I have no hope for future seasons of Big Brother unless it’s picked up by another network. I think it’s well past time for me to consider some serious life changes #bbsky

my plan all week has been to deep clean my apartment and that was made easier by the fact that it was gonna rain but now it’s going to be a gorgeous fall day???? BOOOOOO

my phone tonight 😭 #BigOrgephant

is now when I admit that choosing to lock in with Izzy in the #BigOrgephant house was 49% for strategy and 51% for eye candy

new reason to live just dropped!!!!!!

literally in the fetal position sobbing and begging for drafts….

FUCK STARBUCKS THEIR COFFEE IS ASS ANYWAYS

I wasn’t on my phone during the ep last night so idk if this has been said but can we just take a second to talk about how strategically Izzy & Paige think about everything they do on the race? Paige telling Izzy to lay out the pontoon pieces while she looked at the example, having the sense to

the fact that I have met and become real friends with several bloomfs is a gift of the highest order 💜

i truly cannot overstate how much more CALM i have been since moving to bluesky. the most annoyed i've ever been on here is still below what my baseline was on X. "oh it can be boring" no man it's just not fuckin frying your brain 24/7 😭

ok I scrolled for 3 straight minutes to get to the beginning of my account and learned that my anniversary is actually tomorrow(!!!) and that wow I really made a bluesky and started depression-binging survivor huh… I just counted and I watched 24 seasons in the year after never having seen 1 💀

Real ones know I was just singing 🎶 it’s 11:06🎶 #tar38 #bb25

When you watch the race, think about the worst case scenario for how an ignorant person might treat any specific racer and know that it is happening more often than the edit is showing you. The cameras and the fast paced encounters can really encourage lots of bystanders to be at their worst.

happy 1 year bloomfies ❤️❤️❤️ so happy we can trauma bond over big brother and politics together. You guys make me laugh and brighten my days literally all the time. Really grateful to be in this community 🥰

knowing that this was at 3 in the morning… yeah that’s my homie fr 😎 #TAR38

today might actually be my 1 year anniversary!!!! and if not it was yesterday on the supermoon which feels rad as hell… I’m so grateful to be part of this community, this is one of the best things I’ve ever done for my mental heath 💜 love my bloomfs bad!!!!

“…. *blinks*…. IZZY!!!!!!!!!!!” #TAR38

I’m serious I need this so I can DM it to the rancid assholes that are in the TAR insta comments #TAR38

fun fact, despite it coming out 3 years before the show was filmed, this song is actually about @paigeseber.bsky.social on the amazing race #TAR38

need a clip of Joseph crashing out over Izzy getting to the bunks because if that ain’t me… #TAR38

OH PIZZY PASSING CHELSIE AND JACK?! #tar38

this would piss me off so bad if I was Jerri, Maryanne, Andy, etc anyone VERY close to being on #Survivor

The concept of Vince Panaro and Zohran Mamdani being the same age. 😭 #bbsky

this is like when your most unhinged stoned thought becomes REAL… wowowowow what a TIME TO BE ALIVE!!!!!

ok but what is Mamdani’s plan to get a beautiful woman to give me a little kiss on the forehead

Holy fuck I could run through a wall right now

roses are red big laughs are hearty

Mamdani won 🗳️ Big Brother fans did it #bbsky #tar38

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

ah the age old question of do I call a car or hope there’s a bodega that will sell me french fries on my walk home…

ETA? @andrewcuomo

WE SAVED DEMOCRACY!!

tipsy walking home from the bar, serotonin playlist blasting, MAMDANI MAYOR!!!!!!!!

WILL TO LIVE IS RESTORED!!!!!!!!

POV: you’re watching 2 tired and stoned divas standing on a random NYC street corner trying to not talk over each other on the jury group call #BigOrgephant @flutedyke.bsky.social

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

Every member of the #BigORGephant cast at least once a week

my Monday staff meeting god pushed to Wednesday and I told me boss I was going to wfh to get some “head down work done”… yeah head down on my pillow

Islamophobes and racists threatening to leave New York if Mamdani wins…what a beautiful thought 🤩

@redactedrodriguez.bsky.social huge news….

me looking at everyone in this video (minus one sneak) the way Izzy looks at Zohran…

Natalie clocking in the background exactlyyyyy 😏🙂‍↕️

our BB mess somehow circling around to actually help save democracy. OUR POWER 😂✨ #bb27 #bbsky #tar38

zohran mamdani winner of celebrity big brother #bbsky

need zohran to weigh in on if helen was pushed

I’ve never experienced the gen X state irl before but I just got hit by 2 in 1 at the bagel shop… chilling

got 9 hours of sleep last night… daylight savings ate that one thing

Help us make history and join the real-life race for the great city of New York. No detours, no backdoors, just 200,000 doors. One team, one goal. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social www.zohranfornyc.com/GOTV #vote #nyc #tar38

BLOOMF VERY COOL VERY COOL BLOOMF ALERT!!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

my dink friends have bidets on both of their toilets and if that’s not motivation to get back out and date idk what is