When there’s a gay guy named Matt it’s like well yea

Drag queens explaining their drag family lineage

Fraud²

Hateful Eight!

In this episode of Jem, Rio assumes that Unicron is hitting on Jem when he attempts to devour earth and beats him up.

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Margo’s Got Money Troubles on AppleTV is a delight and omg Michelle Pfeiffer should get an Emmy for this line reading alone💀

My grandpa worked at a paper mill, & taught himself book binding and let me tell you, I never bought a Goosebumps in the 90s. The other benefit was he had access to box tops! Loved the mascot beanies & legos. Sadly I dont still have the legos which are, I hear, sought after. Also TMNT bowl!

Calling Pawnstars and asking if theybhave Horny Battletoads.

Sorry the natural habitat of Earth is a big glass of wine 🍷👩 #winemom #itswineoclocksomewhere

really enjoyed this. great little video to watch before bed

Thanks for that, Aleister

“lifeforce into a sock”

me, whenever i see godzilla.

Got her Oscar now she's coming for a Tony

Oh fun! Let's see what they sent. It's a letter from K. K. Slider! Oh-.

Original message here, submitted via acmail.idreesinc.com #animalcrossing #acnh

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

So what is she? “a junkie” Oh, she does drugs? “no, an infatuation junkie” Oh, like currently? “no, a former infatuation junkie” Oh, and you have proof of this? “no…”

These ladies get it.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Average GOP policy outcome

Not conviced a non-zero number of that 24 can't keep Iraq and Iran straight. And are thinking about Iraq. In the early 2000s.

I think if you're going to ask the Pope if he's read the Bible you should pack it up and walk in to the ocean because no one can help you. Not the devil, space aliens, those uncontacted tribes, cthulu or his racist author, no psychologist or teacher or preacher or creature. Pack 👏 It 👏 Up 👏

You actually made me decide to do a Pokemon one. Which sort of has to allow for repeats... Remakes wise B/W/B2/W2 do both need to be made. And we need to reimagine the Dream World somehow for it.

So it just sounded like someone was trying to disassemble my house with golf balls.

What do you mean the animated Avatar movie got leaked entirely because it was accidentally left as an attachment to an email.

Starting the conspiracy theory now: Donald Trump was manufactured by Big Catholic to make more Catholics.

This was fun :)

I actually tried to make sure I pulled deep from my memory so this whole thing wouldn't be the Recent Hyperfixation Express.

Donald Trump is like everyone else he hates going to work on Monday so he stays up late on his phone shit posting

*Riker Googling* The Vatican can declare Saints, can it declare anti-Saints?

When It Happens, if he hasn't framed it comically somehow I think that would be the biggest disappointment.

Sagittarius: Take a leadership role in your own life. First order of business: give yourself a demotion.

Finally watching the new episode of Drag Race and holy shit what were these 1st 2 picks?! What do you MEAN Mandy Mango didn't win that?

Watching JuJutsu Kaisen finally. It sure is... hmm... I mean it is pretty good. I guess I didn't know what to expect going in.

Very generous of him since that's probably his whole weekly pay. You see because they pay him-

the ornithologist

You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...

I've never seen a box with depression until now.

"My cloaca!"

The level of unprofessionalism

I guess I'm a Kasey Musgraves fan now?

"Personal AI Jesus" spunds like a really bad follow up to the Depeche Mode song.

just popping on here to remind everyone that being married is cool as fuck and if you don't like your partner you're doing it wrong