day 2

got an email from nintendo “learn about virtual boy” oh you mean my bluesky DMs?

i love when skinny dudes gorge themselves and then push their stomachs out. what’s it like to cosplay being fat ? bc i can tell you that actually being fat sucks lmao

am i depressed bc i hate my job or do i hate my job bc im depressed

daily gaslight practice with @theadamsurge.bsky.social always ends with us telling each other to kys

here’s your reminder to not develop parasocial relationships with people on the internet

a man just woofed at me on scruff and every single one of his photos is him posing with a costco hot dog

happy sunday, goin to get a drink did y’all need anything ?

buttholes. a buncha buttholes

lol. ok

i love big dudes with hairy armpits who wanna show me them. i wish they were real

i don’t want to work today

there’s something incredibly ironic about cooking a meal for a dinner party when i have all this ass everyone could eat

i love veejay she is perfect

i don’t want to workout today. but i will. i’ll do it. i’ll do it for Moenbryda

i love being hourly bc i get to see your email marked “urgent and time sensitive” at 2:53pm and ignore it bc i have to clock out at 3 and my department isn’t approving OT at this time :)

i kinda love scruff moments lmaooo

i hate it here !!!!!!!!! get me out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gays, what’s the best gym short ? i need more variety

well well well, something stupid and pointless made me sad again

i love to eat ass by the way

having a 1:1 about professional development and then immediately logging into the mental illness app to pretend to be a dog for attention

my mental health if yall sent me armpit pics

i do not trust people who drink single use plastic water bottles

the way i wanna die suddenly idk

im making shepherd spy for dinner who’s hungry

my mental health if yall sent me armpit pics

in case you wanted to see my cock

i exist as an extension of my capacity to fuck

what do i need to do to get MUNA back in the studio im literally begging

i miss cape westwind

romanticizing being unemployed rn

btw my tummy fucking hurt

“My condolences I think.”

sorry for the people who are clutching their pearls who can’t believe how gruesome the video of charlie kirk is, i literally watched a man get run over by a tank in Gaza. i think we can handle a white crybaby getting a new piercing

i sleep like this btw

well….. thoughts and prayers ig

im having a terrible day at work and im feeling incredibly bogged down by the weight of expectations beyond what i am able to accomplish on a regular basis. im so tired and i dont know what to do bc i cant even like express why im so frustrated

i was on the phone with a ~colleague~ earlier and i pinched my brow so hard i left a mark lmfaoooooo i hate it here

i was a lazy stoner pup today and i was in a mood

i want to see ur pits and bush

that’s just the way it is. laundry baskets are paid extras

baby’s first back photo. how did i do

“no broke boys, no new friends. im that pressure give me my tens”

can someone explain why, knowing the story, i would want to play Spiritfarer again ? do i hate myself ??

imagine hating me and im just on a road trip in the backseat playing with my pussy

@friend-dorothy.bsky.social is a snake oil business exploiting the queer community by targeting manufactured insecurities and marking up products that already exist to scam you out of your money! under the guise of being “by and for gay men”

me and my hot girl homies all hate friend of dorothy

my parents are coming to town tomorrow and meeting my partners and im being very normal and mature and well adjusted about it

i got that dog in me