Long weekend vibes is just thirsty pics when the suns out 😉

Today’s humpday brought to you by Boston Raiders Rozanov IYKYN

When the lighting in Cancun was 👌🏾

Happy Birthday to this total snack of a man that I call my husband!. He’s too sexy and smart sometimes and is a terrible problem, yes. But I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away. IYKYN @timmymetzner.bsky.social

The evolution of hair @timmymetzner.bsky.social

Just some pics where I maybe perhaps served 💅💅💅💅 during the vacation 📸: @timmymetzner.bsky.social

Hudcon on the Quinn app… excuse me!!. I have never subscribed faster to an app before.

Watching some dads at airports is wild. They’ll be sitting there with a grin on their face saying “hmm I think I lost my passport” or “oh, our gate is closing I guess we should go”.

Madeline Miller, what else does this man have to do? We found your Achilles

You know you married the right one when 🥰🥰

I finished Heated Rivalry. What do I do now? 🥹😔😔. Are there weekly support groups? Do I bring snacks….

Merry Christmas ya’ll! @timmymetzner.bsky.social

Such a perfect moment of television and the song by Wolf Parade is the perfect song! So happy to see Canadian Indie bands getting the recognition they deserve!

*Laptop slam shut* - out of office for the next two weeks. 🎉🎉🎉

In my 20’s did I mayhaps fall in love with a friend who told me at a club in Montreal that he’s in love with my other friend as I leaned in to kiss him…. 😔😔😔

And some new headshots because why not 😎

The most wholesome thing you’ll see on this page 😅 @timmymetzner.bsky.social

I can also cook / bake 💅💅💅 Brown butter carrot cake cookies sandwich with walnuts and cream cheese frosting.

Calling this the “Hollander” 😉 IYKYK. More on the alt bsky.app/profile/show...

11 more business days till Christmas vacation! Also just being 🥵🥵 today…

Another thing Canada has given us. Proud to be 🇨🇦!

Sunday funday brought to you by vacation mode 😎😎😎

Officially on vacation for a week. 🎉🎉🎉

When the sun finally comes out and the lighting is on point 😉

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

because of course! @betazed4.bsky.social

After Dark! 🎃👻

No plans for Halloween but if I did..

He hasn’t been elected yet but this is the Gay Agenda..

Every time someone sends me a work email asking about something I’ve already responded to earlier, I’m just sending this gif..

I just want to be a himbo 🫣😌

Something something 🐪 🐪

Thursday date night! At Chai Pani DC. @timmymetzner.bsky.social

Someone took this picture at a friends wedding last weekend and it’s going on all the social. 💅💅

Happy Friday! Just some thirst to start the weekend.

Something something humpday cowboy 🤠

A very wise man once said….

Western themed wedding weekend in West Virginia. @timmymetzner.bsky.social

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and now I’ve got a hot husband. Make your conclusions as you will. 💅 #science

Happy almost rapture day, for those who are looking forward to it! IYKYK

Sunday thirst traps..

Carrie Coon not winning

We don’t talk enough about this struggle like let’s have that conversation

Humpday swag…😎

Great weather! Good wine and fantastic company! @jdlovitz.bsky.social @timmymetzner.bsky.social

Sunday funday but the alt saw a bit more 😌😌

Long weekend vibes 😎

Growing out my hair and till it’s passed the awkward hair growth phase, say hello to headless torso pics 😔🫣

Thirst traps for Rail road daddy’s quick recovery ..