Anastaaaaahhhhsia need her ass beat. #BeyondTheGates

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It’s not today, but it’s mine.

“We live in a homophobic society…if you think there are not more gay players in the NFL, Major League Baseball, and the NBA, you’re just stupid” - Charles Barkley saying the quiet part out loud. I fuckin cried. god bless him and Jason Collins.

Resilient.

Oh STAAAHP, I haven’t even walked in yet.

Is it crazy that I’m seriously considering going to Germany for the Lions vs Patriots game? 👀 #NFL

Rumor is he’s playing Achilles, who notably was so beautiful he could pass as a woman in drag & had a lifelong boyfriend (looking at you Patroclus) who he was so devastated over dying he flat out slaughtered trojan soldiers to the concern of even the gods & when he died their ashes mingled.

Genuine question: For my writers, tabletop folks, and other creatives working full-time in these spaces... how did y'all start and build up to not need a full time job? Every job app back to higher ed just feels like a nightmare, and I **need** to find a new path.

“The Substance” gays are in shambles.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

watching white gays I like pushing tom steyer for governor of california might drive me off the internet.

I really wanna take some professional portraits…

Nah, but gimme a little Special K.

Hey if you've ever put your art (in whatever way you do it) out to the public or presented it to someone vulnerably then I want you to know I really respect and admire you.

Shark sighting in Rockport 👀🦈

Bernie has always resented Black voters, so he DGAF.

Flora, girl you don’t have to tell me twice. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

We also need to discuss how fine that man who played Michael Jackson’s bodyguard is. 😍😍

Ever notice how crazy someone’s driving and then notice how fucked up their car is and you’re like “Yup, makes sense?” Anyhoo, happy Monochrome Monday. 🖤🤍😘 #MCM

Just saw the Michael movie. It was really REALLY good.

Today may be a difficult day for a lot of people, but if you are celebrating Mother’s Day, I hope you have an amazing one. 💐🩷

If you’re seeing this skeet an old photo of yourself you still love. 💙

This is the shit I better see if Democrats get even a morsel of power back after the midterms.

It now costs me $20 more to fill my tank than a few weeks ago. We’re on the brink of another pandemic. Like, WTF? America needs a fucking RECKONING for allowing this shit to happen AGAIN.

Bitch, I’m a unicorn LET’S GO

Fuck being an essential worker. If we end up in another pandemic I’m staying TF HOME.

I’m just saying…🤷🏽‍♂️

Hope his dick falls off.

Normalize asking people on live television “Are you fucking dumb?”

Pro Tip: Put an extra shot of tequila in your Cutwater for a lil kick. 🥴

Yes, Brooke. That shit is UGLY. 😂 #RockTheBlock #HGTV

Head shaving day! 🪒

PLEASE TELL ME y’all have been following Trapped in the Closet 2.0 on IG with this girl named Deja…😂😭😂😭

Opened up the flower shop again on ShadyPines. I think I delivered flowers to 10 different islands today. So fun! 😂💐🌺🪻 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

Aside from the beautiful resort and beach and drinks during vacation, we went to Scape Park and I had a chance to check out the caves there.

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

I realized in 5th grade that we were living in two different Americas. I could name shows like Living Single, The Parkers, and Moesha and nobody knew what I was talking about. But I knew all their references. It’s like one culture is treated as the default and the other is optional.

Hey cuties. Hope you’re having an amazing day so far. 😘🩷

Anyway. Always punch nazis. That includes y'all's "working class oyster farmer." 🤷🏻‍♀️

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This week’s episode of Crime Junkie was wild and there’s already an update that they pushed out that’s absolutely INSANE. 👀👀 #TrueCrime

Damn, RIP Spirit Airlines…

Apparently, journals, universities and publishers cannot do it but the Oscars can

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Now if they kill OWEN off...I won't be mad. #GreysAnatomy

I STG if they kill off Athena... #911onABC

Here's the 1st prototype of what is turning out to be a utility clutch bag (utiliclutch?) inspired by the origami bags I saw in Japan. I'm pleased with much of it, but the zip closure at the top is incompatible with the zero waste construction and will have to be snaps. #sewing #ElfkinBags #fashion

I have an answer. I was randomly selected at work. 😂😂

I woke up this morning to an email from Delta stating I achieved Gold Medallion Status. 🙌🏽 Only thing is, while Delta is my preferred airline, I don’t fly enough in a year to achieve ANY sort of status. 🥴