Goals

Making my doctor laugh in an appointment does feel like the highest form of comedic success.

You see me in the locker room after practice, wyd? 😈

Repost if you'd stretch your hole on it 😈

Pikawrooo!!!

Gays. Stop fucking apologizing when you send a dick pic and it doesn’t get responded to with a dick pic. Can’t I just say “oh woooooof” and have you believe it?

✨ Shine bright like a diamond 💎 ✨ @bearpattymelt.bsky.social

Repost if you’re a slut for TOM.

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Nautical gym pump ✅ 🐕

Face deep thread. Tap in.

I’m loving the Sailor Boy room.

Don’t worry, pup, just relax. I’ve got ya. 😈 💦

I somehow managed to hit 69k followers on Elon's website before he's done fucking it up beyond repair, and I couldn't help myself.

Oops I came ☺️🐶 cleanup on aisle 5!

Asking my husband to put more nut milk in my coffee and him jacking off the almond milk container is one of my favorite things about being gay. 🌰

Merry Barkmas, indeed.

It’s this incredible hooman’s birthday today! Go give them some joy! @tintinex.bsky.social

World’s Okayest Dad (2024)

I hope people feel some amount of joy with the ridiculous excited faces I make when I see someone I know.

Coby needed some attention today, and he’s such a good boy I made sure got it😈💦 onlyfans.com/2158882679/f...

[commission] This binturong messed with the wrong (or right) wolf!

A near perfect afternoon. 🍆 💦

Ginger and Hung

I do love that iconic New York smell. 😏

Union suit season

A near perfect afternoon. 🍆 💦

It’s cold. Come warm me up. 😈🥶 #rideme #daddick #beard #balls #suckit

DON’T FEED THE PLANTS! 🌱

Puppies: always pay it forward. Always.

Who’s around in NYC next week? What’s a dog to do in the big Apple?

Felt beefy. 🥩

chunky and also funky

Take a seat, stud.

Furry PuppyButt™️ Friday.

Goddamn, this makes me even more excited for all of the hot men in my life to continue to only get hotter as daddies.

Ariana Grande you have slayed me yet again.

It's time for the gym, bro. Fill me up with protein and we can go.

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Just a silly bear with a lubed up dick 😜

Sporting the red, white and boop! 🐾 ❤️ 🤍 💙

Powerlifter moot Yevgeniiiii

Another Friday, another fat cock

Why do I like how I look shirtless in pajama pants so much?

This puppy 🤩

A hole and a handle- take control 😈

You had me at horsey sauce.