please help im sick and the doctor said you have to show me your armpits to heal me

also if anyone knows of anywhere hiring that doesn’t completely suck in PDX or remote, shoot me the details 🫠🤪

the Pepper has a sore throat please send belly rubs and maybe a pot of tea

i applied for three entire jobs today

yall remember meninism 😭😭😭

sausage mcgriddle with cheese save me. save me sausage mcgriddle with cheese

after a week of waking up between 8 and 9 naturally, my alarm going off at 6 felt very cruel

ur about to eat biscuits and gravy. what is the correct biscuit form?

my friend offered to make me a free thong for sewing practice and tbh it fits better than any thong i’ve ever purchased 🤭🥰

i wanna learn spanish so bad

i guess this stupid post is the start of my kh2 thread lmao

is Roxas baby yes or no

the ansem solo battle on the island took a couple tries, but ultimately the first phase of the world of darkness ansem battle got my ass together. had to grind about 10 levels and buff my defense w gear but everything after that was tooooooooo easy lol

i got some fresh rolls for the table

the new episode of very important people was so good

my child self playing kingdom hearts could never optimize gear effectively, so the game was always super hard

🐻🥩🐕

having a yogurt and granola bowl for lunch but we didn’t have granola so i’m using chopped pecans and brookside chocolate covered blueberries. ama

opening a clinic that turns maga women into lesbians. dykeotomy center now accepting new patients

i wish bsky saved drafts like bird app did bc mine would be so unhinged lmao

OwO

send me $5 and i’ll show you the vid where i made myself piss

what if it was you

wanna see a magic trick?

in case you were wondering what i was up to

ok lads what are everyone’s favorite feeds for porn 😇🥰

giving Hevy a try this year

jogging shirtless at LA fitness is crazzzzzzyyyyy

i love the fall of ginger minj like i don’t even care like that i just find it so funny how she’s been the architect of her own demise

i’m feelinggggggg paranoid 👁️👄👁️

ppl crack me up wdym you spent $600 on a hotel room and you didn’t read the fine print

puppy butt for u

tomorrow’s my last day and i think im gonna call out lmfao

awruffffff that's my good pup

thinking about dicks. and them being inside me

marriage, homosex, beach uh yeah i sure hope it does

hey uh. what’re u guys doin back there

i got tricked into leaving the house and going for a walk in the park

might fuck around and lay here all day playing kingdom hearts

i need to stop being such a bitch lol

it’s really funny watching white gays struggle to maintain a flex for their stupid IG reel that gets 134 likes

bad days used to make me horny bc i always looked forward to getting the sonic rings knocked out of my pussy but now bad days just make me sad

who’s taking care of my Papa Bear in my absence? don’t let me down

lmao this place fuckin sucks i hate it here so much

Bosco should be on every season of drag race

“i’m about to quitcore” aka sending an email that just says “purr”

hit the penjamin just a scoshe harder than i should’ve this morning before work

maybe my sense of humor is *too* smart

why don’t you go and have yourself a merry little christmas and maybe you’ll calm down a little bit