In non-world-burning news: I had a very mediocre leg day today. It was my first one in… years? — but my right hammy cramped up hardcore after curling a VERY light weight (60 lbs) and I had to quit early. I have brought shame on my house. I will stick to squats and extensions!

I would just like to congratulate the winner of this season of RHOSLC: Mary Cosby

ice using my store’s parking lot as a meeting point, and now two observers kidnapped by ice one block from my house. What the entire fuck

ice spotted in the rear parking lot of Trader Joe’s in St. Paul MN

Anyway, it’s been *a day* I need a levity break 2016 vs 2026

Minneapolis is one of the greatest communities in this nation ❤️

Justice for Renee Good, NOW

just don't fuck with minnesota

This is the video.

For context, we make fun of just-reinaugurated Mayor Jacob Frey here for being a sorta dweeby squishy centrist in a city which has actual bonafide socialists in government, so him being on this level is very telling.

I put music on my Instagram posts and stories because I love punctuating with relevant songs. Die mad about it 🤷🏼‍♂️

We are five days into the year and I have been harassed on socials at least four different times. Absolutely wild what finally believing in yourself will do to people who hate themselves. I grew up with emotionally distant parents and spent 6.5 years in therapy, you cannot hurt me LMAOOOOO

LMAO I have a new fan guys

Let’s GO girls!!!!

Me on January 5th at the gym I’ve been going to for two weeks: “Don’t you people have jobs”

When people complain about “oooh Sunday scaries” or “ugh so many emails” after having a free two weeks off of work and I’m over here like “what is a weekend?” and “hey would you stop letting your child open mouth cough all over my store?”

The trusty lil iPhone 13 ProMax that hasn’t left my hands since March 2022 is finally showing signs of significant battery wear… is the 17 ProMax all it’s cracked up to be or should I try to find a 16?

I just spent three hours creating my best albums of 2025 IG story lmao Time for bed!

DGR spending his saturday night at the gym? It’s more likely than you think!

Something something here are four of my favorite selfies from 2025 prompt something something pay attention to me something something

The one and ONLY time you will ever see Minneapolitans actively ignoring someone stuck in the snow is when it’s inhumane pieces of shit like this. FUCK Y’ALL. GET OUTTA MY CITY.

We as a society don’t talk enough about how culturally significant Tears For Fears’ “Songs From The Big Chair” really is… or how hot they all looked in the US video for “Mothers Talk”

Just saw the Stranger Things finale in the theater and my body has simply run out of water

Tonight’s look goes as follows. All that’s missing from the photos are my electric blue Adidas Campuses. If you’re going out tonight, be safe! HAPPY NEW YEAR, Y’ALL!

I think I’m finally starting to see what y’all see. I’m so very sorry but I think it might actually be over for you hoes 🤷🏼‍♂️

Stupid Canadian wolf bird!

Hot off the presses! The last official 2025 DGRMSP Work Selfies — Final Platinum Limited VIP Edition, while supplies last!

Greetings from sunny Minneapolis!

It pays to be friends with a TSO alumni! Lmao this shit is crazy, LET’S GOOOOO

Feeling PUMP’D

And now I’m caught up on Stranger Things

Just watched the Heated Rivalry finale

Crush saw it first

Crimmus at my sister’s

Snoop Dogg, HUNTR/X, Lainey Wilson, and Andrea and Matteo Bocelli??? This halftime show is WILD. MINNEAPOLIS WON!

Exposed my lady bestie to Heated Rivalry

My biggest gripe with Home Alone is that Peter and Kate McCallister would ABSOLUTELY NOT be driving his and hers Buicks. I’ve been to this house. I’ve seen this neighborhood. The station wagon should’ve been a Volvo and the sedan should’ve been a BMW.

The club scene at the end of episode four is just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 The song, the intensity, the eye contact with the camera, the way it ends… I knew what was going to happen and it still gave me goosebumps!

Truer words…

Heated Rivalry is even better the second time around

Hey Gas Station TV network, will you tell Tank Sinatra that I want it in both holes plz n thx

Is this a safe space for me and my big big tiddies?

That last photo is giving Abercrombie & Fitch Holiday Season 2000 and I’m here for it

Wild they went with HEATED RIVALRY and not BUTTPUCKS

Okay twist my arm I’m starting Heated Rivalry over again

I am NOT WELL after watching Bowen Yang’s send-off sketch on SNL

Apple Music users, fret not! Here you go!— music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

With a new season, comes a new playlist! Here are all the jams in my current rotation! And as always, I will continue to add to it as the season progresses! Here is the Spotify version- open.spotify.com/playlist/7gy...

My energy for the next two weeks of work