Bagels!

Sorry to get political again on the silly Nintendo fangirl account but hey gang: when do we start really worrying about this shit. Are we there yet? Feels like we are there.

It looks like a fitted sheet though. #DragRace

Darlene 👏🏼 fucking 👏🏼 Mitchell 👏🏼

Bagels going in the fridge! Call your flavor now! - Everything Bagel - Chocolate Chip Bagel - Blueberry Bagel

I am fagging for you gaggot

Dough is rising!

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

I know the world is burning, but can I just take a "I'm proud of myself moment? This week, I officially paid off all my credit card debt, which I accrued while I struggled to live and break into a career I loved post-college. I'm just really proud and happy.

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and gas is six dollars a gallon. But at least now they’re not tearing down a statue of a Confederate general that I’ve never heard of in a city that I’ve never been to.

@markpochow.com is making @midwestache.bsky.social and me bagels tomorrow. What has your gay done for you lately?

Can this be a solution?

They are never finding Nancy Guthrie.

I wish I could go back in time and tell 6 grade me that yes you are gay and at 35 you’ll still be a Hilary Duff Stan!

Ladies, Gentlemen, Girls, Gays, and Theys 🫴🏻My Husband @markpochow.com

Cis allies need to get involved, they're trying to kill us all and there are too few of us to fight back

Time for a cat nap

March is the November of spring.

THE PARALYMPICS ARE INSANE!! What do you mean these vision impaired folks are going 60mph down a mountain with a guide telling them which direction to turn!

I can smell someone grilling and it means SUMMER IS HERE

Strait of Hormuz? Why tf would I care about its sexuality 🙄

I will be getting a swim thong tabling this year! ☀️

I'm SCREAMING! I asked my bestie @flicklix.bsky.social if I could pull off some pants I wanted to buy, and this was his response. I love him so much.

Hey everyone get some rest for the financial collapse tomorrow

I’m never over this view from my kitchen island while I cook.

Should I go on - a bike ride - a run - shopping - walk

T-Rex was a fascist — an authoritarian fascist — Rex was Mussolini. Of course they had to fight it!

When does this Dinosaur Documentary talk about them fighting fascism?

I woke up punchy. I’m so sick of these motherfuckers and their bombs and their rapes and their violence. We could be happy. We could have nice things like healthcare and childcare and UBI. It actually wouldn’t be that hard.

Urban Reads: The True Cost of Urban Highways

𝓞𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓾𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭

Banana Bread in the oven. Brunch is ready in an hour. Who's coming over.

Reading on the patio listening to the music of the jazz club next door.

Sweaty boys! @hoeforthepeople.bsky.social

If you're not watching the Paralympics you're only getting half the story!

Got a new hat today!

This administration is acting like money is unlimited, bombing countries, flying private jets around the world, etc. So don't let anyone tell you there isn't enough money for universal health care.

So much fog.

These are horrible evil people.

My brain is exhausted. Everything is so much all the time.

I have an improv performance tonight and I’m kinda nervous!

My coworker and I are hard at work!

Ohhh we've got primary elections happening today 🗳️🗳️🗳️

Now is a great time to call Schumer and Gillibrand and tell them that you do not, under any circumstances, support military engagement with Iran, and you expect them to put an end to this immediately. ☎️: Schumer: (202) 224-6542 ☎️: Gillibrand: (202) 224-4451

THIS SUNDAY IS SPRING FORWARD!!! GUYS, SUMMER IS COMING!

Come on, you guys. Be cool. You know we can't have affordable health care/food/housing/education because we MUST feed our billionaire overlords' pockets so they can bomb any country they want.

oh that's a bad sign

Sometimes I forget how hung I am!

Found my new “stay-at-home” outfit.