yall lmaoooo this day has been a NIGHTMARE

CTA i was rooting for you how dare you hurt me like this

do i have any mooties near LGA?? have a layover there tonight

something they don’t tell you about PA piercings is that sometimes you get dry skin in the pierced part kind of like you get on your fingers near your cuticles and you can just sort of. peel it off

yall remember postergate? what a time

Finally got to meet @descovyschild.slut.dog 🥰🥰

is there a school for topping? maybe a masterclass? a ted talk?

character assassination saturday

after spending 4 hours on a plane and an hour commuting home from the airport, one of the ACLU volunteers tried to get me to stop and chat and i said “sorry, not today but i appreciate the work you do!” and they have the nerve to say “that’s what you said last week” and i very nearly caused a scene

pepper plane pro tip 1: if you see all the flight attendants sitting down you should also be sitting down

and if it’s accessible**

i think everyone should take public transportation if it’s available in your area

i wanna see my friends’ dicks

i accidentally said “welcome to sioux city” over the PA instead of “sioux falls” and someone booed me 😭😭

sooooooo wtf am i supposed to do for 32 hours in Sioux Falls

the absolute chokehold ginger bears have on me

i’m feeling myself idk just hit the heart button

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

walked to the gym in the rain and did a half assed pull day. what’s your superpower?

Denver and Pepper sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G @descovyschild.slut.dog

i don’t not eat all day on purpose it’s just that i’m just a dog and i don’t have a fancy bowl with my name on it that someone puts on the floor in front of me two to three times a day so honestly it’s really not my fault

sometimes i just pull my dick out of the leg of my shorts and play with it for awhile

in the mood to eat ass suddenly

any chicago suv owner available today for a quick errand? will suck dick for a ride

life can be hard but i can do hard things

“you saved my life” and it’s just they/them bear pussy

today i flew to las vegas and then i flew to LAX and then i flew back to chicago and i eepy

just saw my favorite drag queen on the street outside of a coffee shop and instead of being normal i just looked at them like this

just worked a redeye from SF and i’m in bed now. sleeping during the day feels wrong but i am going to do it

does anyone have advice on getting to the gym with an irregular schedule? i know i just need to force myself to get up and go when i have time but it’s sooooo hard working up motivation

whenever i meet new people in a social setting i always have to explain that like. im very quiet at first until im comfortable. but watch out

hi i had a cute time in SF

im not participating in discourse but i will say that just because it’s legal doesnt make it ethical and also that a corporate superpower leveraging its full financial resources against a singular individual is always morally wrong

who’s taking care of my Daddy?

the way i slept through my alarm and almost missed my trip

flyin to SF in the morning 🥹🥰🫠 wish i could sleep lol

Eastside Girl is the best song on Dancing on the Wall but it does have anti-non-monogamous propaganda so i will be having a word with my mothers

gm from Tulsa

hellooooooo from tulsa

in need of beefy chicago muscle bear/pup/dad to supervise my workouts and make sure i’m lifting heavy enough and also to eat sushi with me and rub my belly

i deserve extra praise for walking 20 minutes to go to the gym today

does anyone go to cheetah gym > do they do guest passes > will u take me

i miss sheetz

Couple glizzys at the beach 🏖️ @descovyschild.slut.dog

i need therapy lol

this musky mutt 😵‍💫

why are trashy redneck dudes so hot to me

stop fucking using chatgpt you fucking lunatics

someday i will learn how to melt parmesan cheese into a sauce