SEND... MORE... TRUMP #SanAntonioSpurs

I finally hit 82-0! However, I don't understand the metric(s) this site is using. Is it merely aggregating counting stats or is it doing something more sophisticated? Because I'm sure I've had better teams than this (West and Chamberlain excepted). www.82-0.com/share?id=aMm...

Okay, comicsky, let’s do this: Show me your comics taste in 4 different comics.

I hope the new Star Wars does well enough that we get a sequel Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Grogu & Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & Milo & Otis & Harry & Tonto & Deadpool & Wolverine & Ganja & Hess & Bonnie & Clyde & Lilo & Stitch & Fanny & Alexander & Jules et Jim & Ant-Man & The Wasp & Harold & Maude

What happens when you mashup the lyrics of "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls with Slayer? Listen and find out! 🎵 (There are parts of the lyrics that I don't think I can post on Bluesky without getting reported. Let's just say it concerns the source of the bloodfall.) #MusicSky #MetalSky

They named a Thai dish after you. 👑

Tulsi Gabbard is out as DNI. This is an exciting opportunity for Trump to nominate the Baroness Anastasia DeCobray for the role. Don't worry, she's totally not an agent of an international terrorist organization with a thinly veiled white nationalist ideology. Why do people keep saying that

The first McRib was removed from Grimace -- not to create a female Grimace but because he wanted to suck his own dick. Ronald McDonald thought it (the rib) tasted swell, and so the McRib was born. Its availability is limited because Grimace's mutant healing factor needs time to regenerate the rib.

I'm trying to catch up on recent films, so I watched Project Male Hairy. I could've done without all the guys going at it in every scene, and it looked really low budget, but I have to admit Ryan Gosling's acting was great.

I made a Guns N' Roses parody about the importance of colorectal cancer screening! But it has the word "bunghole" -- one of the most offensive words in the English language -- so YouTube isn't showing it even to my 1,275 subscribers. Bypass the YouTube Decency Council and check it out. #MusicSky

I made a rude parody of "You're the Best" (the cheesy motivational anthem from the first Karate Kid), and something about it is so offensive to the YouTube algorithm that it has only ten views at the time of this post. Enjoy? #MusicSky

What's the next trend in the #manosphere to be even more of an "alpha male"? Listen to this song by German musical duo Spünkfunnel to find out! (It may or may not be a Right Said Fred parody.) #MusicSky

Now I'm imagining a terrible Punisher TV adaptation from the 80s where Tony Danza played the lead role. Of course, the character would have been renamed Tony Castle. Critics would have ridiculed it as "Who's the Crime Boss."

If you loved Boomers 1.0, just wait until their brains have been cooked by AI "friends."

What's even worse than "We Built This City" by Starship? A hair metal version. 🎵 Marconi sprays his mamba Pisses on the radio, when he remembers This song is shitty This song is shitty, it's got no soul This song's so shitty This song's so shitty, it sucks and blows #MusicSky #SongParody

Yoda sucks. He's full of shit, and his weird speech pattern is performative. In our world he'd be a podcasting grifter and quite possibly MAHA or manosphere-adjacent. "Mmm, eat roadkill, you must." [Yoda snatches the roadkill from your hands and devours it, then chortles] #MayThe4th #StarWarsDay

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Are You Being Served? The Ascent of Man Beavis & Butt-head Dekalog Edge of Darkness Life on Earth Married... with Children Metalocalypse Pennies from Heaven Riget (The Kingdom) The Sandbaggers The Simpsons South Park Twilight Zone Twin Peaks

I'll never understand why some of my songs completely bomb on release and then pick up steam many months later. Lately it's the songs "I Reach Around" by The Reacharounds (a.k.a. the "gay Beach Boys") and "Except for Me and My Monkey" by prog rockers Quantum Poontanglement. Better late than never.

Stop scrolling and listen to Jesse Cheekwater's medley of John Cougar Mellencamp tribute songs! Taste the Americana! 🎵 Well, I first smoked meth in a small town Learned to fear foreigners in a small town Screwed a goat in a small town And I caught a goat disease #MusicSky

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

I adapted the awful theme song from the sitcom "Perfect Strangers" (with wacky cousins Larry and Balki) to be about the Hillside Stranglers (not-so-wacky cousins Kenneth and Angelo), and it's one of my worst performing videos of all time.

Imagine showing up at a shindig with banners that say Celebrating the First Amendment, and you mistakenly thought it was the party for Celebrating the Second Amendment. I bet that guy is feeling pretty embarrassed right now!

In the annals of popular music, there are not many songs about the joys (and sorrows) of pimple popping. Here is one. 🎵 Hey epidermis, whatcha knowing? I've come to watch your blackheads growing #MusicSky #PostPunk #NewWave #SongParody

Apparently 4/20 is a holiday for people who smoke drugs! So here's the stoner metal classic "All You Need Is Drugs." 🎵 There's nothing you can scope that can't be dope Nothing you can try that can't get you high There's really nothing known that can keep you from gettin' stoned It's easy #MetalSky

Posting a comic cover I love I found Weird War Tales #10 in a bargain bin many years after publication. It was a special treat to find something of this vintage. The Weird War Tales logo, with its patchwork of writhing bodies (corpses?) trapped inside the word "weird," still goes hard.

RIP Don Schlitz. Sorry for making a diarrhea-themed version of your big song. 🎵 You got to know when to rip it, know when to grip it Know when to let one slip and when it's the runs You never fudge your undies when your bowels are unstable There'll be time enough for wipin' when the shittin's done

When they said Bluesky was vibe-coded, I thought they meant it was cool and street-smart like beloved DC Comics superhero Vibe. Disappointed to find out they meant the other thing.

With just a few changes, part of this great Macabre song works for Trump: 🎵 With his fist in the air, he'd scream he was Christ He'd do things to kids that weren't too nice He'd lure them in and [rape] them up [Donald Trump], you were such a fucking nut #MetalSky

People are upset about Trump getting McDonalds via DoorDash, but how else is he supposed to multiply enough food to feed five thousand hungry followers at the White House. He can't create the first Filet-O-Fish out of thin air. That's not how his powers work

<Guy who forgot to doomscroll today> Hey is it a good time to re-post this 🎵 They've never heard metal, now they're shit out of luck As sonic cluster bombs make their world a clusterfuck Make their world a clusterfuck! 🎵 Genocide by metal Genocide by metal Genocide by metal! #MetalSky #MusicSky

In hindsight maybe it was a mistake to make the internet accessible to the dumbest motherfuckers in the world, thus unleashing a catalog of horrors (from misinfo campaigns to the vertical video format) and allowing said motherfuckers to find the dumbest among them and make him Emperor for Life

They said Chuck Norris could survive the vacuum of space, intense radiation, deep-sea pressure, and temperatures near absolute zero. In actuality, they were describing tardigrades. Scoreboard: tardigrades 1, Norris 0.

Post a great photo of a musician.

One of the "evergreen" songs on my channel is this version of Anal Cunt's "I Lit Your Baby on Fire" in sort of a 1940s Andrews Sisters style. What's funny to me is that it has a 97% like-dislike ratio. I treat it as something of a Mendoza line for audience revulsion. (1/2)

Here's a free* idea for a Halloween costume: Kristi Noem Chomsky. You wear a cowboy hat and clownish wax lips, carry a copy of Manufacturing Consent, constantly have a crazy-eyed look, and ask if anyone's heard from your good friend Jeffrey recently. *I didn't say it was a good idea. Just free.

There's nothing in the news, so I decided to put together a music playlist titled Weirdos, Perverts, and Losers. It's a selection of my songs from the perspective of (duh!) #weirdos, #perverts, and #losers. Obviously no one on Bluesky is any of those things, but I hope you'll enjoy anyway! #MusicSky

Why do I have the impulse to punish myself and watch Threads (1984) yet again. Why

Due to the ongoing posting drought, a Burn Ban is now in effect for Bluesky. Please refrain from posting any sick burns until such time as the Burn Ban is lifted. If you must write them, please save any burns to your Drafts for now. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

"Hair Like a Bowl" is probably the best known song from industrial metal failures Three Inches of Pain (3IP): 🎵 Bad haircut, like you're lacking all your wits Bad haircut, how do you even ask for it? Bad haircut, it's a style from medieval times Bad haircut, use a bowl as a cutting guide #MusicSky

As The P. Shivers Band was never signed to a record deal, their music was mainly distributed through P2P networks. They broke up when frontman Preston Shivers left to pursue his true passion of graphic design. Here's their most downloaded track, 2001's "(My Angel's) Made of Silicone." #MusicSky

I'm seeing a wave of posts that use the word "reportedly" to cover the distinct whiff of bullshit in the facts they allege. If you say "reportedly [something contrary to how things work]" & don't link to or even reference the source of said "reports," I'm going to conclude that you're full of shit.

Pizza parlors. Ice cream parlors. That one room at your grandparents' house. What ever happened to parlors

Post a banger that isn't in English. And by "banger" I mean "arguably the most depressing song on a relentlessly bleak album that was dedicated to all suicide victims." The song's title means "Diary of a Stillbirth." #MusicSky #BlackMetal #DoomMetal

🎵 Everybody was dung fu beetling Those bugs use poop for eating

Surf Nazis Must Die remake, but the Surf Nazis are wearing Trump masks and shitting themselves in honor of Dear Leader. 🎵 Surfin' through the shit-storm, my pooper's gone spastic Diarrhea won't stop me, 'cause I'm surfin' fantastic