R.I.P. to Ashli Babbitt, who 5 years ago today died of a fantanyl overdose in the U.S. Capitol Building 🙏

I put music on my Instagram posts and stories because I love punctuating with relevant songs. Die mad about it 🤷🏼‍♂️

We are five days into the year and I have been harassed on socials at least four different times. Absolutely wild what finally believing in yourself will do to people who hate themselves. I grew up with emotionally distant parents and spent 6.5 years in therapy, you cannot hurt me LMAOOOOO

LMAO I have a new fan guys

Let’s GO girls!!!!

Me on January 5th at the gym I’ve been going to for two weeks: “Don’t you people have jobs”

When people complain about “oooh Sunday scaries” or “ugh so many emails” after having a free two weeks off of work and I’m over here like “what is a weekend?” and “hey would you stop letting your child open mouth cough all over my store?”

The trusty lil iPhone 13 ProMax that hasn’t left my hands since March 2022 is finally showing signs of significant battery wear… is the 17 ProMax all it’s cracked up to be or should I try to find a 16?

I just spent three hours creating my best albums of 2025 IG story lmao Time for bed!

DGR spending his saturday night at the gym? It’s more likely than you think!

Something something here are four of my favorite selfies from 2025 prompt something something pay attention to me something something

The one and ONLY time you will ever see Minneapolitans actively ignoring someone stuck in the snow is when it’s inhumane pieces of shit like this. FUCK Y’ALL. GET OUTTA MY CITY.

We as a society don’t talk enough about how culturally significant Tears For Fears’ “Songs From The Big Chair” really is… or how hot they all looked in the US video for “Mothers Talk”

Just saw the Stranger Things finale in the theater and my body has simply run out of water

Tonight’s look goes as follows. All that’s missing from the photos are my electric blue Adidas Campuses. If you’re going out tonight, be safe! HAPPY NEW YEAR, Y’ALL!

I think I’m finally starting to see what y’all see. I’m so very sorry but I think it might actually be over for you hoes 🤷🏼‍♂️

Stupid Canadian wolf bird!

Hot off the presses! The last official 2025 DGRMSP Work Selfies — Final Platinum Limited VIP Edition, while supplies last!

Greetings from sunny Minneapolis!

It pays to be friends with a TSO alumni! Lmao this shit is crazy, LET’S GOOOOO

Feeling PUMP’D

And now I’m caught up on Stranger Things

Just watched the Heated Rivalry finale

Crush saw it first

Crimmus at my sister’s

Snoop Dogg, HUNTR/X, Lainey Wilson, and Andrea and Matteo Bocelli??? This halftime show is WILD. MINNEAPOLIS WON!

Exposed my lady bestie to Heated Rivalry

My biggest gripe with Home Alone is that Peter and Kate McCallister would ABSOLUTELY NOT be driving his and hers Buicks. I’ve been to this house. I’ve seen this neighborhood. The station wagon should’ve been a Volvo and the sedan should’ve been a BMW.

The club scene at the end of episode four is just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 The song, the intensity, the eye contact with the camera, the way it ends… I knew what was going to happen and it still gave me goosebumps!

Truer words…

Heated Rivalry is even better the second time around

Hey Gas Station TV network, will you tell Tank Sinatra that I want it in both holes plz n thx

Is this a safe space for me and my big big tiddies?

That last photo is giving Abercrombie & Fitch Holiday Season 2000 and I’m here for it

Wild they went with HEATED RIVALRY and not BUTTPUCKS

Okay twist my arm I’m starting Heated Rivalry over again

I am NOT WELL after watching Bowen Yang’s send-off sketch on SNL

Apple Music users, fret not! Here you go!— music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

With a new season, comes a new playlist! Here are all the jams in my current rotation! And as always, I will continue to add to it as the season progresses! Here is the Spotify version- open.spotify.com/playlist/7gy...

My energy for the next two weeks of work

My burrito is the size of a baby, I feel god in this chipotle right now

Routinely disliking something zeitgeisty and making sure everybody knows it doesn’t make you interesting! So sorry!

Finally started Heated Rivalry and am currently on episode 4. This opening montage set to Feist’s “My Moon My Man” is just 👨🏼‍🍳🤌🏻💋

I will have arms worth flexing by my 40th birthday. Gotta start somewhere!

No for real though

For once in my goddamn 7.5 years with TJs I FINALLY got a fun colored pullover hoodie. I don’t care that it’s a tad snug, this 2XL will fit eventually!

Hey siri why are mormons so fucking weird

Mainly I just like this because emerald is my birth stone

How it feels listening to the final chorus on Get Together