arranging flowers

i miss my sony psp

america the most cucked nation in history www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfe...

i can’t explain the hold this post had over me

2026 summer looks: disaffected sexy little french boy (need haircut), dark academic pokemon trainer, landlocked manic sea captain, unemployed girl detective

just something to bear in mind

well yes

thinking about putting some marshmallows in my date and walnut smoothie 🤔

[day in the life video] first off, every morning i go to the backyard and try to set garbage bin on fire w/ my mind, next i do psychic warfare at the CIA for 10 mins, finally i cool down with some light praying on the downfall of my enemies. weekends i form weapons that prosper

well i'm just a simple country aurafarmer,

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I am going to join the Women’s Christian Temperance Union bsky.app/profile/phil...

log off and take 9 laps around the garden with your hands clasped behind your back

i should be nicer to u guys

u like what u see my american friends 😎

you yanks should do a general strike now because the diarrhea parasite gives plausible deniability

I was in the womb spitting, flopping, throwing elbows, tripping, complaining to the ref, etc.

no i am not 'dissociating' i'm picturing the beneficial bacteria in my yogurt as little workmen inside my body manufacturing antibodies and hormones and cleaning out plaque and waste materials. they have little overalls, theyre well-paid and have a union

weeding in the garden: selected ambient worms vol.2

Fuck it we ball , or we did once. a lot can change very quickly, and sometimes there is nothing left to hoop. But still the money rains down

i'm not surprised 😎

having some vegan nugs with bbq sauce 😎 they're good af

i hear your girlfriend doesn't even have Turbo SoftControl enabled... what a loser...

i admire the humble pineapple because it eats you back 🍍

nbd,

1 of my friends said 'keeping weird stuff in jars is a cornerstone of yr personality' n every1 laughed n i was like 🙄 but then i went to get my keys from behind my sourdough starter, coconut yogurt n spruce limoncello, n when i got in my truck i had to move my truck scoby so my friend could sit

can't help but notice that the evil racist lady from paraguay hasn't scored a single goal this world cup

If you have a crush on a woman you should give her $200. Women love $200.

The indomitable spirit

learn👇

made spicy peanut noodles for brunch 😋

when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

america saying they'd have a haaland is pure cope, that boy is built on fish and ski cheese, yanks could never

who amongst you is the bugs bunny of bluesky

Bill Watterson

i'm calling an emergency viziers meeting. no gods, no masters. bring orange slices

god will come for you FIFA

me today:

Getting your ass beat after the president of the country steps in to manipulate the rules in your favor is historic L.

GOOOOOAAAAL

america playing like hot garbage 😎

platner eh? always the guy you most suspect

cheating ass despicable yanks

Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (Vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)

FIFA announces that team USA can use their hands “just if they need to”

babe you don't understand our money isn't gone i invested it in moon wealth. the only wealth backed by the radiance of the moon

martha stewart should be allowed to ex*cute comey and the president

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let's goooo 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

idk if i already told u guys but you can roast timbits on a little fire and somehow they get more delicious