"neighbors" part of the ring app literally panicking about "gunshots" and saying the neighborhood "sounds like a warzone" on july 4

before em dashes were a tell for AI i always thought they were a tell for try-hards and mac users. just use a hyphen

AI is telling me that 32GB RAM is $40 and a 1TB NVMe SSD is $50. it's twisting the knife

some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”

They used to call it Himhe‘s Chocolate but they changed it because of woke

this is a tangent and not an example of the quoted post, but when "total eclipse of the heart" was requested at my sister's wedding reception (i think it was an inside joke?) the DJ felt he had to clarify on mic that it was a request lol

link he come to town come to save the princess zelda

going maybe a little overboard this treat day

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

biden still owes us all $600 of the $2000 pandemic checks

happy lagwagon day everybody www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihff...

Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...

9pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes

It turns out my local Carl's Jr has implemented their doordash menu such that you can order a biscuit and gravy, hold the biscuit, hold the gravy. I have questions

The story feels tailor-made for Bluesky

I'm releasing Slider, a web port of Animal Crossing (GameCube): turtlekiosk.github.io/slider Features: - PWA offline support - Controller + keyboard + touch screen support - Import/export save data (compatible with Dolphin) - Variable window size / fullscreen support - Mutable audio

According to @bsky.app , transphobes are "protected groups"

gamechanger board game www.kickstarter.com/projects/dro...

just watched my gf slam an entire book front to back in one sitting

this indie bookstore put all the books about adhd with all the books about computers

dog in a "service dog in training" vest on the train is very cute but the trainer does not know how to train a service dog lol

neat, apparently something i wrote was part of how rust shipped in the linux kernel for a little while

little girl at this hockey game had a sign that said "mess with the honk, get the bonk"

a recruiter just told me somebody used my information to fraudulently apply for a job and they claimed to be me in an actual call with the recruiter. what a curious scam

i am acutely aware of timezones and avoid sending anyone late notifications in every aspect of my life. no exceptions

a few months ago a company scheduled an interview with me only to join 10m late and say they've edited the job description to add a mandatory on-site one day per week policy lol the role is still open so i'm tempted to be a lil shit and email "willing to reconsider that single in-office day? :^)"

i wonder if employees at my VPS provider have a betting pool for when my VPS with more than a half decade of continuous uptime will finally go down

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Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

I ate your PLUMS and I cannot lie I'm guilty and I won't deny That when I found them kept in a pretty chilly place yeah I put them in my face and man, YUM, couldn't have enough 'Cause you know that my tum is stuffed, But you were breakfast saving, Your forgiveness now I'm craving

Therapist: So imagine a post on the Internet. BlueSky user: It makes me angry Therapist: I meant like a joke BlueSky user: I'm even angrier

on the one hand the job market is not great. on the other hand companies are apparently so desperate that they email my dad to get to me???

my rideshare total was $14.92. you all know the rhyme

negative steam reviews of a 'who wants to be a millionaire?' game that are cracking me up

It's me, sitting on my couch doing my little crosswords and communing with lock-picking trash pandas everywhere 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/racc...

i caught an older dude's rebound when i was walking by at the park so i shot a three and made it :)

this person has figured out how to give people "functional tetrachromacy" using extensive training and glasses with a pair of dichroic filters with differing spectral response www.color-in-color.info/tetrachromac...

Pokopia is the first successful Viva Piñatalike.

just got a great git commit sha. the short hash has trips twice

i love this little website youraislopbores.me

Thinking about low res pikachu.

pokopia music be sounding like animal crossing

i got hit by a limo once! i walked to the driver's window gesticulating and saying "what the fuck?" and he said "you're okay? okay? good" and drove away

this + keyless entry and keyless start are antifeatures

gravity rush was a p fun game

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

hold on i gotta take this