translating my toddler: “teetee” cheese “wawa” any beverage or saline nasal spray “deh” please pick me up and put me on this chair “bee” please hand me that item i cannot reach “baby” human infants, stuffed animals, or Pikachu.

daughter's "thing" lately is sitting in her stroller parked in the kitchen chattering at us. i wish every toddler parent a very "child WANTS to sit still and safely contained" day.

MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it

if you go everywhere with headphones in you will miss so much magic. like an 11-yo boy screaming HELLO MY GOOD PERSON out the back of his moms van at you

why you shouldn't get distracted reading ghost stories at work: your coworker will pop in the door to ask you a question and you will scream and throw your water all over your face

I know I'm not the first person to say this, but if you want books about wizards and dragons and magic, Ursula LeGuin's Earthsea novels are *right there* and they have about a million times more heart and beauty in them than anything JKR could ever write.

a flower among flowers 🌼 #fieldsofmistria #celine

🚨SCROUNGR ALERT!🚨 Go to a daycare parking lot! Many parents leave the car running when they bring their tots inside. Be quick, and maybe you can score their coffee! Dont steal the car tho.

so representative of my household that one of the clearest communications my 18-mo-old can make is, "Annie, down!" when she sees the dog putting her paws on the counter 9x a day

i wish work would tell me "allison you need to make an important delivery one hour away. drive there and back." because i want to just listen to music in my car for 2 hours instead of other stuff.

Pikachu Neopets paintbrush + character challenge starry⭐🖌

Kevin Graham Neopets paintbrush + character challenge glowing🟢🖌

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recently learned of several ppl from my past doing incredibly impressive things like being postdoc researchers and PhD candidates in intense fields. um no youre katie who is drunk off her ass annoying me on the bus and youre tj who is writing erotica about your dormmates for some reason

can confirm that the funnest part of managing your work social media is professional-tone arguing with /shutting down commenters who have beef

check out my sea glass collection! *is very clearly just different colors of beer bottle shards i picked up living near a college campus*

seeing your friends kids is so sweet its like. aw. the sequel centered on the protagonists next generation. 🥹

costco would it kill you to have signs for where anything is

are any of you Selena Gomez on steam? a Selena Gomez on my friend list has been playing rocket league every day for a year and i genuinely do not know who it is

Every jrpg artist has one design motif they can’t let go of. Golden sun: bulbous clothing trim Trails in the sky: useless buttoned straps on sleeves, shoulders, waists Cold steel: jackets of all shapes and sizes Kingdome Hearts and that era Final Fantasy: do i need to say it

The only recent green thing I had in my files was piece of Roll Caskett and Data. Somehow I don’t think yall mind. 😋💕☘️

maybe if i listen to christmas music i can trick myself into not being as mad about march snow.

DLSS5 OFF // DLSS5 ON

Wikipedia's birthday logo overhwhelms me with an unbearable motherly instinct. Baby Globe i would do anything for you. i wouldn't dream of disabling you

a quick celine to test brushes 🌼 #art ✧ #fieldsofmistria

request any character and a neopets paintbrush and maybe i will doodle a new design based on the paintbrush while working today

request any character and a neopets paintbrush and maybe i will doodle a new design based on the paintbrush while working today

I meant to post this on #Mar10Day but here’s the timelapse for my Mario is Missing piece for @skyisagirl.bsky.social! I decided to restart after my first failed attempt at Luigi but I ended up so happy with the result #mario #timelapse

Balor McMistria doodle #FieldsOfMistria

Balor McMistria doodle #FieldsOfMistria

Kofi request

there's a fields of mistria character they showed early in development but hasn't released yet (not the datamined emo guy everyone loves) and I drew fanart of them way when. when the character drops, finally i'll be like a pokemon artist posting a picture day-of.

wanna do some kind of color challenge like huevember

sometimes you are in a hurry but the printer lady needs to tell you how her sons testicals fit into his prom suit and your neighbor needs to tell you about when he killed a man with his car.

*crouches down to check on the dead bug in the corner* How are you doing today, bud? Dang, I hate that for you.

every day after work seeing my daughter feels like seeing a celebrity :)

actually, i ended the trails series yesterday. its done.

from the moment we met #trails_fa

im a little birthday boy

guy at work: who was that guy from jersey shore? Mike the Problem?

A friend left some beers round my house at christmas and it taste like soy sauce (supposed to be coffee+chocolate) but i wasnt put on this earth to let beer go to waste

saw something about mixing prints for stylishness on instagram. they prob meant florals and pikachu.

Mad Max and Holly the Heroic #StrangerThings

Mad Max and Holly the Heroic #StrangerThings

Kloe and Sieg 💜🪶 #TrailsintheSky #TrailsintheSky1st #art

toddler is in and adorable "hiding her animal figurines in kitchen cabinets" stage of childhood 🥺

we are living in a golden age of bumper stickers