Palm Springs Film Fest Day 1!

Did his first workout of 2026 earlier. Will he persist? Watch this space.

Happy New Year from us party animals

If my future daughter does not end up like her I will have failed at life.

Perhaps my New Year’s resolution should be to stop buying salad kits. I’m just not a salad kit guy!!!

Well now, I can’t wear two hats at the same time.

Found my two films for the Palm Springs Film Festival.

Sunday fit.

Snorlax should be a starter Pokémon.

I don’t know what your socials look like outside of bsky but straight women are all over Heated Rivalry like bachelorette parties at a gay bar.

Ok so, great series. Hard not to wonder how much more fed we would’ve been with more episodes… more time unfolding Hunter/Kip? Maybe even more overlap with Shane/Ilya? More elongated conflict/tension? Not knowing much about Crave, I just wish this industry was braver than a six-episode order.

OH THIS IS WHAT YA’LL WERE CRYING ABOUT AT THE END OF 5?

Love Christmas, it’s a very wonderful time of the year. HOWEVER!!!! Extremely relieved to no longer hear the jazzy part of Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree, NSYNC’s Merry Christmas Happy Holidays, and Christmas Time is Here, in all of your IG stories anymore.

Does anyone remember at what point in the movie Titanic you have to switch to the second VHS tape? Trying to emulate this so I can make my next drink.

It was kinda cute that we all put santa hats in our pfps but has there been a discussion on when they come off? Or what happens to us if they stay on, like… through February?

Watching The Family Stone to kick off our Christmas morning with a little weep.

Just two boys and their lil Christmas dinner tradition.

Voice reveal (sans face)

My hockey husband after two episodes: “there’s not enough hockey.”

Finally watching that hockey show and my god I’m so turned on by the soundtrack.

Back at the dentist today, this time the receptionist is singing out loud a way different song than what’s playing over the loud speaker and I’m highkey bothered.

No sleep club checking in, who’s with me this on this lovely after-midnight? ✌🏽

Biggest tech downgrade is apps thinking I want to bold anything I put between asterisks.

Just a few plam trees on this winter Plam Springs morning.

Home Alone but the thieves are the two boys from The Basement Yard.

I don’t know how to explain it, but I extremely dislike the stretch of Home Alone where Catherine O’Hara hitchhikes with the polka band.

The British friend at an American party.

Stop karate chopping pillows.

I just got sad throwing away this box of new trash bags into one of bags that came from said box. Feels like a betrayal.

Having a drink because it’s Friday night and I really deserve it.

My dentist was asking me what I do for work. I then followed up with, “what about you?”

All the gays are traveling to Japan and I need to get in on this trend.

I think #Survivor is headed into another dark era.

Like, bitch ok and????

I don't know who needs to hear this but not every app or service needs a year-end "wrapped" summary.

Now that some of us are connected on IG, I can’t fib and say I went for a run this morning, so here’s a selfie that I like from my run yesterday.

#ThePitt Season 2 trailer is here.

All I want for Christmas is, to get me through this… semi-charmed kinda life, baby, baby.

I partied so hard even my Sunday scaries are hung over.

I’m a terrible time, don’t invite me to weddings.

Suit in a dive bar vibes.

We love a Southern California jerky.

Taco Bell for self-care tonight.

Not Paramount Skydance being a pass around party bottom.

Joke's on you WSJ, my whole team is actually working from a yacht in the Mediterranean.

Hi! This is not good news!

Working at a trendy coffee shop hoping that when people see me they think I’m working on some really important screenplay.

Is it just called a 75 when you’re in France?