i haven’t watched in years but i actually did watch the season whitney won with alfonso so congrats to her for a second win

Witney and her two winning partners 🥹 #dwts

Pope saying AI will send you to Hell is the energy I want at the workplace

Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received https://theonion.com/man-has-never-given-single-definitive-yes-to-any-invita-1819575360/

It’s number 1 and it’s not close

the main character met a second man and i am eyeing him suspiciously. i know nothing about young boston rob so im looking for. idk. what’s that trope. the mighty janitor type energy.

I am once again begging them to bring back the pressure cooker

do any of you wear binders? do you have recommendations? i feel really overwhelmed just looking for good ones 🤧🤧

I am so bad with bday skeets, just know if you're bloomf and you have a bday this week, I love you!!

do we want to draft for traitors. that website i use has one up lol

my problem with taran armstrong and his book is that he started writing in 2022, before jag bains changed his game for the better by joining the mafia with matt & bowie jane.

y’all… I miss Rachel so much #BB27 #BBSky

He is in fact crashing out 🤭

carson’s (for like two months lol) & goodwill (for a little under a year)

I GOT BEHIND THE MIRROR ON HOOPLA

Come join @therealitykingdom.bsky.social for #TAR38 ‐ the boys are hilarious 😂 www.youtube.com/live/Q7424jD...

Can't wait to experience their #humanchemistry in s2

my video is lagging so bad right now but when izzy goes “if 99 to beat can have equitable comps…what are we doing?” i felt that in my soul #tar38

izzy deserves to be in one singular season of a show with good comps this woman has the worst luck in the world she’s being haunted by that designer 😭

this interview is hilarious #tar38

I like to think we would have made the best one episode of TAR ever aired #tar38

Comin’ out of my cage And I’ve been doin’ just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all

bb being so weird to their little theory omg? #bb1

i can’t even blame george for cracking up and trying to come up with some conspiracy, he’s got planes every day saying he’s cheating & he has no idea why 😭 #bb1

i think it’s interesting that they all say they’re still very aware of the cameras because they can HEAR them moving. it even distracts chiquita hearing and seeing them move lmao #bb1

OH CURTIS GOT THE TICKETS TO THE EMMYS THATS SO FUN #bb1

them having a dog is genuinely so funny, i love when chiquita just shows up in the background while they’re doing something lmao. remember how attached everyone got to the stuffed animals during jankie week. they all want something cuddleable so bad lmao #bb1

Felt cute and Paige told me I should also post this. #gay

chicken george just eating the candy that gets fired over the wall, i can’t even judge bc i feel like in the moment i would be so tempted to do the same lmao #bb1

all of them outside just watching the sunrise 😭😭😭 #bb1

PIZZY LORE DROP: INITIALLY PAIGE DIDN’T WANT TO DO TAR SO IZZY CALLED CIRIE AND CIRIE DIDN’T WANT TO DO IT AND CONVINCED PAIGE!!!!!!!! (Sorry for the screaming but this is so important) — via the Brice Izyah YouTube channel

i’m worried i’m gonna absorb their shitty french accents into my brain lmao

i’m trying to think of what phrases i picked up from bb16, i absolutely absorbed cooked/cooking from jag & bb25 and i noticed im saying frankly way too often now but i can’t think of a bb26-ism.

my heart is so full of love for cassandra and curtis it’s insane #bb1

“OH NOT ME AGAIN!!” “George backstabbing you, georgebackstab dot com.” “I DONT EVEN HAVE A COMPUTER!!” i’m screaming #bb1

curtis & cassandra saying they feel like astronauts, but without the ability they get to go back in isolation & decompress, and how worried they are about their reception outside. i really do think the jury house is so helpful to them all #bb1

starting to watch early today bc i have twenty episodes to the end which feels doable but only if i commit

the way the american public will turn on a woman ar the drop of a hat lol #bb1

rsvp’ing YES to the nooticing party ✅

none of the three up for elimination is expendable which is why i am upset im gonna lose someone i love in a few episodes 😭

jamie redying chicken george’s hair is really cute he just didn’t want it to fade lmao #bb1

the way they’re all screaming over cassandra’s audition tape, i’m sure she did know but i hope she knew she was so loved and so amazing and so fucking funny #bb1

EDDIE FOCUSING IN ON JAMIE RIGHT FROM HIS AUDITION IS W I L D #bb1

if there’s one thing i wish everyone in the united states knew about their local library it’s that our printing system does NOT work and u cannot just log off & be guaranteed your print will be there to release 😭

no more little lord farquaad berries and cream shit

THE WALL YELLING LMAO #BB1

for me, this whole convo on “if all of us could win now but we have to stay in the house or we keep playing” is what wins it for eddie. i think his very frank answer about how he came here to get FIRST is so great #bb1

everyone nooticing those curls lmao

curtis putting his true/false thing as “i have dressed in drag to attract women” and not only did they all say true but in fact they all guess it was a fraternity thing, CLOCKED HIS ASS lmao #bb1

Bullying works!!