A year ago today, Kylie and I made direct eye contact and I ascended

Lmao mom working with grindr again reminded me of the rebel heart days

Me flirting:

In the mood for one of these bad boys rn

Don’t skip. You in another country, eh?

okay hear me out… gay guy music video brunch

I made two Madonna’s and a Kylie on my takoyaki island 🤣🤣

do you feel so free?

Didn’t have to answer a single phone call at work today

QTP with one of your favorite anime for National Anime Day!

the gay // his pop diva

Mayhem era nearly over and Confessions 2 now loading… #tattootuesday

Double fisting (an edible and coke zero)

News used to be better

After feeling nervous and tense all day yesterday I’m fucking exhausted today

Mimosas and Death Becomes Her, an Easter tradition

Me while watching: “Ru, no one knows what the show Alice was, it’s older than all of them!”

the category is…

yay local democracy

Trust no bitch on the internet today

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

Husband clocked me with this, no lie I love it though

Update

Saturdog

Lookin at myself in the mirror while in the kitchen… damn my 40s are creeping in my beard huh

Season 2 of SATC is so underrated

Woke up depressed. That’s it. Send tweet.

Reunited with my big stinky baby after 5 days

Idk m*tt r*fe was gonna show up in the last episode of the scrubs reboot, and when he did I turned it off out of shock

14 year old me is shaking and crying

“high” from LA

I love that my husband lets me do nerdy stuff on vacation

Before they did Playing House

this is how i access bsky

I know it’s the fake statue but I got it anyway just to have a stone dong on my island for all time

Show me your Uber driver

Same

Wake up snot face!

BUT I got an offer on another job I applied for back in January

Well there’s a first, got let go from a contract gig I didn’t even start yet

it's a no from me dawg.

singlet

PRIDE is a protest. Have a fun, fruity, fierce time my loves 🌈🍒🏳️‍⚧️ #MardiGras2025

elevated and seated for the traitors finale babes.

Oh shit, here we go again (Been thinking about replaying 2)

I may have ingested 50mg of that mango lemonade so quickly.. and on an empty stomach

Just tried doing this move at home for old times sake and well chat… these old knees ain’t what they used to

The homophobia that Pillion is not going to be playing in Alaska at all… I hate it here