On my way to MAL! See you there?

…pika… 😳

Visiting London for the first time. Actually, visiting EUROPE for the first time!

AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.

Fucking hell

In the final hours before the subsidies for the Affordable Care Act are about to expire.

I’ve come to realize that people who don’t like the new Pokemon Legends ZA game don’t appreciate camp and whimsey enough. 🤣

So as we move into 2026, where will I be making some appearances? Here are some notable dates! Want me to come to your event? Feel free to drop me an email at [email protected] and let's talk about it!

Merry Christmas ❤️

Would you let Santa slide down the chimney? 🧑‍🎄 🌲

My world has been upheaved, but I’m doing what I can to get back on track and help me focus on moving forward. Doing something daily, even if just the half hour on the treadmill today. Little things like this help me focus on what I CAN control instead of going out of my mind on things I CAN’T.

He came all over my bush, and when he cleaned up his mess, he got carried away down there 😏👅 @minipouss86.bsky.social

I hope the TSA enjoyed my collection of dildos 🙄

First work out at my new complex under my belt. Not a full gym replacement, but it’ll certainly do. Between moving and feeling in the dumps at having to move, I haven’t been getting work outs in, plus emotionally eating. Looking forward to that changing.

Off we go to LAX. See you later Palm Springs. Until next time. 💔

*thirst intensifying*

People lost their minds when this was first published in 1995 absolutely melted down

I am thrilled to announce the creation of a brand-new leadership role within our organization, and the internal promotion to fill this elevated position. Becky Perdue, previously Director of Bootblack Partnership, has accepted the role of Executive Director – Bootblacks. 🧵👇

In today’s episode of “how to get me to auto-block you”, I present this trolling foolishness.

Just saw a clip of a podcast on IG. Holy shit why are people STILL using terms like “gold star gay”?

Have you been naughty or nice this year? Hopefully both. 😈

Easily Hackers for me

Wait… so you’re saying that ENTIRE Siberian orchestra is trans?

Breeding a bottom while making them cum in the process be like…

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#humpday #dadondad #outside #musclebear #hairy

Had a great time over the long weekend. 😈😈

The tattoo is healing well

I was asked if there was a way for folks to help with moving expenses if they’re unable to attend the show next Friday. NO EXPECTATION, but if you want, I have Venmo and Cashapp available. Any help towards expenses is appreciated.

Out on the deck with Dad #mcm #gaycigar #cigarfetish

☀️Pussy Paradise☀️ Let’s go back to summer with @fuckart.berlin 🌞 ✨We finally hooked up earlier this year in Malaga Watch now to see him taste and fuck my pussy for the first time and release his seed inside me😈👇🏼 OF: onlyfans.com/jakeftmx JFF: justfor.fans/JakeFTMx

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars(wars nor trek), LOTR, or marvel, Disney animated or pixar.

Wife’s not taking care of him but his best friend always does… Bros give the best head!!!

New in who dis?

Hey. You’re going to have a good weekend. Understood? 😁

I was asked if there was a way for folks to help with moving expenses if they’re unable to attend the show next Friday. NO EXPECTATION, but if you want, I have Venmo and Cashapp available. Any help towards expenses is appreciated.

Coming up at One Eleven Bar in Cathedral City. Send off show and benefit for my upcoming forced relocation to Canada.

For your consideration, my FCF contribution #fcf

Triggered, much? #ALPHA #Master #FinDom #Tribute

First proper work out in like a MONTH tonight. Rather happy with it. 🔥🔥🔥

Is it Fat Cock Friday? Is it Fat Cum Friday? Both! Cleanup needed

Appropriate leg day wear, check

Happy Thirstday

PS5 or switch 2. I’ll tell you I’m a dirty little dick pig. 😈🔥