The poor maid who will have to clean that Heated Rivalry cottage Airbnb

2021///2026

Really been loving my Monday morning pre-work gym ritual

I’ve never needed a jacket harder than I need this

DEAR 21s I HATE YOU

I’ve been using this workout playlist I made for @daresaypj.bsky.social for awhile now and it’s time to share it with y’all. Let the power of Megan flow through you and release your inner Hottie! (Apple Music version) music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

I’ve been using this workout playlist I made for @daresaypj.bsky.social for awhile now and it’s time to share it with y’all. Let the power of Megan flow through you and release your inner Hottie! (Spotify version) open.spotify.com/playlist/2Ua...

Ooopsies it’s midnight and I’m listening to Coldplay’s first album and it’s making me wistfulllllllll

Chat, what do we think

Drag Race has evolved past the need for Snatch Game

SATURDAY NIGHT PUUUUUMP HOHHHHYEAHHHHH????

Super hot and muscly coworker who would flirt with me just got fired and I’m ready to jump off a bridge

Studying my next karaoke song

Have yall heard of these Kodak Charmeras? Keychain sized digital cameras! Super cute!

Out: resting b*tch face In: Sustained Silent Reading

While this Hilary Duff album is not for me, I am very happy that my friends who love her seem to love it! I also love her as a person and will continue to sing her praises for all eternity! Lemme know when the house remixes come out!

Advertise your accent with a gif I mean kinda but not really but yeah

Jessie Ware said “IT’S GAY COWBOY DISCO TIME!” and I’m not mad at it one bit! Can’t wait to twirl to that one on a patio this summer

I changed my @ and have recently gained a bunch of followers… Reintroduction Thread: Name: David Pronouns: He/Him Location: Minne-Fucking-Apolis Interests: Cars/detailing, shopping, cute shoes, house music, hugging, dancing, being bald Vocation: Personality hire at Trader Joe’s

When you’re being mean this is who you’re being mean to btw

It wasn’t even leg day

I felt tired and unmotivated today and still hit a new record for total weight lifted 💅🏻

Hey Twin Cities, our fool’s spring is over. Last night’s rain and today’s snow has made the roads capital-T TERRIBLE. Be careful out there.

I hope none of you believed Mr. Crossing Guard when he told the media they were scaling back. That was a trick to get the media to stop covering it. It’s still very much winter in Minneapolis.

There’s a very boring looking wardrobe-by-Costco straight couple who comes to the gym and they regularly stand in front of equipment they aren’t using and they just talk. I very rarely see them doing any exercises. Anyway I think they’re 🧊ag*nts who are casing the joint and it always bums me out

The pre-gym ritual of spending 4-5 minutes in my car in the parking lot while I scroll and finish my energy drink >>>

my very first commissioned poster/flyer! directly referencing Lipps Inc’s second album. first one’s always on the house~

Hooooooo boy, Tyra did not do herself any favors dodging questions in this ANTM docuseries.

Felt big today

When swift*es get all tinfoil hat about it I’m like “shut the fuck up nobody cares”, but when the Beyhive gets all tinfoil hat about it I’m like “Tell me more please”

I’m super late to the game but why did none of you hoes tell me the video for Doja Cat’s “Gorgeous” was an homage to 80s makeup ads??? It’s PERFECTION. Cunt has never been served so hard before.

Reaffirming my love for Charlie Puth by rewatching all of his music videos. While he is objectively one of the most talented musicians to exist in the modern age and has an incredible head of hair, watching him try to dance is painful!

When you’re being mean this is who you’re being mean to btw

Valentine’s Day dinner for one If you’re not putting hot honey on your nugs, you’re only getting *half* the story!

Legs may have felt like jell-o, but I still got my pump on ❤️🏋🏼‍♂️💅🏻

BIG BAGS BUSSIN’ OUT THE BENTLEY BENTAYGA

6pm on a Valentine’s Day that falls on a Saturday is a GREAT time to go to the gym. There’s like 15 chuds and me in here.

So the leg exercises destroyed me. Hip adductors, easy peasy. Maxed out the machine, it was a cake walk. Abductors though??? That’s something to work on. Walking around at work today was NOT fun!

❤️🫶🏻🫰🏻✌🏻🍑🤳🏻😊❤️

Happy Valentines from bae ‘n me

Wherever Megan Thee Stallion is, I hope she’s having a wonderful day and knows how powerful her music makes me feel

Gym’d two days in a row, but I went easy on myself and incorporated some leg exercises. We’ll see how I feel tomorrow!

Hilary you are worth more than the… Mystic Lake Amphitheater????? You are not a casino queen yet!!!

PLEASE GET THE ENTIRE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY AND MY STATE YOU PARASITIC PIECES OF SHIT. YOU’VE DONE NOTHING BUT HARM THE GREAT PEOPLE OF MY HOMELAND. LEAVE.

Skin, lotioned Facial hair, trimmed Bedtime, imminent

New Muna song and video are 🔥🔥🔥

Keep it pumpin’, Queen

Damn dude