of laying down before I washed my face or brushed my teeth or took my pills, and now I don’t wanna get up again.

I think he missed me while I was at the movies.

Yes I am absolutely going to see Masters of the Universe again tonight, what of it?

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date/be married to you?

I went to my haircut appointment today, and the two ladies who cut my hair gave me a really wonderful housewarming gift (cat treats for Franklin and Theodore and a set of cute margarita glasses). I don’t know what I’ve done in my life to deserve this sort of kindness, I’m actually blown away.

I just think that men.

The cats simply would not believe that my sushi was vegetarian, despite my repeatedly telling them. (from left to right: avocado peanut roll, sweet potato tempura roll with cream cheese, asparagus tempura roll)

Do you know how there are just those guys that you look at, and like every time a picture of them pops up on your feed on Bluesky, or Instagram, or wherever else… you just gasp a little bit and either audibly or in your mind whisper, “𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓉𝓎?”

I’m going to be unemployed in under a month and I’m about to hit purchase on a $60 cast-iron pigeon. Quite simply, I am a deeply unserious person.

It’s a “Get a little stoned, get comfy on the couch, and play video games” sort of night in this house.

My first one was some club in Rochester, NY that I don’t remember the name of… it was my boyfriend’s 18th birthday, and I didn’t turn 18 for another six days, but we convinced the bouncer to let me in anyway. The next one, and a more frequent visit for me, was Diva’s in Northampton, MA.

One thing I’ve always really enjoyed about downtown Orlando is how the skyline turns rainbow colored during Pride Month. I can only see one of the buildings that lights itself up from my place, but it’s still pretty awesome. Also, this building happens to be where Red Lobster is headquartered. 😂🦞

I laid down on the couch after work for five minutes, and now I fear I may never be allowed to stand up again.

I made a real mistake by ordering that big 1-pound bag of chocolate covered dried banana chips from nuts dot com.

I present to you my kindergarten lunchbox.

Vibing

All of us LGBTQ’s entering Pride Month.

Just a lazy day of video games on the couch with this little pumpkin muffin.

Seated with the superior movie theater candy, and ready to watch the much-maligned Grogu film.

I know I’m only about 6 weeks out of a 21-year-long relationship, but I’m legitimately not sure if I will ever - ever - want to be in a relationship with someone again? Like maybe I’m just too selfish for that? Or maybe it’s just too soon for my brain to even ponder it? Or maybe I need therapy? 😂

Loooook at this mom and babies I saw on my walk this evening. 😍

Just a casual afternoon sext from *checks notes* James Carville.

Finally submitting my passport renewal today.

Just witnessed a Vigo the Carpathian shoutout on a CNN panel show.