Y’all are on sale at Woot

How does my stock account have negative shares in it??

2 oomfs cancelled on me so I’m just going home and going to bed I guess 😔

Already forgot auld acquaintance 🫣

Off the airport bus and into a bar, which somehow only has a $10 cover

Irvine FB/Nextdoor loved to complain about the city/LA Metro… and then also talk about how they would never willingly set foot in LA (except for the airport)

What major event do you think will happen in 2026?

Ready for NYE dinner

hAAppy new year

Happy new year @ptklein.com ❤️

Reminder: FREE rides today & tonight until 3am!!! If headed to Grand Park: 🚇 A/E Lines: Historic Broadway Station (2nd/Broadway) 🚇 B/D Lines: Grand Park/Civic Center Station (1st/Hill) 📱 Plan trip with Google/Apple maps, Transit or Moovit app, metro.net

Some lady asked if the PVR airport has TSA Precheck…

Happy NYE who is lowering their ball onto my fa— *is pulled offstage by a comically long hook*

Me and who

Just rename it the Gulf of C.U.M. (Cuba, USA, Mexico)

Criminal

Instead of a mortgage can I have a morta-ooh-gaga

I don’t speak bottom, but I can if you like

RIP Sprinkles cupcakes? 🧁

The British pub in PV has a cheeseburger with donut buns which I feel is solidly American food

2025 felt like being awake during surgery… but the surgery is only 25% done

Disneyland ride control systems and also trains

I know his ass is not in a meeting

At the @robyeodesign.com restaurant in PV

I guess this is how I find out I’m allergic to shrimp 🥴

Heated Rivalry but featuring Pokémon

We got a small drink

Only engineering can touch a light bulb. You need to fill out a G34W request form in the facilities and maintenance portal on the company intranet. You’ll then be in the queue within 8 business days.

Bark bark woof snarl bark whimper

Me when something gay happens

Good morning

Why is the entire population of Canada in PV this week

This coffee shop also sells real estate

A gogo boy is dancing to The Sound of Silence (Club Remix)

The burger place here has a darkroom???

The snail is in its shell

🥺

Good evening

me when i worked on the Disneyland Railroad

Good night

Which setting are you choosing?

Preparing a regional delicacy for @ptklein.com

What do you think about Birria Ramen?

My left ear every day

Feeling lonely, it’s just 🐰 and I tonight 😔

Does Santa’s sleigh have TCAS

I’m settling the debate once and for all

“Pairing free buses with paid parking says we value people in motion more than cars at rest,” writes Nicolas Rohatyn.

Rent prices fall when you build more apartments - including “luxury” apartments

Fist bump machine for @himbobrite.bsky.social and @blueflameboy.bsky.social