Made a post about the weather, now my inbox is filled with small talk about the weather. This is hell, please please please can yall compliment my delicious ass or my meaty pecs or my juicy biceps or my battle axe of a jawline or my rideable mustache or my strawberry pink nipples or my penis even?!

AI selfie immediate unfollow

Workday is over and clothes are off

First order at work today was 7 quad shot lattes all w different syrup and all w different milk and I work alone the first two hours so now I’m mean, sick, twisted, and a supervillain

Nary a snowflake this winter in lovely Seattle WA and that fuckass groundhog is trying to tell me it’s still winter

Clothes are soooo coming off after work today

I hope you all had a good weekend ❤️

These underwear are a little see through 😳 which view do you prefer? Front, or back?

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

Happy Friday 🥰

Tfw I experience two minor inconveniences in one morning

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#thongthursday but I’m too horny for the thong to do its job 😛

Wait, I made my hump day post before my leg booty pump day.

If I ever say #himbo I’m being so unserious

I like this remix and also your butt

Happy hump day 😛

Lots of new followers today 😳 goodnight yall!

Getting back into the gym this week 😙

Thong Thursday

Hump day is for butts. I’m sorry- I forgot #himbo :/

Forgot today was humpday. Enjoy the cake :) #gayjock #humpday

My sister called my facial hair “a choice” but she said it so kindly that I thought that’s what the style was called. #himbo

Good morning ❤️

Your face, my pits. Perfect match😛

Hey guys :)