I need the music supervisor on Hacks to know that I love them.

Like father, like son

Wait I wanna go to karaoke with Santos and Dr. King!!!!!

Gay Guy Music Video Night at my house rn but it’s Sabrina Carpenter’s Coachella set from last night >>>>

Sabrina Carpenter the woman that you are

I’ve only seen clips on Instagram but that Madonna/Sabrina COnfessions II duet? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? I’m gonna fucking explode

Oh y’all wanted to see the full size pfp?

I FEEL SO FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

My day hasn’t gotten a whole lot better but it’s soldiers on. I hope the people at the AC/DC cover band show in Shakopee like my shirt!

I do not revel in seeing any Trans person forced into changing their gender back to the one assigned at birth on IDs and passports, but I would love to ask that sociopathic fuck Caitlyn Jenner what the entire fuck she thought would happen when she voted for it.

Me but in a dick way

Let’s see if some employee appreciation day pizza will fix anything

Jessie Ware is one of my all time favorite artists and I’m having such a bad day that I’m not able to enjoy this new album. I’ll have to try again later. Fucking fuck my chungus brain.

Happy FCF* my dudes *Fucking Chuckmyselfinto traFfic

10 seconds into the first song and the subwoofer in my trunk is making my entire car vibrate, I am SATTTT

MAN-GO, PINE-AP-PLE, BA-NA-NA!!!

I’ve been so overwhelmed with day-to-day life lately that I completely forgot Jessie Ware’s new album drops tomorrow 🫨🫨🫨

No issues on Bluesky for me this morning, you should all try to be pure of heart like I am

When the pump is so good you can barely reach the back of your head

Madonna announcing Confessions 2 and Jessie Ware announcing her tour today… it’s truly a great day to be a middle aged homosexual

The gay // his pop diva

I’m so sorry to be so annoying (no I’m not) but I upped the weights on a few exercises yesterday and my thiqddies are thanking me for it today

Ted Lasso, Ugly Betty, Schitt’s Creek, Sex And The City

MUNA is 3/3 on these new singles, this album is coming for our necks

Around the time I started working out regularly in December, I was around 360 lbs. A few weeks ago I was 350 lbs with all my clothes on. This morning I (literally) dusted off my bathroom scale and it told me I was 344 lbs. SKINNY ERA INCOMINGGGGGG.

The only running I ever do is away from my problems and yet…

Large man vs Nike Vomeros, I can’t wait to see how this turns out

20 days to the big 4-0 and my progress in the last 4 months has made me very happy. I’m seeing lumps and bumps where they weren’t before 💅🏻💪🏻🏋🏼‍♂️

I saw a video on Instagram of where your trap muscles actually are and now I know how to actually engage them when I do shrugs Visualize the traps you want to see in the world or whatever

Gay Guy Saturday

Who is your favorite BH housewife and why is it Jennifer Tilly Who is your least favorite BH housewife and why is it Amanda

Guys who the fuck let @oysterstu.bsky.social into my apartment

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH it’s out!

bring back cunty gay guys!! obnoxious floral patterns, a fierce fagcent, and a twaddling limp wrist with a cutting wit to boot!! no more nasty pig! no more disney tees! our amalgamation into the dominant culture only serves to cut our innate strength at the knees!!!!!

Fun with sunlight

I wonder if Sam Reich knows I wanna crack him in half

Sometimes I see a 2001-ish Honda Civic with a hot pink “Trans Lives Matter” stencil spray painted on the hood, and I’m reminded of the time months ago I was overtaking them on Hwy 280 and they got mad and honked at me/flipped me off… love the message, but you’re a horrible driver, diva! #MPLStweets

While being ghosted by somebody you like really sucks, it’s ultimately a low level crime. What’s really offensive is getting a text out of the blue from the one who suddenly lost interest, like nothing happened. Acknowledge your shitty behavior and apologize or fuck off into the sun maybe 🤷🏼‍♂️

I can feel myself getting stronger. I catch it in glimpses in the mirror and when I lift things at work that I used to think were heavy. It feels really good. Going for that strap gap next summer 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

I was next to Mr. Secret Agent Man while I did three sets of hammer curls and he did one single set of rows in that time. Ms. Secret Diva has been sitting on the pec deck machine for ten minutes literally doing nothing. Her legs are crossed. What the fuck are they even doing here.

There’s nothing I can say that would add to today’s events that hasn’t already been said. Every single day he digs the well of embarrassment deeper. You think it’s bad and he finds a way to make it worse. He has done irreparable damage to this country. We are the laughing stock of the world

Alright I’m on board. That Gaga/Doechii track in the background is CUNTYYYY youtu.be/PMd1at7OwiE?...

Man Crush Monday but it’s your head between my thighs and I crush you like a watermelon, any takers?

Never sure if I’m doing back extensions correctly

Some yutz was taking his sweet ass time walking back and forth from the changing stall to the bathroom mirrors over and over again, so I had to improvise and used a shower for my pics. Bonus pic at the end because I was setting up my phone and I could see bicep without flexing! How exciting for me!

When your Chicago besties find each other at a bar and get a picture together and send it to you tell you they miss you 🥹🥹🥹

Oh hey

THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS WHITAKER IS BRITISH???

One year since one of the best nights of my little gay life

She can eat glass and die but her replacement will be a man who does “better” than her and the right will use her as an example why they believe women shouldn’t be in politics. Karoline Leavitt should be worried.