i’m officially a lightweight. drunk off one tallboy

whenever i see hotties posting workout thirst traps i always hit the little heart button but then i keep watching and sometimes their form is so bad that i reclaim my like

so whomst is in Chicago

my roommate just walked in and we had the following conversation: me: hewwo him: …… me: are u ok? him: bedbugs live in beds…. me: …… him: …..so where do cockroaches live?

when i say i want to smell stinky armpits what i mean is i want to smell THE STINKIEST armpits

to whom it may concern: lemme bounce on it. raw

sloppppppy head. reblog if u agree

sitting like a good bator playing video games

pokémon needs a cruise ship and an airline

need to get back to the gym

trashy dudes with big wieners

FFXIV EXPANSION ANNOUNCED

got scheduled my training flight to fucking ORLANDO LMAOOOOO

i hacked it by accessing the chats directly via my phone notifications 🧠🌌🤓

gm i made the mistake of posting a really good pic on scruff moments and then going to bed and now my notifs are crazy but i don’t have pro so i can’t get to a bunch of messages hidden behind the scruff pro paywall

big gooner bro penises. in my butthole 😵‍💫🥹🥵😮‍💨

pdx friends does anyone have a tailor they recommend with a quick turnaround time? i need to get my uniform tailored hehe

tummy tuesday

but i’m still up taking thot pics

i’m gonna be so pissed when my alarm goes off in 6 hours lmao

i just cried again but this time it’s bc i was thinking about how much i love my hot boyfriends and how bad i want them to take turns using me

sorry i did an irish goodbye. it will happen again

there’s nothing like the experience of recognizing you’re drunk as hell and yet powerless against it

finally relaxing and in the mood to talk to all my loved ones and my phone dry as hell i’m just laying here like this

ok i’ve already cried today

not sure if i’m just dumb asf or what but i am lostttttt today lmao

as a reminder i will be in chicago a lot starting in May and i expect kisses from all my chicago boyfriends

i can’t even form a coherent thought i’m just fuckin barking bro

my thick thursday submission is also my belated hump day entry

i had a very long and emotional day and i’m just laying in bed watching ig reels and crying myself to sleep goodnight ily

i haven’t worked out in a week do you still like me

sorry i haven’t been active as much this shit is exhausting as fuck!!!!!!!

roommate was out so i jerked off and he walked in like 3 minutes later lol

Flex save point

Ate so much after the gym today omg

Low key my arm looked hugeeee

today was brutal and i am so sweaty and not in a sexy way and i would like five hundred kisses from boys in a homosexual way and also send nudes

i got a 99 💅

i think i would make a really good Dom but i get so nervous about giving commands i dont wanna look or sound silly 👉👈

might need to commission a tgram sticker set

wish me and my tits good luck on our big test tomorrow

SEND ME NUDES !!!!!!!!!

tried wearing d*odorant since i was in new company but i think im gonna stop doing that 😵‍💫😵‍💫

i want sniff armpits

one of the worst things about this hotel is there’s ~200 of us in training and we all have the same day off and there’s only 4 washers and 4 dryers

are you not embarrassed as fuck to proudly proclaim your hogwarts house in 2026?

if you have any vices at all you’re not allowed to offer commentary

oh no i’m being tempted with nicotine again

i wanna look like this so bad

can’t even celebrate fcf fully bc my brain is too fried and now the hotel doesn’t have water 🥲 i am in hell