Please confirm your transaction on the pinpad *click Omg where did my balls go

Gas tank for the sex machine

August 2024-February 2026 Same shorts in both Guess i have grown a bit

Last month of the bulk. Who's buying tomorrow's chipotle? (Seriously. Pls. Someone get me chipotle 🥺👉🏼👈🏼)

If I ever got collared by my boyfriend, I fully think instead of a lock on the necklace, he'd put one of those cat bells so I'd make noise every time I moved

Not thirst related but I made this today!

I need to know who got away with the blatant plagerism of the ngl theme song when it's literally sleigh ride

Today feels like a good day for boops 😋

Pit tax

Fuck. Look at the sheer mass my boy's packed on 🥵

The legs have been legged

There's a straight couple here who have their shit on top of the glute kickback (not using it) while they're switching off on the leg curl Could you like not? Go to a planet fitness or something instead

10/10 would recommend getting on top of @beefyvers.bsky.social

Back and butt reprisal

Happy #FCF ! Really loving how my new diet and lifting routine is starting to show definition 🏋️‍♂️💪

Permabulking 🥵

Crab Rangoon? More like ran through and gooned

Listened to breaking Benjamin at the gym today. Chat am I okay? Also have a killer headache from not drinking enough water today Rip

my finger when i use cheap toilet paper

Literally the cutest puppy ever omg

Are you sure you don't want a jacket? It's cold outside Oh I wanna jack it for sure What? What?

Also low key shoved my hand down his throat and I have big hands 🥵

Leaving the hookup smelling like him

Have some pit

Muscle's rounding out 💪🏼

A protein cigarette would fix me

A protein cigarette would fix me

Current mood:

Ok but why are tops called tops cuz as a bottom im literally cosplaying as a tree topper

Probably lost a bit of bulk weight while on vacation but at least I can kinda see what my abs might look like this summer

10/10 would recommend getting on top of @beefyvers.bsky.social

he’s so cute irl 🥹

Had the best time with @beefyvers.bsky.social this morning!

Had the best cuddle date with @goodboyadvanced.bsky.social 😘

SO BEEFY 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Had the absolute pleasure meeting @goodboyadvanced.bsky.social— what a total babe 😍 (Not pictured is his equally delightful BF and my also delightful husband)

A god boy and a dad walk into a bar... And they have a lovely time together (along with their partners)! Got to meet the sparkle daddy of my dreams last night! @crshort81.bsky.social

I’m glad my first fitness class is free, because I’m not paying for that, Vita

Respectfully, get in

❤️

Respectfully, get in

Good morning from Seattle

boy belly bicep baby bear

Fit check except it's just me testing if @pupripley.bsky.social's bone fits inside me

Wild that Kill Crew workout clothes donated to a conversion therapy Camp and have been having a massive crash out for people calling them out.

Bought groceries the other day. Guess I'm in debilitating debt now

I’m just make this my Hevy selfie thread. Lmao.

We did itttt

Happy birthday, gorg!!