I just want to be a himbo 🫣😌

Something something 🐪 🐪

Thursday date night! At Chai Pani DC. @timmymetzner.bsky.social

Someone took this picture at a friends wedding last weekend and it’s going on all the social. 💅💅

Happy Friday! Just some thirst to start the weekend.

Something something humpday cowboy 🤠

A very wise man once said….

Western themed wedding weekend in West Virginia. @timmymetzner.bsky.social

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and now I’ve got a hot husband. Make your conclusions as you will. 💅 #science

Happy almost rapture day, for those who are looking forward to it! IYKYK

Sunday thirst traps..

Carrie Coon not winning

We don’t talk enough about this struggle like let’s have that conversation

Humpday swag…😎

Great weather! Good wine and fantastic company! @jdlovitz.bsky.social @timmymetzner.bsky.social

Sunday funday but the alt saw a bit more 😌😌

Long weekend vibes 😎

Growing out my hair and till it’s passed the awkward hair growth phase, say hello to headless torso pics 😔🫣

Thirst traps for Rail road daddy’s quick recovery ..

Trek marathon with @jdlovitz.bsky.social #trekkies

TGIF brought to you by camo..

Date night 📸 : @timmymetzner.bsky.social

Julian Fellowes you can’t do this to Me on a Sunday night..

It’s that time again where we find out if Marion will finally learn the art of communication 😔 …

I present to the midnight society, my face card…

TGIF! brought to you by a playbill decorated bathroom …

THE GILDED AGE MOWING DOWN F-SLURS

Not gonna lie, need a morale boost today, so… 😅🤓

My husband gathering strength and motivation to vacuum.. Me:

Coffee and 🍰 ☀️ 🐫

Watching SNW season 3 and um.. daddy.. papa 🔥🔥🔥🔥

No matter where I live, in my heart I’ll always be Canadian. 🇨🇦🍁

New spectacles 🤓. Ask me about my fav Sauropod 🦕🦕…

Happy 🐪 day. Who wants coffee?

Did DOGE also cut the Grammarly subscription?? 😅😅

How it started 5 years ago today. I still have 0 chill… 😔@timmymetzner.bsky.social

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A wonderful way to start my birthday. @ptklein.com @timmymetzner.bsky.social

And now feeling suggestive in my almost birthday suit.. 😈😈

Turning 42! 🎂 and feeling the speedo weather.

Being married to a theatre nerd means supporting him in his interests. Im here to support the arts….

You know if the nuclear apocalypse could come before Thursday so I don’t have to do this presentation in front of the board of directors…. I wouldn’t hate that.

The world might burning but we’re so back! #gildedage

One minute you’re watching Cynthia Erivo in concert and the next minute you get a news alert that the US attacked Iran…😔😔

Can we talk about the straight gym bro’s wearing 4” shorts and crop tops. Sir.. it’s 7am on a Saturday

The worlds a mess but I guess I’ll thot in tiny underwear 😌

2013 world pride vs 2025 world pride. Consistently topless 😎

World Pride weekend @timmymetzner.bsky.social

It’s that time again where I take a nap and 2 espressos between 5-7pm so I can stay up past 10pm for the obligatory Pride event..

TGIF and Pride Weekend..