gotta go my rides here

zane phillips’ legs. that’s it. that’s the skeet.

if i send you this it means Jane, Don't

Teasing this on Good Friday… it has to be Jesus right?

reading this added 5 years to my life

Omg! Animorphs is getting a modern TV series! I grew up on these books, and they were also weirdly integral to my own internal coming out experience. Also KA Applegate is a beloved YA author who is NOT transphobia and has a trans daughter :) www.polygon.com/animorphs-tv...

if anyone wants to pay me 30 pieces of silver for a kiss, let me know

Holy shit. kotaku.com/one-piece-ne...?

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!

Sterling K. Brown on why so many new seasons of TV consist of only 8-10 episodes 📺

Mary Magdalene Someone discovering a new kink 🤝 I never thought I’d come to this

who up not knowing how to love him?

Sagittarius: If life is a mystery, then your life is a mystery wrapped in a shabby sweater and disappointment.

busy again this year

A random servant girl to Peter two thousand years ago:

He was in St. John's. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Earth isn’t flat! Earth isn’t round! All hail Crescent Earth!!!

It’s 1914 and boys are kissing boys! It’s not Heated Rivalry, it’s Charlie Chaplin. So why watch old movies? It’s to find evidence of yourself. Watch the whole video here 👉 youtu.be/LPF30AqxVFE?...

just last week they told us they show him 2 minute montages of the war in lieu of proper briefings…..

timeline cleanse youtu.be/aTQn3sRhdF4?...

if anything bad happens to Digby i will punch Noah Wyle

ooohhhhh Pitt crew!

attn: @travistruant.bsky.social

ARTEMIS FROM SAILOR MOON WAS AT THE ARTEMIS 2 LAUNCH AND IM VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...

i truly don’t think god envisioned voting as being an essential aspect of marriage

i hate that you have to purchase the pro/epilogues separate. like dlc.

I do not take booktok seriously and I never will. What the fuck you mean the epilogue and prologue “aren’t part of the book/story”???????

"And Jonathan the tortoise... who did NOT die but was caught in an elaborate international crypto scam"

when it’s revealed that baby jane doe is the love child of robby and whitaker 😍

got to share the sneasler rant with someone today for their first time!

I have reached my final form

save your hard earned money cause expenses will continue to rise!

Trojans are commonly understood to be malware. Great analogy!

Tfw you fake your death for a lark but everyone celebrated instead of mourned

do any of you ever even consider how love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night

Regular season vs. All Stars season

Actually funny April Fool joke

Serebii Update: The special distribution of Alpha Chikorita, Alpha Tepig and Alpha Totodile has begun. Deposit a Pokémon from Pokémon Legends: Z-A into Pokémon HOME and then go to Mystery Gift on HOME on mobile Details @ www.serebii.net

Voice of Luigi in upcoming Super Mario movie Charlie Day was asked who his favorite Luigi’s are, and he said Luigi Mangione

Heartbreaking: Astronaut is an email job

My h*** is ready for the next season of The Guilded Age

amandafiles upon meeting marowak saying that cubone’s been telling everyone she’s dead and then deciding it was cubone’s other mother that died and marowak is a widow 😂😂

gonna put security cameras in Machoke and Machamp’s house and create PokéBrandt’s Boys

do any of you ever stop and think that you should have bought a squirrel?

What a rollercoaster, man

Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice, or lightning