concept art of the moose barbarian i’m working on for my very first d&d game

Bruce Campbell's hotness is what I remember most about MANIAC COP.

If July 25 is Christmas in July, that means July 5 is Krampusnacht in July - so everyone remind kids that if they're naughty he will come tonight to hit them with sticks and drag them off to hell in chains.

“My goodies? My goodies? My goodies? Not my goodies!” -Ciara in 1693 when her friends are accused of having been seen with the devil

isn’t it wild that everyday, someone somewhere gleefully logs onto the internet not realizing they will be that day’s main character a modern retelling of shirley jackson’s “the lottery”

This should be the blueprint for how to deal with random angry nerd men's online moaning.

who up grilling they cheese?

Remember what they took from you

So, wasn’t sure Charleston was going to make it. He survived the winter dormancy, but in the last two months only grew two new leaves that didn’t develop fully formed traps. But over the last few days we’ve had an explosion, so 🤞🏻

happy fourth of july, i guess

long ago, the four cubes lived in harmony…

Crit Role campaign 4 is wild cause one half of the party is having the most delightful evening of arts and entertainment and the other half is facing horrors untold.

stubbed my toe

America doesn’t deserve a birthday for how much bullshit has happened. So get ONE thing right about me and that I’m a Brandt Boy way before I ever consider myself an American.

Kathryn Janeway when she meets the man of her dreams, then meets his beautiful wife:

Bombadil posting will continue until morale improves 💛

Crush! At the Gymnasium

🚨 hot guy walking a tripod dog 🚨

happy fourth of july to them only.

I fear we were too hard on the CD Cenobite. A beautiful creature who really embodied the pain/pleasure of being a dedicated lover of physical media.

i hope Larry never finds out what the handler said about his position on the team 😡

Joey Jay inspired me to come out as gay

friend said he sent me a surprise in the mail…

This top comment on the new Carly single “first time fan in a new era kinda nervous” baby Carly does not have ERAS, she is eternal

Forget Alf hog or Cap hog, it’s time for Penguin Big Naturals

They don’t want to be booed

Corporations on July 1st:

45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...

you can tell 10 things i hate about you is based on a shakespeare play cause only the bard could come up with “i hate your big dumb combat boots”

Hope this email finds you, and in the darkness binds you.

Crazy that i’m seeing her in two weeks

Rachel crushing on Tobias:

Captain Ahab Patti Lupone 🤝 I am furious, but I am sailing

this bird is on bluesky for sure

This version of Captain America believes in Girth-right Citizenship

this is how the phantom of the opera starts

they know their audience

geese didn’t deserve this

The only 250 worth celebrating this weekend.

2 months later and my prediction comes true 🙂‍↕️

You couldn’t make this movie today …because you’d be arrested for daring to touch the Reflecting Pool

the ancient mariner:

X-Men time!

oh happy anniversary! bsky.app/profile/csmi...

what’s everyone’s favourite heritage minute and hinterland who’s who?