took my new tripod for a test run #piercedcock #stachedaddy #batorpig #princealbert #nipplepig #hotelnudes #gaybator

How about a little Teste-Tuesday? Or maybe a couple big testes... #TesteTuesday #TummyTuesday #Testicles #Testes #CockAndBalls #BullBalls #FullBalls #LowHangers #Penis #Balls #NutSack

I am so fucking tired of being governed by these sadistic freaks

You know what time it is when the Donger goes Bouncy Bouncy! #Penis #peenus #bricked #masturbator #goon #PA #gooner #dong #donger #ChronicPenisMasturbator

Hi it me

I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻‍♂️

FRENS

They don’t know I’m the ringbearer chosen for the Ring of the Flamebringer #OctopathTraveler #OctopathTraveler0 #OT #OT0

Back shot! 😈🐷😈

took my new tripod for a test run #piercedcock #stachedaddy #batorpig #princealbert #nipplepig #hotelnudes #gaybator

Stealing @jcmuscuk.bsky.social gym poses

Where are you licking first? #fcf

fuck outta here

can't handle today's return to normal. i'm doing this instead. #masturbator #bator #bate #beardedbator #penis #cock #boner #erectcock #batespread #ballstretcher

we are so close to flipping the house. america is freedom edging.

Tajin is soooooooo good tho 😍

This was my point of view for much of today, staring up at the beauty of @theospice.bsky.social.

Hoping the ghost haunts the Sony Executive team instead

Grand central for a quick cruise before bus to Dublin airport 💖

for the record, i’m the hottest person at my work right now (i’m the only one here) x

First Tighty Whitie Tuesday of 2026

There we go. That there’s a headline.

All smiles today cause I’m thirty twoooooo 🎉

I’m getting to the age where I’m only 78% confident I remember some of this accurately 🙃 tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

if @ptklein.com were an animorph

What are you rubbing first? #tummytuesday

Did somebody order beef?

Happy Birthday to this total snack of a man that I call my husband!. He’s too sexy and smart sometimes and is a terrible problem, yes. But I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away. IYKYN @timmymetzner.bsky.social

It’s Topsy Turvy day 🙃🎉

This is honestly the stupidest this claymation man crafted from hate and feces has ever sounded.

Send it across the hall, Scott.

Backyard snail under a UV light

OK my replies are getting tedious time to post me looking hot and gay

west coast lighting ☀️ #piercedcock #stachedaddy #batorpig #gaynipples #princealbert #nipplepig #hotelnudes #gaybator

I hate this limp noodle so goddamn much. 🚮

Ohello there friends, hope you're all surviving 2026 as best ya can. ❤️🫂

Repost if you’re a slut for TOM.

our national nightmare continues, but the music stopped. thank you for your prayers

west coast lighting ☀️ #piercedcock #stachedaddy #batorpig #gaynipples #princealbert #nipplepig #hotelnudes #gaybator

Good morning

Coronado Cali Cigar O’Clock #cigarsocial #cigardaddy

the hotel is still playing xmas music and imma bout to murder someone

We can think of one!

arresting someone during a tv interview is crazy they're claiming the arrest was for 'obstructing a roadway and failure to obey a lawful command' but it certainly looks like they just saw her talking to a reporter and said Oh that's enough of that

“What do we call it when a stronger person decides to rob a weaker person because he can? It is just gangsterism. We are the most dangerous gangsters in the world today. Not in the sense of being charming rogues or alluring antiheroes. We are the bad guys.”

“Video games cause violence!” The game:

Good morning all you sexy men, since we have to go back to work let’s put my #cock to work today as well! Send me your proposals.😈😜 #monochromaticmonday #mcm #dad #daddy #feet #penis #weiner #cock

Ready for the week after holidays - am I missing anything?

Can’t sleep, too horny 🥵

Post a famous bathroom scene