Maybe the rapture did happen and we're all just terrible people.

Might chase this double vax with a Tylenol, as a bit.

Bsky's best feature is literally yanking your post from someone's quote repost.

FYI Kimmel’s return is especially good news for the entire crew behind the scenes that would have lost their jobs in an already hurting industry. So yay for them.

So the “rapture” has nothing to do with dinosaurs?

let me add the doomsday clock as a widget on my home screen because baby we almost there

Me + my comfort movie

*scrolling Facebook* Me: Who the fuck are these people???

The default outfit when you select me as a character.

Literally this part.

Why do my Fritos smell like dog paws?

Seeing Third Eye Blind tonight and I’m most specifically excited to hear live the middle part of Jumper that starts at 2:23 so I can absolutely lose it when it gets to the part at 3:03.

This and a cig

My husband does this. Actually just this morning when trying to recall the name of that conservative podcaster he pulled out 'Chris Kirkpatrick' and I just about died.

Man I miss the days when presidents didn’t drive television shows off the air.

Growing some serious disdain for this font lately.

This country has gone TOO FAR.

Timeline Tuesday ✌️

Good morning 🤘🏽

Dreams really do come true 😭 #emmys

Can someone sit the producers of the Emmys down and explain that we watch for the speeches? And why are they producing the Emmys if they don't know it?

If The Pitt doesn't sweep tonight, I'm throwing hands. #emmys

Dessert mode ACTIVATE: Best pie: dutch apple Best ice cream: cookies and cream Best doughnut: sour cream Best bar: blondie Best cake: funfetti/birthday Best cookie: white chocolate macadamia Best other: classic malt vanilla milkshake

Lowkey wish this was AIM and I could get all excited when I see my moots sign on with the little door opening sfx.

Sis got on The Real World and learned NOTHING

I love that the entire foundation of Pokopia is being a gd fraud.

Update: Cassandra Coleman is equally amazing live.

I honestly can’t think of anything worse than going for a run and not knowing what to listen to.

Big fan of concerts on Wednesdays. Especially when they’re out by Joshua Tree. Young the Giant fed my soul.

Huge disconnect happening here between inciting violence and executing violence.

A win for the gays.

You can have your new iPod or whatever.

So far the only attractive feature is the ability to take landscape photos without rotating your phone. #AppleEvent

No sleep club checking in 🫡

Buttons That Don't Work, a running thread: - the elevator "close door" button - the "delete and report junk" button in Messages - the "show less of this" button in the Discover tab

I just discovered this song and music video yesterday, and now you also have to see it.

We need to do something about that small awkward stretch of time between seeing how many pins you missed and facing the group while you wait for the lane to reset.

We're nearing Fall, and knowing I have no trips out to New England the rest of this year is an absolute crime.

Big fan of staying in on Friday nights.

When I see my own post whilst scrolling my feed.

@profanity.accountant my turn my turn

It’s that time again. Starting to build my annual Sad Boy Fall playlist. What songs are y’all crying to these days fam??

Good morning bsky, has anyone seen my motivation?

“Out of thousands of applicants, we picked twelve of the best bakers in all of Britain.” #GBBO

People need to stop planning things on the weekend of October 25th.

Not me sobbing at the first episode of The Wonder Years.

Entering my recluse era.

gonna tell my kids this was a little bitch