Why am I mouth-frothingly feral at 10:41 on a Thursday.

Ok ok ok I’m downloading Pokopia.

Gonna tell my boss that my work for the week is “Very complete, pretty much,” and hit the road for Palm Springs with no prior notice.

Name your fav film from the year you were born

A relatable king. 👑

I just spent 4 nights in California and an unexpected night in Atlanta on my way home (during which I got ~2.5 hours of sleep), and now I’m back in Florida and managing the time change. Not only do I not know what time it is, I barely know what YEAR it is.

Has the auto-moderation on here just completely stopped working? As of very recently, it seems to have gone from being a little overzealous to just letting endless dicks through. And believe me, I love dicks. But I also enjoy scrolling my main Bluesky account in public. (Also, LABEL UR NUDES PLZ.)

Definitely just sang “Don’t Know Much” by Linda Ronstadt and Aaron Neville with my Uber driver. I was Linda.

you, in another decade (Did somebody say twink era?)

Currently waiting the necessary ~90 minutes for this Dunkin’ Donuts coffee to cool down from a temperature of “surface of a white dwarf star” to one that is vaguely drinkable.

Well after the diversion to Greenville, I quite thoroughly missed my connection home from Atlanta and got rebooked on another flight that boards at 6:35 AM… so after getting about 2.5 hours of sleep at a Hampton Inn by the airport, I’m headed back to try to get home this morning. 🥴

Why does everyone around me seem to smell like bad breath and farts

Who got diverted to Greenville, South Carolina due to weather in Atlanta?

My posture and general demeanor while eating this airplane fruit and cheese plate can best be described as “foraging squirrel with kyphosis.”

If this asshole in the row in front of me — watching live coverage of Donald Trump’s “College Sports Roundtable” on Fox News — bought the last fruit and cheese plate, I’m gonna need to be duct taped to my seat. (NOTE TO FEDERAL AUTHORITIES: THIS IS A JOKE)

-MEG RYAN- as -TIDUS-

waiter: would you like more water me: yes, thank you :) waiter: *lifts cup* me: thank you :) waiter: *pours water* me: thank you :) waiter: *puts cup back on table* me: thank you :) waiter: me: thank you :)

Playful spooks held me hostage for several extra minutes - not once, but twice - on the Haunted Mansion tonight. But at least it was while I was in front of some great spots!

As an adult, there is not one single person who can tell me not to eat Mickey Mouse shaped beignets for dinner tonight.

The ride queue for Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disneyland will always and forever be the place where I learned that Whitney Houston died 🥴

A food company was handing out these cute little edamame guys at the show today and my first thought was “THE CATS WOULD LOVE THAT,” so guess who’s hitching a ride home with me tomorrow?

My 3rd day in a row eating lunch from a food truck at this conference 🥴😛 At least they have multiple options! Today I got a Hawaiian plate lunch with kalua pork, mac salad and rice.

It’s been an extraordinarily long day, it’s 8:21 PM, and I am officially a certified Sleepy Little Guy.

The World of Color pre-show featuring The Muppets is a DELIGHT.

I really do love the Monsters, Inc. ride at DCA and I’m gonna miss it when it’s gone!!

I quote this, in the wild and totally out of context, with GREAT FREQUENCY. 😂

We are making PROGRESS.

Am I on a work trip? Yes. Did I finish my work for the day? Also yes. So am I currently standing in line for Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout at Disney’s California Adventure? ALSO also yes.

You know how some people have “Resting Bitch Face?” Well, I am cursed with “Resting Friendly Helper Face,” a fact I was reminded of during my one mile walk to and from the CVS down the road, when not one — not two — but THREE people asked me for help or directions. 🥴

I’m trying I’m trying.

Let it be known that this — Paschal’s — is the best food at Atlanta Airport, and it’s a must-do every time I’m here.

GUYS, there’s a super cool new educational exhibit set up at Atlanta Airport, all about the history of the airport itself! It’s in the tunnel between Concourses D and E.

I’m a little stoned, and all I wanna do is make and eat this… but I’m at 30,000 feet right now and I lack the ability to do so, which is very very very disappointing.

My less functional and more whimsical purchase of the day was this little ceramic, anthropomorphic bell pepper dude made by Otagiri Mercantile Co. of Japan in the 70s or 80s. Not big enough to hold anything useful, but just big enough to take up a little too much space on the counter. I love him. 😂

Look at this GORGEOUS object I found at my favorite local vintage store today. 🤩 It’s a 1960s Dansk Kobenstyle enameled cast iron pot, and it’s designed so the lid can be inverted and used as a trivet when transferring it from the stove to the table. For a 60-year-old piece, it’s in GREAT shape.

Happy Sunday from me and Theodore! 🧐

I can’t begin to express how happy I was to realize I had everything I needed to make a pork roll, egg, and cheese sandwich this morning… like, just an unexpected gift. 😭

My schedule today is LOADED with high-engagement meetings, meanwhile my actual brain function today is like…

I’m in a 2-hour, weekly price pack architecture call and not watching the Pokémon news, but out of context I can confidently say I am a big fan of the cranky little leaf-bird. 😌🐥🍃

Well I just woke up from an unexpected 2-hour nap, so I’m ready to bite the head off of the next person who so much as looks at me. 😌

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J. Edgar Hoover is looking up from hell and wondering why no one told him that his job perks included partying with hockey players in a locker room.

When your cat is clearly possessed by the spirit of a troubled Victorian child.