is it gluttonous to eat a whole pineapple. not that i'm doing that... i'm asking for a friend ofc

lmao my friend works for arts and culture here and there is a citizen who keeps calling in to complain about the 'brotherhood of mankind' sculptures that have been up since 1967. some people are so wild

Perfect. Beautiful.

🫡

made spruce tip syrup and spruce tip vodka 😎 also sourdough banana pancakes that i'm turning into an integral part of my personality

please keep the bi women in yr thoughts this month, lesbians hate them and straight men love them - its basically a biblical punishment

When you don't like something you can say it's "against the natural order of things" to give your hate some gravitas

Due to a combination of an easy charm, privilege, and a poor interpersonal memory I don't believe I have ever had an enemy. I've most likely met malice in my time, but from fools, and I would never respect a fool enough to give them such space in my imagination.

not to be dramatic but i think we should all freak out. i think we need to freak out and break things

Ok? And who funded this study? Big Feeling Better?

in which the vulnerable human heart becomes the last bastion of protection,

The Warrior Ethos

just remembered the rodeo girls at the ranch all bought clothes from a company called 'ranch dressing' lol

nature is so metal

so, 300000 separatists are 6% of albertas population. 14% of albertas population are high school dropouts. so they couldn't even get all the dropouts on their side

🗣️ CANADA ELIMINATES US AT THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS OF HOCKEY

mmm breakfast of champignons

[unapologetic killjoy voice] i don't think that's funny actually

Greed puts out the sun.

kind of sick that because of the pope we can now just casually call tech bros 'architects of babel'

20 philosophers vs 1 priest of Ra

My hope is that the death ray im constructing will create a peaceful world

🚨lana del rye has breached containment 🚨

Cooper's hawk ordering finch fries at mcdonald

bro let us leave this melancholy place

no no, i like the butlerian jihad, i just didn't expect it to be catholic

double fruit morning 😈

the joyful and miraculous montreal canadiens have wiped the ice with the cursed and repugnant carolina hurricanes 😊

the crabapple tree outside my bedroom window is blooming if u even care

rabbit spirit #joncarling #drawing #art

todays loaf 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

wrecking his sisters room??! chasing the dog with a FORK?! here's a hot take: max was a little asshole 😤

look at my cool apple, it matches my CBC mug 🤗

i think the pickle beans and the rocket pop beans look good

damn, I did *not* remember Simpsons season 1 going this hard

Sexting: the machine of capitalism is oiled by the blood of the workers

i know i shouldn't say this but white babies are a d-tier baby. have you seen a fat chinese baby?

oh baby that bread settlement hit my account like mjölnir 😎

How it feels to drop a heavy trash bag several floors down a garbage chute

🌌🌌🌌

made a mini loaf with my new starter 🥹 her name is lana del rye

thinking about bait trapping some americans later

america about to invent being a 6th world country

back on my bullshit [four tabs open about heirloom wheat and rye, 2 about socialist canadian history within the ukrainian diaspora]

"we ball" - Buddha

come over i'm making yr favourite soup 😇

I can accept the Muppets being in commercials because they’re showbiz people. I cannot accept the Sesame Street Muppets being in commercials because they’re educators.

Preston Singletary, Tlingit (1963- ), Raven Steals the Sun, blown, cast, and sandblasted glass, 19 x6x6 in, wood mold for the Sun by David Franklin, American (1972- ), private collection

I'm sorry but I will be busy for the next couple of hours writing "I will not do stuff that flies in the face of the guild tenets" 120 times on my wax tablet

reading yr posts