JΛKΞЯ5🪩
@tehjakers.bsky.social
📤 1131
📥 530
📝 3003
Sentient being of the internet since 1996 • let it will be
pinned post!
thot about starting here with a different handle, but I’ve had this one for like 20 years and I don’t wanna change it
over 2 years ago
2
15
0
SNL opening with an ICE sketch seems tacky and inappropriate and downright disgusting
1 day ago
1
3
0
O P U L E N C E, YOU OWN, EVERYTHING
2 days ago
1
17
0
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
0
6
0
Over crying like my own mother died again. This fuckin sucks. My heart hurts.
4 days ago
0
17
3
They got me again 😢😭🥹
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
0
2
0
A food crime I'll admit to: Ketchup on eggs is the only way I can eat them, otherwise they’re gross. And they have to be scrambled. Argue with the wall.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
1
5
0
Fireball for at least a year or two
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
1
4
0
2010 the year I could finally grow a beard
5 days ago
0
21
1
early
#tbt
what a night out in idaho looked like in 2004
5 days ago
0
6
0
You know, I don’t really care for some of the dialogue in this game.
6 days ago
0
7
0
9 people I was moots with have been removed. You've been warned. Just cause he's moderately attractive doesn't excuse his behavior. Get fucked.
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
3
12
0
During an interview prep, I mentioned I had been using the internet and computers in general since about 1996… 30 years ago
loading . . .
7 days ago
0
8
0
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card! To quote Miss Taylor “These have always brought me luck…”
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
2
27
1
Week 4!
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
0
12
0
Anyway I’m going back to my cult, y’all want anything?
8 days ago
1
6
0
Get fucked Gavin!
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
0
10
0
Goin to the superb owl now! All cause I wore this jersey 😂🤣😝
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
3
19
0
Let’s go sportsball
9 days ago
2
35
1
Madonna Lady Gaga Kylie Minogue Robyn CHVRCHES
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
2
13
2
Henlo what doin
10 days ago
1
19
0
Show your lock screen
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
2
7
1
That edit of Lights Camera Action for the lip sync was just plain rude and homophobic
10 days ago
1
5
0
Holy fuck we are so back
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
1
7
0
Tell me your pets name in a gif
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
2
7
1
I’m a pirate
wuffs.org/quiz/
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
1
2
1
#tbt
me and
@dandaddybyd.bsky.social
in 2016
12 days ago
1
11
1
Trimmed 10 years off my face going back to my goatee era
13 days ago
1
33
1
Been grinding for over a week to get my island up to 3 stars to get this fucker and what does he do? Takes me to an island of stuff I already have!
13 days ago
1
4
0
Tempted to get this even though I already have it on the PS5 lmao
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
1
2
0
reposted by
JΛKΞЯ5🪩
Jerry
13 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
1
104
15
Give it up for week 3 with no alcohol or cannabis
14 days ago
3
13
1
If you follow me to get me just to subscribe to your onlyfans… keep it moving
loading . . .
15 days ago
0
11
0
Tried to go out to the bar sober and immediately regretted it
16 days ago
1
13
0
17 days ago
0
20
0
I had to design my own flag
17 days ago
0
6
0
Barely 8 am and today can already fuck right off
loading . . .
18 days ago
1
11
0
SW-0969-9831-9771
18 days ago
0
0
0
Is the switch app being ass to anyone else? I’ve gotten two error codes now. (And yes everything is connected and up to date)
19 days ago
2
2
0
Hello, give me job.
19 days ago
1
27
1
💀💀💀
loading . . .
Which Animal Crossing Characters Can Say 🏳️🌈The Word🏳️🌈 | A Definitive Tier List
YouTube video by Blake Jennings
https://youtu.be/eKc9QvvWHQs?si=-vptYuTulIXKAAEy
19 days ago
1
2
0
Look out boys, cause the bitch is back! Powers restored and all!
20 days ago
3
37
1
Post your home river. The Snake River in Hells Canyon I spent many many times at the riverside just either reflecting or writing, it was an escape from everything that was troubling me as a teen
add a skeleton here at some point
20 days ago
1
8
0
I still can't figure out how the original game works 30 years later
add a skeleton here at some point
20 days ago
1
6
0
chewsday innit?
21 days ago
0
26
0
good mono monday morning to you
22 days ago
0
11
0
Wait is good hang produced by Spotify?? That’s really disappointing.
23 days ago
1
0
0
Feeling depressed? Can’t afford therapy? World falling apart? Bleach your hair!
23 days ago
4
31
0
Perfect day to watch Labyrinth an my husband hasn’t seen it
24 days ago
2
19
0
Bussin out of a month long depression to hit up my local drag bar
24 days ago
2
31
0
I can’t join ICE because I have a moral fucking compass and empathy THAT WORKS.
add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
0
9
0
Load more
feeds!
log in