my body stays dusted with seven unique defensive powders

i am at my limit,

🙌🎶 yes you can 🎶🙌

Palantir released a school shooter manifesto and to keep the public safe the twitchy Nazi fuck drug addict lizard people who wrote it need to be brought to justice

hold fast homie i'm on the way

Taco Bell years of lead menu

The Great "I Was Just Kidding!" Financial Crisis of 202X-2???(?...)

the energy i am bringing to any new data centre construction

Jungle news

what has jody been up to?

white people doing day labour

cool but man we literally all can see that you are not. so.

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

mad because i went to the woods without her. lol grow longer legs then idiot

Birds are just up on the powerlines hanging out with their buddies. They’re having a good time

sup babes

Substitute “spider empress” for “AI” and suddenly the picture looks very different. Spider empress insights to unlock your potential. Spider empress projected to eliminate 6% of US jobs. Spider empress psychosis places new strains on nation’s relationships. Perspective is everything, isn’t it?

There is no McTry.

The only CEO that ever saw heaven was Bob Moore from Bob's Red Mill and that's because he retired and gave the employees the company but he'd been doing profit sharing since 1990.

i think it looks scary 🫪

[seing something distressing] I'm going to [remembering that posting violent or self-destructive things online has consequences] teleport to waffle house

"Well come in," said the Grape Master, "Look upon my grapes." Benjamin was hesitant. The cocksure visage of the Grape Master teased at more unseemly intentions below the surface.

I hold the future in my hands. I’m going to see if it makes a cool noise if I throw it at a dumpster as hard as I fucking can

beans n greens 😋

give the pope a bigass sword #swordpope

Today is Décadi the 20th of Germinal in the year 234. Germinal is the month of sprouting. Today we celebrate the hive.#JacobinDay More information on the hive

when u live in a proper neighbourhood >>>>

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Does anyone wanna bear witness to my wild unfounded ramblings or not really

yr prize if i defeat you in battle

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

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I heard they used you as a sacrifice and the gods were not appeased

[bene gesserit voice] bring me a slushie on yr way home from work

got a new book today 🤓

the canadian one is tallest, not that it matters ofc 😏

did i show u guys another of my fuckass little orchids is blooming

they're putting snacks in their suits 🧐

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

A stunning frontside 360 tail grab by the snow leopard and an early contender for Hup! Of The Year

they aren't even gonna land on the moon? smh

It is still very early in the carnivorous plant season, but we were able to find signs of life among the Green Swamps savannahs. Tiny flytraps, sundews, and sarracenia pitcher plants reveal themselves in the pine forest undergrowth. A lifelong dream to see these plants in their native soil fulfilled

fool me once, TASTE MY BLADE ⚔️

group chats?

back in my day, rich people drove around in limos and borrowed mustard from each other

lololol

me if i was american: more like guyatollah bigmeanie