Y’all ever have to sneeze and burp at the same time? Feeling is weird AF…

We’re live on the Google Play Store for Android! 🤖 We’re still fighting the Apple AppStore review team, but hopefully they’ll come around soon! 😬

Let em die.

Happy 250th! Hope he dies today. 😘🩷🇺🇸

Corporations on July 1st:

Ok, who’s massive dick broke Bluesky this time?

I just realized that my waist is actually getting smaller cuz my belt has been putting in WORK lately and when I put on these shorts I bought last year this morning I found myself pulling at the sides like I was in a SlimFast commercial. So there’s that. 😂

Hey babes! Hope everyone is staying cool. Enjoy the long weekend if you choose to in the US, but fuck Trump. 😘🩷🇺🇸

iPhone weather app vs The Weather Channel. This how I know Apple is full of shit cuz it’s fucking HOT!!!

Your quarterly reminder to get tested. Hoe responsibly. #KnowYourStatus #PrEP

Happy Canada Day, babes! 🇨🇦 Sorry y’all are living on top of a crack house. 😩

Man…ain’t no way I would be on TV acting like everything is fine and my mama been missing for 5 months…

This is what white people got us.

That’s why you should stop listening to the opinions of people with lowercase teeth:

Sal’s should know better. What newbie was driving?

Pride is over, time to put up the Christmas tree!

I would be CACKLING

The Congressional Black Caucus tells Elissa Slotkin to shut the fck up.

Finally got a chance to meet @wx1g.bsky.social in person!! 🩷🩷🩷

Happy Pride, y’all! If you’re in the Salem, MA area, come check out our booth at North Shore Pride! 🩷😘🏳️‍🌈

Every part of this headline feels like a joke from 30 Rock

The Lincoln Project is such a grift.

I just started playing Tomodachi Life and it’s actually giving me…life. Very Sims coded. I’m hoping to manipulate the relationships a bit to create some drama. I want messy love triangles, feuds, etc. 😂😂

WELL THEN. Maybe Comcast got their shit together now.

TV is back. They knew to fix that shit before the game started…

Now my cable isn’t working 😒

Testing (my internet with Comcast before I cuss them out)

Just discovered this cute little Italian cafe and bakery in Gloucester. One sip of that cappuccino and it took me back to 4 years ago in Rome. 🩷☕️

Pretty sure Whitney would still be alive if Clive didn’t make her do that last album and tour. And to still throw a party while her corpse was still upstairs will forever make me hate this man.

24 tracks….if the run time is still under an hour

Hey cuties. How’s your Sunday treating you?

I-95 between Woburn and Newton is actually insane. Why is the Speed Limit only 55 and these people are acting scared to go over 40?

Who’s going to RI Pride tomorrow? 😁

I’ve been saying “Happy Juneteenth” to every Trumper I see today.

Ok this is cute. kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

**Country Accent** Would you like to see my trucker hats?

If you decide to take up an entire aisle by standing beside your cart instead of moving your cart near the side of the aisle youre looking at and then move forward at the exact moment I finally find a way around you, please know I have imagined you being gutted.

Question for my #writers out there... Outside of Amazon / Apple, are there good places for self-publishing? Sadly, I know that they sort of have the corner on the market but curious if there are other places people are putting their stuff out there.

He done lost weight and lost his damn mind thinking he can do better than her.

RIP Pizza Hut

I’m still eating em.

I STG I will fucking quit on the spot. www.androidheadlines.com/2026/06/elon...

Went for a walk into town, had ice cream, walked back home. Leisurely day.

You’re welcome, everyone.

And there was this herbal shampoo that, according to the commercials, made you immediately cum in the shower.

Hey cuties…just another day at the office 😘🩷

I swear the Apple weather app is nothing but vibes…not a shred of accuracy to it.

I’m not mad at how my arms look after my workout. 👀

A literal fucking nazi just won a Democratic primary and I’m sick to my stomach about it.

Anybody need to sell turnips? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH