i have work soon, i left a $20 on the counter to order pizza. tell your brother he needs to pick up his shit in the backyard. ok bye

i’m either in physical pain or i’m fucked up/asleep from the meds needed to relieve the physical pain

watchign james bond but shaking my head at all the actual spying parts so white leftists on the internet know i disagree with MI6

At the end of the day I'm not voting for any candidate who doesn't support all trans rights

ye olde root beere

Rooteth Beere

who wants to bring me a Root Beer

i have got to lock in (get 3 spicy potato soft tacos and a medium diet soda)

ive got bad news bro and its about that hovering orb you found in your shed. my dad says its not supposed to wail like that

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH Y’ALL ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

You should get one day off every year to just explore your sexuality

Inventing a new guy named Stan Wincil who looks good in a jean jacket and thinks poverty is real

i’m vaccine-injured. they poked a tiny hole in my arm and All My Air came out. i’m now dead

im a little hungry so i hate everyone and wish death upon you all

hydroxyzine my beloved

they did but it’s only for people who don’t work mondays

they should invent a sunday night that doesn’t make you sad

everyone hates me because im so hungry

it is once again time for smoking weed with my titties out

you don’t even get one chance to ask me if you can tickle my feet. immediate response would be to yell THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO ME????? in the ugliest voice possible then launch a snot rocket at him.

what now i have to wear steel toed boots everywhere i go in public? i’m never dressing for “the male gaze” again i’m going to start dressing for the male disgust contempt grotesque horror and fear

don’t let that man harass you without fighting back FIGHT BACK

you gotta stop being nice. stop wishing them a good morning or asking them how was church. it’s stalling not deescalating. it’s prolonging the interaction with the man asking to tickle your feet. punch him in the throat? tell him you’re going to kill his mom?

he got off the bus but i think i am traumatized by that interaction

old man on the bus keeps hitting on this lady and asking to tickle her feet and i’m about to drop kick a senior citizen off the bus

i love to take the bus bc i still play pokémon go

putting on a yellow safety vest and bulldozing some buildings i don't like

Can we normalize class war?

Let’s get shows on roads

jerk chicken implies kind hen and patient rooster

About to take one (1) drag of infused preroll and become scared of victor wembanyama

Saw your man floating ass up in the bog. Undignified

internet gangster

[police sketch artist interrupts me] large naturals?

My mommy made my lunch today. What the fuck do you have

they got that boy condemning shit that dont got anything to do w New York at all

if you did a crime right now they would ask Mamdani to condemn it by 10 AM Eastern

remember when bluesky was for posting Hole and Alf Cock and not the most absolute worst dogshit takes imaginable how about we go back to that someone post Alf’s Butthole and let’s get this thing really popping off

not to mention the nice coworker has brought in not one but TWO replacement chairs for us to be increasingly comfy !!!!!

my new coworker who i dislike is carving shit into the work equipment and my ocd ass is livid i literally spot clean all this shit just for this ugly pockmarked asshole to fuck it up

went to a state park to splash in the river today it was a lot of fun

hey uh idk what ur talking about man

Bikini Bottom T-Pain be like im in love with a Squidward