We are literally outside @jordansmix.bsky.social

Dragging @jordansmix.bsky.social out to the bars, because we have nice weather for a short minute. 🤪

Starting a side hustle pumping out websites for businesses that need a new one or don’t have one at all. HMU for a custom web build. Prices are flexible cause I’m just building my portfolio

I mean, it’s working…

Trying different “0% thc” CBD strains and then drug testing myself for science 👨‍🔬 🧪

Somebody get me an uber to the bath house. My chronic pain can’t take the hour drive and I need to get boinked beyond an inch of my life

New short video posted onlyfans.com/benyorkxxx

Nobody is awake in the world but ME!

My day just got even better 😭🥰

I got a talking Ditto from Japan 😭😭😭

Wanna get boinked so baaad 😩

Making a new iPod classic theme just cause 🫪 I’ll share the finished product. It’s basically a stock os with modern font and larger album artwork.

Idk cherry Diet Coke should taste better than it does

I just repierced my nipple and already have another MRI to do 😑 my suffering knows no ends it seems

Apple should add a speed up animations option next to reduce motion.

The funny thing about wanting a bigger dick is like why make it scrape teeth when it doesn’t

I adore to pronounce Canada like Canadian without the n. Or like Arcadia. Ca-nay-dia.

Weight ain’t going down but apparently the fat is. Exactly what I want to happen

So sorry to Gaga but I could not be any less interested in that live album

I’ve been in the market for a sewing machine to repair some split shorts and to hopefully make some things. I scored this vintage machine at goodwill yesterday for $180 less than buying new. No debt needed!

I have no idea what changed in my brain but I don’t suffer with object impermanence anymore.. I can put things away and remember where they went.

Getting called daddy pisses me off lmaoooooo and to think I tried to claim it in my early 20s 😭🤣

Refreshed and lost a gorgeous painting on my timeline pls come back painting 😭😭

Happy Father’s Day HOLE

Pls Walgreens let me fill this lower dose Vyvanse script my anxiety is so bad ughhhhhh

I got this app that takes raw photos and I’m like oh my overpriced phone actually CAN take good photos. It’s called Halide

Petition to make a gays only locker room in every gym

The sky was serving this morning (vamped her up w a filter anyway 🤪)

Dang I’m up to 35 lb dumbbells 🫪 never been here before 😅

Dang I was surprisingly productive at work today. 🫪😮‍💨

Had a big harm reduction milestone yesterday. Super happy.

The way I have to buy a digital camera now

When people start making assumptions on things I definitely didn’t say I should just start replying with “are you calling me a LIAR???” Just escalate the situation 🤪 using my autism for evil.

At my friends wedding today. 🥂

Oh yeah I really like these. Don’t mind the bit of water I tried to dry my hands on them 🤣

Task analyze masturbation 🤣

Having anxiety is so boring. Be a menace instead 👹

Well this turned into a lot more! Went out there yesterday to meet them and now I’m gonna do their socials after we agree on the numbers. Out here making my own work

This tech nearly stuck a needle in me without sanitizing first… I looked at her and said uhh shouldn’t we wipe it first??

Wearing something other than black today shock 😮 ⚡️

I used to dream of nights like this 🙂‍↕️

Hit up this men’s retreat nearby and offered to fix their website up for a weekend stay. And they said yes! You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take 🙂‍↕️

Spending my lunch at the gym. I do not have a problem 🤭

Omg the GameStop where I live is GONE 😭

New video uploaded to onlyfans.com/benyorkxxx

I’m so obsessed with the new Kacey album 😇

Good morning Blaingels 🪽

Just saw a June bug. Little shits are early again!

After awhile crocodile 🐊 #art #oilpainting