gonna be a bit late this morning, boss. got enough rain last night to raise the creek, so the old lady and i are gonna sing haunted gospel tunes and lure lost travelers beneath the water

why are certain things embarrassing for no reason? having a crush. walking down a hill. having to stand up when your name is called at the doctor. what is this.

🫪🔥

made a minion

slowly making low stakes stuff

i think i might be ready to try living a new life again. divorce after 14 years has felt like death. for me it hasn’t been about the end of the relationship but the end of my lifestyle & identity that has hurt the most

doing this new thing where i wake up in the morning and create a fake world in my mind where everything is normal and makes sense. also, my hair looks good

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some fossils and some very old Trinket Guys proving that the need to own a Labubu is as old as humanity itself also we watched a science show about liquid nitrogen that was fun

they packed a picnic but it was too hot to eat outside so we went to the science center & ate sandwiches

more route 66 stuff, coral court motel was known for FUCKIN!!!! so it was funny to see the signs & towels lol the guitar was signed by loretta lynn & miranda lambert

are we humpin for business or pleasure

kiddo had to pee and we randomly found this route 66 museum that was Neat, i wish six flags still had an Apothecary. also “humpin to please” is a hell of a tagline. don draper humpin’ to please

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say OpenAI has a white fragility problem

we went to pacific MO to see the union pacific train drive by and there was a super cute beagle and caves and so many people standing in 95F heat with 80% humidity to see the choo choo train Big Boy

i actually might spam post a lot of my pics from today i saw a lot of Stuff

spongebob collage 🖼️

guys can i show you the collage i made at the science center today

They should have just called it Ripley's Believe It, be assertive don't even give them the option to not believe it

professional weed smoker

Marilyn manson had his ribs removed because he saw how popular Jimothy is

i'm scheduled to be the uk prime minister for the week of oct 12, does anyone want to swap shifts

i’m sad cause my tummy hurts

Girls don't need boyfriends they need mini chainsaws

what is so fucking complicated about finishing the closing checklist. it’s the same fucking list as yesterday. do you need help finding your mom?

can i call off work because my cat wants to hang out with

open your dishwasher girlie there’s dildos in there

As a woman, seeing Will Stancil aggressively pushing for fucking a couch scares me.

MY BEANS!!!

my roommate ate my beans

guys keep your swag up and yes i gave you alt text

IM DEMON FREE BITCH

my cat loves me so much it’s obscene

smoking weed at the police station

a delightful walk home

my legs hurt and it’s so fucking dark

Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien

Handy Stop Weimar, TX

i am no longer depressed

wait nvm

my marriage ended in divorce. my former friend is a serial killer in jail after setting his grandma on fire. my mom says she thinks she is developing dementia. delmar loop completely empty on a warm friday night. murders every day. i am SO tired.

i am really struggling. i don’t know what would make it better.

gonna start talking like this to my boss

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

and i’m hungry

my feet are cold literally

i ordered a Lyft and the driver was in the parking lot already getting gas lmao

i am inside the convenience store desperately trying to NOT smoke cigarettes again 😭 but jfc it’s been hard lately