Imagine if Wonder Woman's invisible jet were filled with diarrhea like Trump's. You'd see it sloshing around in there. It would defeat the purpose of the jet's invisibility, but she'd dump it all on the Legion of Doom and say something like "smell you later, losers" and laugh as she flew away.

Be thankful they called themselves Jefferson Starship and not Diarrhea Airplane

When I posted "Let's Have a Little Drink from the Diarrhea Hose" back on January 20, I didn't think they would be so literal about spraying diarrhea on the country. #MusicSky #Diarrhea

Frogs are having their moment. Let's not forget their special friends: Toads. #FrogAndToad #ArnoldLobel #MusicSky

If it's "diarrhea of the mouth" when someone talks too much, why don't we refer to diarrhea as "logorrhea of the ass"

Share someone who looks stylish wearing Denim on Denim 👖🖤

Once again I'm outraged that the Shrivelers, for the 56th year running, were not awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for their song "Violence Solves Everything." #MusicSky #FolkMusic

I made a music video for this classic tune by Greasy Grandpappy using clips from the cult comedy The Stöned Age (1994, directed by @jmabides.bsky.social). Any other Guzzlers on Bluesky?

I think the only proper solution to the Bad Bunny / Superbowl "controversy" would involve a strapping, red-blooded patriot -- let's say, J.D. Vance -- challenging the President of Puerto Rico to trial by combat. Reskeet if you think J.D. Vance has what it takes!

It's #spookyseason, and that means it's time to revisit the 1964 novelty song "Monster Bush"! This tale of a graveyard dalliance with a goth chick is a bit more risqué than Boris Pickett's "Monster Mash." 🎵 Horizontally dancing the Transylvania Twist It left us both in spooky bliss #MusicSky

Guide to Internet slang: SMDH stands for "shaking my dick head." It is often used to indicate that the poster has recently urinated, is angry, is horny, or some combination thereof.

I don't know why everyone is always saying F Murray Abraham. He seems like a nice man and doesn't deserve to be addressed so disrespectfully.

This is like my tenth AxCx / Seth Putnam tribute. I don't think there are many more I can do. (Because of the slurs? Yes. Because of the slurs.) So enjoy "I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway." #MusicSky #CoverSong #Dark

In the Boogie Nights extended cinematic universe, there's a movie-within-a-movie titled One Butthole After Another

Deleting old posts to manage your digital footprint, eh? We are not the same

Rumor has it that Spank McCrank & The Slapnuts were banned for life from The Lawrence Welk Show after McCrank "crop-dusted" Welk at very close range while the latter was tying his shoe. (Welk lost his temper and called McCrank a "blockhead" and a "ne'er-do-well.") #MusicSky #Polka #SongParody

I bought this "being mean to me is illegal" shirt for someone a while back. The message is a lot cuter coming from a lil kitty than from a bunch of angry, goose-stepping turbo-chuds. (shirt design: weirdlilguys.bsky.social)

For years, pop country singer B.M. Leakey lived in the shadow of his biggest hit, 1979's "The Backdoor Gambler." After finally coming to terms with the song's infamy, he licensed his name to a chain of ice cream parlors called B.M. Leakey's Fudgers. #SongParody #MusicSky #CountryMusic

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

All these guys were the most uncool people you ever met. Now that they think they have unchecked power, they want to force us to say that they're cool. It's eating them alive. The angrier they get, the more uncool they get, and vice versa. It's a vicious circle.

Some posts about people being suspended for using the phrase "rest in piss" reminded me that I have a song on that exact topic! It's a parody of "I'm Only Sleeping" by the #Beatles. 🎵 Please, don't wake me No, don't shake me Leave me where I am I'm only peeing #MusicSky #BlackMetal #SongParody

I know I'm not alone in this, but the idea of catcalling has always puzzled me. What do these jerks expect to happen? That some random woman will fall in love? So I made a song about it. (And it's nothing personal, NY, but I needed a city to replace Napoli from the original.) #MusicSky #SongParody

Any Cutting Crew fans here? No? Anyway, here's "(Something) Died in My Ass Tonight" by The Filling Station. 🎵 It's not a gerbil burrowed in my rear Whatever you've heard, I haven't done that in years #MusicSky #SongParody #GerbilHusbandry

Google's AI-driven "search" again provides an incorrect but hilarious response. Google thinks "Ronnie Taintt," an artist name from my YouTube channel, is meant to ridicule Ron DeSantis and his perineum. Ron DeSantis isn't even fit to be a mole (or ladybug, if you will) on Ronnie Taintt's taint.

Judging by the (mostly feigned and 100% idiotic) outrage, one would think the new Cracker Barrel logo replaced the old guy with, like, an old-timey medical diagram of a vaginoplasty or something. Hey, Cracker Barrel, if you really wanna give 'em something to cry about, I've got just the idea!

Not funny: having to explain one's own joke Funny: having one's own joke explained to oneself by Google's prudish AI I only wanted to find the source of a recent spike in listens for this song, not be heckled by a verbose robot.

Plato's Cave is empty, and all the shadows are here

Not surprisingly, my channel of (mostly) filthy song parodies has some missing vids in restricted mode. What's funny are some of the newer uploads that are NOT restricted: a Jimmy Buffett parody "Gonorrheaville," a Bon Jovi parody about necrophilia, and "Hey Man, Nice Twat." Great work, YouTube.

A song about Trump, Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell to the tune of "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield: 🎵 Jeffrey was a friend Yeah, you know, he was a good friend of mine But lately something's changed that ain't too hard to see Jeffrey's girl is in prison, and I wanna set her free [continued...]

I forgot I have a song that mentions #Ozzy! RIP 🎵 Drive your dad's truck to the nearest mall It has special speakers that could blast through a wall Play some Maiden, Priest, and Ozzy too Crank it loud enough to turn 'em to goo #MusicSky #MetalSky #HeavyMetal #Metal

As originally published via my YouTube channel at noon on January 20, 2025. There's still more diarrhea in that hose.

Chronic penous insufficiency sounds pretty bad, but the diagnosis is not surprising given eyewitness accounts

USA! USA! USA! #MusicSky #Music #Comedy #Humor #Laffs #July4 #IndependenceDay

Frog and Toad are more than friends. They're together.

Not-Danzig studies the vial of testosterone in his hands. He thinks of the trans man he always sees in the gym. "You and I are not so different, bro." 🎵 The final step's more surgery You're on the waiting list Nothing stops the haters From being angry you exist #MusicSky

One of the oddest things I've posted on my channel, this camp novelty song satirizes insecure straight men's attitudes about the many things that can supposedly "turn" a man gay. It brings to mind that Fox News idiot who thinks eating soup in public is effeminate. #MusicSky

I don't know if Stephen Miller enjoys soft rock (or, for that matter, has any normal human interests). If he does, I have the perfect song for him! #MusicSky

YouTube sucks so much. A minute after tweaking the text for this upcoming cover of the David Allan Coe song "Fuck Anita Bryant," I got a message that it was now age restricted. The only word I added was "notoriously" in front of the phrase "outspoken opponent of gay rights."

I finally had the opportunity to use one of my favorite panels from Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy for this album cover. Sadly YouTube seems to have shadowbanned it; I'm getting only a fraction of my usual views. ACAB includes YouTube, apparently.

I finally read the asinine Alex Graham comic that has #ComicSky in a tizzy, and I gotta say, Graham is no Dave Berg. His classic "The Lighter Side of ... White Guilt" was much better drawn and, dare I say, simply funnier. Graham's self-insert bunny character isn't even smoking a pipe. Pathetic.

Change a letter, ruin a band Wall of Doodoo Jizzy Gillespie Cunting Crew (Saving any better ones for my channel!)

A reminder to all my followers: 🎵 You are special and unique You have value You are worthy of love You're a cutie patootie #MusicSky #ExtremeMetal #DeathMetal #Grindcore

It's too bad The Gash didn't record more material. 🎵 Piss drops are fallin' on my head But that doesn't mean that I Will soon be turnin' dead Quittin's not for me #MusicSky

Quantum Poontanglement's futuristic sound was embraced by fans in many walks of life, from computer programmers and computer hobbyists to computer science students and even computer science professors. Here's their Beatles-inspired song "Except for Me and My Monkey" (1979). #MusicSky #NerdRock

The Swedish pop act ABBAAL's brand of Satanic #disco -- as exemplified by "Soulless" (1977) -- proved a hard sell for 1970s audiences. (Original artist: the Swedish death metal band Grave.) #MusicSky #CoverSong

This bubblegum track about cocaine was a Billboard #1 hit, even topping pop sensation Bobby Sherman. However, it was mostly erased from history due to the War on Drugs. Don't let them take "Booger Sugar" away from you!

Here's the #CannibalCorpse classic "I Cum Blood" as a 1930s blues song. I don't have anything witty to say about it. You already know whether or not you want to listen. #MusicSky #DeathMetal

This is somehow one of the most cursed songs I've done: #Slayer 's "South of Heaven" in the style of contemporary Christian music. I did have to change one word. But yeah, it sucks. #MusicSky #CoverSong #ChristianMusic

I never realized The Facts of Life was so controversial. It makes me feel a little better about the rude version of the opening theme that I made.

Here's a #YachtRock version of "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew. I hope it's every bit as stupid and horrible as you'd expect. #MusicSky #Music #CoverSong #Humor #Comedy