She even has a chauffeur to drive her around in that massive limousine!

let us be glad, let us be gra- *grindr notification sound*

good afternoon

My job won’t stop emailing me about our DP training program…

The movers get here in 2 weeks and I’m nowhere near packed send help

Happy Amex Gold 60th to those who celebrate

So is Spirit dead or not?

I need to learn my lesson about ordering drinks from Uber Eats…

i need to ride it right now

There’s a Mario x Dragon Quest knockoff Monopoly game????

Is this how a computer firewall works

It’s 9 AM and I’ve already been in meetings for 4 hours

Tomorrow is the last day to decide if I want to back out of this house or not 🫪

spider man turn off the dark

someone was brave enough to post this on Nextdoor and the comments are exactly what you think

me when boss says i need to be using more AI (and not the work-approved AI tool either)

hot oomf if you’re reading this i am free on tuesday night. if you would like to hang out i am free on tuesday night when i am free to hang out. i am free to hang out on tuesday night so if you want to hang out on tuesday night i am free.

Me immediately after I eat a tree nut

This is extremely specific but do I have any oomfs that like movies, speak French, and want $500 lol

Good morning it’s time for breakfast salad

Is this true

Good night

Omg oomf featured in official promo material @jbfromdc.bsky.social

New mortgage guy says “good news we don’t have to bother doing an appraisal” and I’m ??????

Really wish I was in the meeting where a Match Group exec decided they need an equity stake in the sloppy whore bottom industry

Alaska did their first ever safety video and there’s an interesting location 🤔

TICK TOCK!! If Los Angeles continues to refuse to allow PATRIOTIC LAND OWNERS to build BEAUTIFUL, DENSE, WALKABLE housing over their old decrepit buildings, empty parking lots and other improperly used lands THE BEAR WILL WAKE UP!!

Am I doing well on my 401k or no

Out in the @ptklein.com quarter of DTLA

why doesnt the US just flood the interstate highway system to make way for more shipping routes?

Does anyone remember Gateway stores

Donnelly has decided to add an ABU (accessory bunny unit) to his house

gm @lukeacl.com

tonight's news

Crisis: AA barely flies from Seattle so I need to pick Alaska or Delta 🤔

extremely AA email... they spend the entire email calling this feature wallet and then at the end they're like "btw it's not called wallet anymore"

I am this bus

They finally invented the @c3nric.bsky.social milking machine

Donnelly when I give him extra pellets

Plumbing Bluesky, is a sewer joint offset bad 🫪

Help me I stuck

In the arms of the angel, fly away…

What if we kissed 🫣 at Disney California Adventure Park

locked bottom on their way to quarterly inspection

Can’t believe I have to download Grindr for the first time ever to get a Madonna album

HHN scare actor caught popping out of the boo hole in real time

fuck now i have to buy a hat too!?

🫪

Things a bunny says

Good morning are you top, bottom, side, or purple ball?