It can be hard to track when a bunch of anti-vax nutjobs who don't believe in germ theory get to fire everybody involved in tracking that SHIT.

We have no reliable federal public health infrastructure. They burned it all down to pacify the lunatics.

I spoke with Mitch McConnell today

Milwaukee, hide your couches

Normalize not humanizing absolute monsters

Glad that Bitch McConnell didn’t get the chance to listen to CONFESSIONS II and no, that’s not a typo

I just ran into Mitch McConnell in a hipster coffee shop and he told me all about the many enjoyable 20 minute conversations he’s had today.

You heard it here first, folx @markpochow.com

Madonna with a harpoon. Retweet if you agree

I heard dick cures the Sunday scaries. Pass it on.

Straight guy who walked in on me and oomf making out in the bathroom earlier: ally or not?

Me when I **** and I **** * **** **** and then *** *** *** ***. You know?

What if I low-key S a D?

“Have fun with your life” @markpochow.com

What if the fireworks were the back shots we made along the way?

Unironically wearing the 🇺🇸 flag on July 4th is soooo American (derogatory)

Having hot sex with your husband rules lmao

Need a mash up remix of Madonna’s “Bizarre” and “Sex and Violence” by Scissor Sisters. Do you see the vision?

The first part of All Stars 11 was Survivor-core, while the second part is Big Brother & The Circle-coded

Joey Jay inspired me to come out as gay

Happy Madonna Eve

The last act of the album is so wow

Stuart Price...the straggot that you are

It feels so good outside I wanna take my clothes off

It's an instant classic!!!

here to build a community, not a following

CONFESSIONS II has me feeling manic in the best way possible

Meta's new Starfire AI glasses, made in partnership with Kylie Jenner, are giving me the creeps.

One of these things is just like the other.

TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...

Yes they are ruining our lives and killing people and destroying the whole world but at the very least, we can have a nice chuckle at what fucking artless losers these fascists are

I oftentimes understand why Athens felt it necessary to have a political mechanism to permanently expel people from their polity.

Genshin Impact Archon Quests Luna IX and Luna X were a masterclass in incredible character development ⭐️🥹👌

I loved Stop! That! Train! because it boldly posits the question, what if Airport 1975 was about a train instead, and also cunty

This Drag Race All Stars challenge is CRAZY. I’m crying with some of these queens! 😂

You don’t get it. I’m not okay right now and I won’t be until 7.0 drops in August.

Convinced that people only willingly watch the Avatar movies on flights, not because they are good, but because they have nothing better to do.

Zohran Mamdani says AIPAC's has been supportive of a 'status quo for immorality' in Palestine, wider region.

Pretty lucky. ⭐️

⚠️ WARNING: ICE abducted a pet owner, leaving two dogs to starve for a week. Only the landlord saved them. This isn't a mistake; it’s a sickening pattern. When agencies treat people as disposable, innocent lives become collateral. This cruelty must end.

World leaders should just fist fight each other and call it a day.

Okay, but what if…?

Do we think it’ll happen before America’s 250th?

Every time a POS does, the world is a little lighter.

Lisa gets it.

But if the fit, muscle gays with body dysmorphia are giving body dysmorphia to other fit, muscle gays, then who’s driving the bus?

Adding music to Instagram posts is part of the enshittification of the internet.

Stop! That! Train! is comedic gold and whimsy and fun are back