Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

I adapted the awful theme song from the sitcom "Perfect Strangers" (with wacky cousins Larry and Balki) to be about the Hillside Stranglers (not-so-wacky cousins Kenneth and Angelo), and it's one of my worst performing videos of all time.

Imagine showing up at a shindig with banners that say Celebrating the First Amendment, and you mistakenly thought it was the party for Celebrating the Second Amendment. I bet that guy is feeling pretty embarrassed right now!

In the annals of popular music, there are not many songs about the joys (and sorrows) of pimple popping. Here is one. 🎵 Hey epidermis, whatcha knowing? I've come to watch your blackheads growing #MusicSky #PostPunk #NewWave #SongParody

Apparently 4/20 is a holiday for people who smoke drugs! So here's the stoner metal classic "All You Need Is Drugs." 🎵 There's nothing you can scope that can't be dope Nothing you can try that can't get you high There's really nothing known that can keep you from gettin' stoned It's easy #MetalSky

Posting a comic cover I love I found Weird War Tales #10 in a bargain bin many years after publication. It was a special treat to find something of this vintage. The Weird War Tales logo, with its patchwork of writhing bodies (corpses?) trapped inside the word "weird," still goes hard.

RIP Don Schlitz. Sorry for making a diarrhea-themed version of your big song. 🎵 You got to know when to rip it, know when to grip it Know when to let one slip and when it's the runs You never fudge your undies when your bowels are unstable There'll be time enough for wipin' when the shittin's done

When they said Bluesky was vibe-coded, I thought they meant it was cool and street-smart like beloved DC Comics superhero Vibe. Disappointed to find out they meant the other thing.

With just a few changes, part of this great Macabre song works for Trump: 🎵 With his fist in the air, he'd scream he was Christ He'd do things to kids that weren't too nice He'd lure them in and [rape] them up [Donald Trump], you were such a fucking nut #MetalSky

People are upset about Trump getting McDonalds via DoorDash, but how else is he supposed to multiply enough food to feed five thousand hungry followers at the White House. He can't create the first Filet-O-Fish out of thin air. That's not how his powers work

<Guy who forgot to doomscroll today> Hey is it a good time to re-post this 🎵 They've never heard metal, now they're shit out of luck As sonic cluster bombs make their world a clusterfuck Make their world a clusterfuck! 🎵 Genocide by metal Genocide by metal Genocide by metal! #MetalSky #MusicSky

In hindsight maybe it was a mistake to make the internet accessible to the dumbest motherfuckers in the world, thus unleashing a catalog of horrors (from misinfo campaigns to the vertical video format) and allowing said motherfuckers to find the dumbest among them and make him Emperor for Life

They said Chuck Norris could survive the vacuum of space, intense radiation, deep-sea pressure, and temperatures near absolute zero. In actuality, they were describing tardigrades. Scoreboard: tardigrades 1, Norris 0.

Post a great photo of a musician.

One of the "evergreen" songs on my channel is this version of Anal Cunt's "I Lit Your Baby on Fire" in sort of a 1940s Andrews Sisters style. What's funny to me is that it has a 97% like-dislike ratio. I treat it as something of a Mendoza line for audience revulsion. (1/2)

Here's a free* idea for a Halloween costume: Kristi Noem Chomsky. You wear a cowboy hat and clownish wax lips, carry a copy of Manufacturing Consent, constantly have a crazy-eyed look, and ask if anyone's heard from your good friend Jeffrey recently. *I didn't say it was a good idea. Just free.

There's nothing in the news, so I decided to put together a music playlist titled Weirdos, Perverts, and Losers. It's a selection of my songs from the perspective of (duh!) #weirdos, #perverts, and #losers. Obviously no one on Bluesky is any of those things, but I hope you'll enjoy anyway! #MusicSky

Why do I have the impulse to punish myself and watch Threads (1984) yet again. Why

Due to the ongoing posting drought, a Burn Ban is now in effect for Bluesky. Please refrain from posting any sick burns until such time as the Burn Ban is lifted. If you must write them, please save any burns to your Drafts for now. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

"Hair Like a Bowl" is probably the best known song from industrial metal failures Three Inches of Pain (3IP): 🎵 Bad haircut, like you're lacking all your wits Bad haircut, how do you even ask for it? Bad haircut, it's a style from medieval times Bad haircut, use a bowl as a cutting guide #MusicSky

As The P. Shivers Band was never signed to a record deal, their music was mainly distributed through P2P networks. They broke up when frontman Preston Shivers left to pursue his true passion of graphic design. Here's their most downloaded track, 2001's "(My Angel's) Made of Silicone." #MusicSky

I'm seeing a wave of posts that use the word "reportedly" to cover the distinct whiff of bullshit in the facts they allege. If you say "reportedly [something contrary to how things work]" & don't link to or even reference the source of said "reports," I'm going to conclude that you're full of shit.

Pizza parlors. Ice cream parlors. That one room at your grandparents' house. What ever happened to parlors

Post a banger that isn't in English. And by "banger" I mean "arguably the most depressing song on a relentlessly bleak album that was dedicated to all suicide victims." The song's title means "Diary of a Stillbirth." #MusicSky #BlackMetal #DoomMetal

🎵 Everybody was dung fu beetling Those bugs use poop for eating

Surf Nazis Must Die remake, but the Surf Nazis are wearing Trump masks and shitting themselves in honor of Dear Leader. 🎵 Surfin' through the shit-storm, my pooper's gone spastic Diarrhea won't stop me, 'cause I'm surfin' fantastic

If the walls of the White House had ears, imagine what stories they could tell. If the chairs of the White House had noses (or taste buds), imagine how they'd beg for death.

I updated "Mr. Roboto" by Styx for the era of social media, trolling, & internet toxicity. 🎵 The problem's plain to see We do it for the memes These apps control our lives We need to go outside 🎵 The time has come at last To unplug & touch grass And admit, for heaven's sake The 'Net was a mistake

Trump should have heeded "The Backdoor Gambler" by B.M. Leakey: 🎵 You got to know when to rip it, know when to grip it Know when to let one slip and when it's the runs You never fudge your undies when your bowels are unstable There'll be time enough for wipin' when the shittin's done

I wonder how much longer we have before another middle-aged white guy builds a Killdozer to take on a certain federal agency. "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward Killdozers" (Link is an awesome song by Dopethrone and not a documentary about the original Killdozer guy.)

"The Bill of Rights is a piece of paper. It burns like anything else." -- Daredevil

It must suck to be ICE and go to a restaurant and ask them to hold the pubes, but instead of no pubes, you get double or even triple pubes in your food order. At that point, your meal is predominantly pubes.

Music from the Great Depression is often underappreciated. One wonders if the coming economic collapse will prove as fertile. 🎵Hire one who's in a marihuana stupor With some reefer you'll be feeling super (In her pooper) #MusicSky

I know everyone is excited about "Melania," the film about the First Lady. It seems most of you are waiting for it to hit home video. I myself am waiting for the uncut version from the Epstein Files.

There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Hug (TANSTAAFH)

I wonder if anyone has ever said this to Creed Bratton of The Office / The Grass Roots fame.

A glimpse into the future for Trump officials.

🎵 If you want my freedom and you think I'm angry Come on, fascist, tell me so If you wanna start shit, just reach out and try me Come on, fucker, let me know

I'm not an expert on this by any means, but I have to wonder if RICO acts (state and eventually federal) will prove useful in bringing these gangsters to justice. Predicate offenses can include murder, kidnapping, obstruction of justice, and terrorism.

If you live in a part of the U.S. that's about to be hit by the winter storm, it is imperative that you go to the grocery store and grab all the milk -- by force if necessary. Human beings cannot live without milk. You will die if you are unable to consume milk for four or five days. I repeat: die.

Fun fact: the protagonist of The Greatest American Hero was named Ralph Hinkley. Less than two weeks after the show's premiere, John Hinckley did a thing. For the remainder of the first season, Ralph's surname was either "Hanley" or abbreviated "H." Anyway, here's "It's Just Pee." #MusicSky

I would hate to live in the X-Men's dystopian Days of Future Past timeline, where the election of a racial supremacist as President leads to all of North America being conquered by his private army, and nuclear war with former Western allies is imminent.

Here are the facts: 1. In the recent past, Trump has been to the hospital for mysterious reasons & then hidden from the public. 2. Many are saying Trump has a terrible odor. 3. Trump has a giant ass. Conclusion: Donald Trump had a Brazilian butt lift (BBL) & has "BBL smell." Repost if you agree!

BREAKING: Following Machado's handover of the Peace prize today, Trump is in negotiations to receive an Emmy (from Kelsey Grammer), a Dove award (Kanye West or Carrie Underwood), and even an Oscar (Jon Voight). ❌ EGOT ✅ PEDO

What’s an obscure/less talked about comics run that you find is a marker of exquisite taste and instant friendship in someone else who likes it?

Remember when indigo was one of the important colors? Then the woke mob came for it.

This punk song bombed so hard that I usually forget I even wrote it. Quite possibly YouTube shadowbans any variation of #ACAB in titles. But here, again, is "A.C.A.B. (Assigned Cop at Birth)." (On the bright side, I was able to use one of my favorite Ernie Bushmiller panels for the album art.)

I would hate to live in the dystopian world of A Clockwork Orange, where violent, dimwitted thugs are given jobs in law enforcement. #MovieSky

I think it's safe to assume that Trump or Vance will issue blanket pardons to everyone on his way out the door. One problem: that won't protect them from extradition to another country, should a future administration so desire. I think I'd rather go to prison in the USA than, say, Venezuela.