Picked this diva up at Michael's yesterday with a crap ton more decorations

Purple is a fruit or You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

@bowlcutchris.bsky.social ordered some of @jofig92.bsky.social’s candles and I had to bring one to my office

My thumbs hurt from playing hades ii all weekend, yet I can’t stop

Idk, me my hubs and my bff Lexi Love?

Downloaded hades 2 and that’s what kind of fabric‽

daddy gib me cheez pls

time to get spoopy

Repectfully, I don’t wanna get this bread today #mcm

If you see this, post a concert pic you took.

orange you glad capitalism exists? (fuck I look so tired)

They got me gal!

Spirit has furry supplies if you’re a newbie 😉

Breadstick content for my sky daddy @audhdylan.bsky.social

No shame

Drinking Tito’s and soda out of an Erewhon jar while watching the Emmy’s feels like peak gay Sunday

remember homestar runner? (it’s dot com!)

Not Cazwell dropping a remastered "greatest hits" but not editing out the t and r slurs.. am I too chronically online?

Facebork al gore rhythm reminding me I still live in a red ass state.

How do you answer the phone?

Anyway my custom MacBook vinyl came in

chewsday innit?

You ever just want nachos for breakfast?

This blows. Another one of my favs siding with a terf.

(almost) free feet content

moey shambam!

Obligatory birthday post in birthday suit

Turned out so good

Off to get a tattoo for my birthday

He dead yet?

loving you was (red)

Put Kylie on at this restaurant

Fagging it up at the fair

#fbf in one of my go-go eras, dancing for big d*pper and slangin meat onstage for pride 2018 in Seattle

Also officially in my stache era again, maybe longer this time, who knows

(Redo,forgot the label for y’all hoes try and come for me) Let’s just say Marriott Bonvoy is gonna be running me some more fuckin points for this bullshit

It’s undercut season

Lunch break with my baby 🥰😍

post a selfie + 3 items that would get knocked out of you like sonic rings

Okay I can talk about this movie while I find me a Gladys wig for Halloween

nice

Hubby and I went to the fair and got crabs

Yall. This is SO GOOD.

I think I might be in my mustache daddy era

She said “get back bitch, I ain’t giving you shit!”

Hash brown no filter cause I just don’t care anymore.

HAHAHAHAHA TOO LATE I’ve gotten less than 6 hours of sleep all week, I’m grumpy as fuck and people are pissing me off

Fuck this fucking cunt faced cunt all the way to hell Go ahead and fucking ban me, I DONT CARE TRANS LIVES ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN A TERF BILLIONARE

Please enjoy.