I went and found the review btw and it's even more brutal than i remember. shoutout to the reddit user u/theflamelord who posted this picture on reddit. I was malding about this as a child

im sorry, im all jacked up on mountain dew and im not even fucking joking around dude, pedal to the metal, if you ain't first you ain't last type of shit

If I have a million fans, then I am one of them. If I have ten fans, then I am one of them. If I have only one fan then that is me. If I have no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against me, then I am against the world.

Guys its ok. I spoke w/ God & he told me that i have to use my powers for good. I got this shit figured out now

I had this but it was when game informer reviewed paper mario and said it was "obviously a game for babies," or something similar. I tore out the page and cried

it's okay to be a unicorn at any time

In 2001 I got my first issue of Nick Magazine. It had my fav show on the cover. Invader Zim. I was so excited like u wouldn't believe. I read the interview inside w/ Jhonen Vasquez. "Q: what is something u rly hate?" "A: unicorns." I was 9 & cried the rest of the day

i have an idea for a post where i tell tommy tallarico that he smells like stinky dog doo in 12 different ways, stinky stinky dog doo, doo stink dog doo, stinky dog poo poo dog doo doo stink dinky, poo that do be stinking ol doggy doo

They need rappers like me

In high school my ex told me that when he sings "dressed in black again" it sounded to her like "dressed up like a gay." I still cant unhear that to this day. Lol youtu.be/WnuGnkS6Wos?...

*ascends*

Can I jus say 1 thing. I dont think sum1 saying "kys" is like violent speech. I do not support anything that veers into "u should (x) with a (y) until (z)" territory. I think that's too much. But if someone is just like "kys 😠😠😠" that is da digital equivalent of giving a middle finger. Come on.

*abjures the intergenerational trauma which burdens my soul & dims my shine* UR NOT MINE TO BEAR BITCH!!!!! BEGONE 😑✨️

This is the song that plays in the bg as I try to find all my mutuals youtu.be/DHvdkvtZvZ8?...

I just realized something. There was some polish guy who followed me on my old account who would always reply in Polish whenever I posted pics of my cats & I ALWAYS Google translated it 😭😭 idk how to find him. His pfp was just his face & he was just some random polish guy

grog, make fun to thog. more mean fun, grog. use no no words

tangerine scream

My straight friends will be like "I just met the hottest guy!" and it's not even a dapper skeleton with a curious pretzel.

I feel like a big part of solving the male loneliness epidemic is bringing back the Minotaur and a maze to put him in

By Wendy Cope

I accidentally went on the discover feed & almost had a panic attack

Sometimes u just gotta be like.... what the helly

I am staying a unicorn right now for emotional reasons. I'm sure that u understand

Let me see u stripped down 2 the bone...

Jeffree Star, flipping his hair: "the theys and the thems?!"

Workin on my final project for the semester dot com.

this is exactly what i need to heal rn. thank u JESUS www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4U7...

i can go in multiplayer rooms again in #Gogh ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و idk why, but they would not load for me for a few weeks when i tried to join

#skeb 🎀🍓

I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.

So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about

i love when bartenders Scare The Hoes

This is what we log on for.

*watching malcolm in the middle* see, this is actually the moment that Walter White became Heisenberg

Skyler should have just been a chill guy about ig

i’m gonna be honest i can’t ever remember which of y’all are trans

Today I remembered a former coworker at my old job. He was like in his 50s or 60s. He really loved Stranger Things, which he called "Stranger Thingies." When s4 came out, we were all shocked bc he finished it in like 3 days. We asked how. He told us he fast forwarded through all the Russian parts.

why is everyone watching those fascists on paw patrol when bluey is available now

can’t even tell someone to k%$* th*m s*lves on bluesky anymore thanks to woke.