Post a famous bathroom scene

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

Waiting for Tonight (1999)

Cut to me buying this for like the 5th time on another platform lmao

Can I come over and look at you like this?

I was born in 83, husband was born in 93. ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

nice

My confessions playlist low key works for pride too

because of this album

one from the vaults

June approaches

sundog side eye

lately if I want to turn off my brain and just laugh, I watch these compilations youtu.be/S7y6apwHH3w?...

Core memory since '92

I don't wanna work, I want millions of dollars to run a dog sanctuary

tits out and pups out at the car wash

How it feels to be an elder millennial f-slur right now

That's my hubby!

I gotta question

Tried 1 Did 3 6 happened and 12 What do I win?

drop some COLORFUL HAIR

Throb on repeat for 5 times and then If.

Holy fuck Lois I’m gonna cum

Me in 2017

Feeling very "I don't really wanna do the work today"

bt_tori_amos-blue_skies.mp3

Being stoned for most of yesterday was great. Waking up tired and having to go to work, not so much.

Ya boy reupped for the night lol

50 mg edible and this. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

HBD @dgr3xl.bsky.social! Welcome to your X era

I love my dog, but he’s been an absolute asshole waking me up between two and four am all week

Here you go. Thee favorite album. No need to like.

A year ago today, Kylie and I made direct eye contact and I ascended

Lmao mom working with grindr again reminded me of the rebel heart days

Me flirting:

In the mood for one of these bad boys rn

Don’t skip. You in another country, eh?

okay hear me out… gay guy music video brunch

I made two Madonna’s and a Kylie on my takoyaki island 🤣🤣

do you feel so free?

Didn’t have to answer a single phone call at work today

QTP with one of your favorite anime for National Anime Day!

the gay // his pop diva

Mayhem era nearly over and Confessions 2 now loading… #tattootuesday

Double fisting (an edible and coke zero)

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