Saturgay Today! 💪🏼

Making tiny art for my cat 🐈‍⬛

I don’t even know if it got posted but @gentlegrngiant.bsky.social recently brought even more handsome bloomfs together?!? 🫦

Hi, yes, hello - sorry to bother you, but could you by chance point me in the direction of your nudes? Many thanks.

Thursday again…

Let’s make today a good Thirstday!

Today was a day that day’ded.

Going back to work in the middle of the week after being off for 3 days should be illegal.

Good Morning ☀️

Hacks is the best show of this decade.

Happy Birthday to my my love, my husband, and the person who handles all the things i pretend to not know how to do. @markpochow.com ILYSM 😘

Friyay!

Happy Thirst-day @hoeforthepeople.bsky.social

Some big news! I’m officially becoming an author!! 😭🥰💪 Culinary icon Chef Amanda Freitag just announced her second cookbook, and I’m co-writing it! Stay tunedddd because I need all of you to preorder it. NYT best seller or bust!

Why is it snowing?!

Nothing better than day game baseball! 🌭🍻💙 @hoeforthepeople.bsky.social

Game Ready ⚾️ @midwestache.bsky.social

Michelle would still say she doesn’t see the family resemblance.

TGIF🤳🏻

Husband happy hour for all who celebrate! @hoeforthepeople.bsky.social

Today’s my Friday 🥰🥰

Thirstday with @midwestache.bsky.social and not pictured* @markpochow.com

Glitter tits round 3 tonight!

Hello 👋

popping over to wish a very happy and PERMANENT LIBERAL MAJORITY ON SCOWIS to my Wisconsin boyfriends @markpochow.com, @hoeforthepeople.bsky.social, and @midwestache.bsky.social. 💙

But what if?

I really need some cookies.

Heading to the grocery store. 🛒 Y’all need anything?

Avengers for gay people.

Am I getting a delivery today of miniature picture frames for my cat? 😌 Yes, yes I am.

Two’sday!

Cheesecake for breakfast kind of morning.

Bagels!

Imagine going into an ER and literally ever doctor and nurse is hot as FUCK. Congrats, you've arrived at The Pitt.

@markpochow.com is making @midwestache.bsky.social and me bagels tomorrow. What has your gay done for you lately?

Ladies, Gentlemen, Girls, Gays, and Theys 🫴🏻My Husband @markpochow.com

Went for a few margaritas tonight & asked “if you could be the leader of any of the three branches of government, which one would you choose? President, Speaker of the House, or Chief Justice?” And then @markpochow.com, @hoeforthepeople.bsky.social, & I proceeded to pick three different answers. 🤓

Sweaty boys! @hoeforthepeople.bsky.social

A laundry bin is just recycling for clothes, right? Wear, Wash, Weuse?

A little drag brunch to end the weekend. 💖 @hoeforthepeople.bsky.social @ahumblehenchman.bsky.social

Got asked if @midwestache.bsky.social and I were brothers twice this past week. 👨🏻🙃👨🏻

Gays at a Gala

so there i was, high on a hill with a lonely goatherd

In the “Planning my best friend’s baby shower” phase of life. 👨🏻‍🍼

Thank goodness it’s the end of the work week. I’m exhausted 🥱

Talking about Talking about America T*ra & the post-Tr*mp ANTM documentary 🤝🏼

Should I apply to be on Traitors?

Caviar + Gelato 🤌🏻