I’m your girl…..right?

We are literally outside @jordansmix.bsky.social

*opening number to today’s home concert*

1st drink was free

going to the club early to get my free stamp, so I don’t feel money guilt if I want to leave early later

Have you considered going to a crowded gay bar and dancing today

Storms on a holiday weekend I planned to be out in the sun and by the pool………………..oh this is nasty work.

I want a frozen marg

I might be the friend that’s too “woke” for this movie 😐

time to finally see what the hype is about. nw: Weapons

second wind brought to me by “Move Along” by The All-American Rejects

getting back to my roots* on here. *being annoying and then disappearing for hours

I’M IMAGINING! SO TELL ME WTF IS UP??!! WHAT’S HAPPENING?! RIGHT NOW MY SANITY IS GONE! IT’S VANISHING! I KNOW I DO THIS TO MYSELF! IT’S DAMAGING! I’M IMAGINING!

1st leg day in 3 weeks due to this ankle sprain. Still not 100% but here we go 😬

good morning, rainy morning

working at the pyramids tonight

She by Sheree, you’ll always be famous

Alejandro gonna EAT every time

I don’t wanna be FRIEENNNDDDSSSS! Want your bad ROMANNNCCEEEEE

good morning

omg can my ankle heal so I can finally work out legs again???? 😭

K doing all of this cryptic talking instead of addressing the “issue” with Drew, Porsha, and Phaedra #RHOA

K, at this point, this show may not be for you. #RHOA

club playing a mix of I Feel So Free and I Feel Love

the tank returns.

nobody: me: COCONUT WATAAHH

why is the Glee version of Empire State of Mind stuck in my head?

OH! I just played Becky G’s EPA in headphones for the first time

Oh this new Becky G song……I’m moving!!!! EPA is getting saved 🙂‍↕️

Drake dipping into a rock sound on Princess……….OMG BEYONCÉ REALLY IS COMING!!!!

streaming has ruined the art of quality control. yes, I’m listening to Drake

Drake dropped THREE albums???!!!

boobs and back day.

THE SWEETEST PLEASUREEEEE I FEEL LIKE WE’RE GONNA BE TOGETHERRRR

Dua knew End Of An Era needed its respect and decided to release its live version first 🙂‍↕️

another day of wishing my gym crush would flirt with me 🙃

had the entire theater to myself

that was a fun way to relive the tour!

lemme see what Billie and James got up to in the booth nw: Billie Eilish - Hit Me Hard And Soft: The Tour 💙

back from SD. ankle still sprained. but here’s proof I got back in the gym yesterday for upper body.

going to bed on fresh sheets

Wrapping up the trilogy just in time for Wanda to make her return in Doomsday

omg there is no network tv teen drama left for Twenty One Pilots’ Drag Path to play during the ending of an episode. we are losing recipes!!!

kinda need to make it my personal mission Twenty One Pilots’ Breach album gets Grammy noms 🤔

I’m home* *Finally listening to angst music as my gym music again

Harold’s Dance No More video worked on me I fear 🫠

CALL THE RADIO IF YOU JUST CAN’T BE WITHOUT YOUR BABY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

un-BRRREEAAAKK my heart! sweet darlin! WITHOUT YOU I JUST CAN’T GO ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

After all the gays posted their skircles without me, I couldn’t help but wonder…was I living life as a skuare?