At a group function except I have to step outside every 20 minutes because my body is a furnace

This is only for the people who motivated me

At the gym someone come motivate me!

Good morning you silly geese!

How many times will I say “gobble me, swallow me” today?

I had bloodwork done today and I don’t want to brag but I was VERY brave about it

It’s 4:15 and it’s already getting dark!!! That’s fine!!! It’s fine!! I’m fine!!!

I am both dumber and smarter than you think, never estimate me

Today is push day at the gym and I have a haircut afterwards. Going to be riding high my dudes!

I’m sorry I forgot to flirt I got stuck being a corporate girlie all day

To the man snoring in the sauna, I envy your peace

Alright who wants to flirt with me today with no actual expectation of something happening?

Just watched the live action How to Train Your Dragon and although I didn’t think it was really necessary to make in the first place, it was overall enjoyable and true to the original

So excited for stuffing this week

I’m going to be randomly singing “For Good” for a few days now I just know it

Screaming, crying, AND throwing up because I managed to get Olivia Dean tickets!!!!

To clarify, the capacity of the venue is 14,000

I hate it here

Grey sweatpants szn

Me headed to the gym today

Hearing the laugh at the beginning of MY HOUSE has the same effect as saying “walk” to a dog

Went to a concert last night where they came out and say “thank y’all for coming out tonight, we are gonna play a fuck ton of songs so I’m going to stop talking now” then proceeded to rip through 26 songs. Absolutely loved it

I feel hyper aware of my hands while at a concert. What do I do what my hands???

Trying so hard to look approachable so maybe the hot guy at the gym will say hi to me

Meeting attire

Okay I’ve voiced my critical thoughts, back to the himbo persona

The Wicked Witch of Kentucky is about to be required to pay fines and damages which, I’m sure, will be covered by a conservative gofundme. All of a sudden they will support the concept of spreading the burden of one to the many.

It’s great, but also being happy about the Supreme Court rejecting the case is like waking up and thinking “I’m happy I didn’t get robbed list night.” Like yes, it’s good, but it shouldn’t even be something we have to be thankful for!

To the people around me at the gym: sorry for moaning like that while using the massage gun, it just felt really good on my back

Instagrams update changing swiping right now going to reels instead of your DMs is just another injustice to happen in 2025

Good morning boys and girls!

It’s only 6 pm and I am ready to wind down for bed. Count your mf days daylight savings time

I have two wolves inside me: one that wants to dress cute and one that can’t stop wearing athleisure.

Maybe unpopular opinion, but I prefer an active gym over an empty gym. There’s an energy to an active gym that pushes me further!

Important to know it was only like 10 pm

Fall weather: 😍😍😍 5pm sunset: 😭😭😭

I finished the series last night and cried 3 times?!? Unheard of for me but boy did it get me

Good morning! Don’t forget to drop it like a thottie, drop it like a thottie today!

I wonder if my friends are tired of me talking about Olivia Dean yet

I did it

Tryna PR on dumbbell bench today, watch this space (concern)!

Gym friends! Internal debate I want feedback on. Current program has 2 weeks sets/reps @ 3x12 and then 2 weeks @ 4x12. Goal is muscle gain with progressive overload. Week 3/4 do you: 1) Stay at same weight per set 2) Go up in weight per set 3) Go down in weight per set to match total volume?

Sorry I looked so c*nty when walking down the street, I was listening to ALIEN SUPERSTAR

Every time I trim my chest hair I hear half yall in my head saying “Nooo don’t trim it we love the fur”

Rise and shine it’s time for breakfast!

Had an amazing workout and got to do brunch with friends. Now I simply cannot wait to go to sleep tonight

HYB

Good morning hotties! Headed to the gym and energy is HIGH!

Y’all I know I need to slow down on sending my friends memes about making out but I simply can’t!

Doing my annual re-watch of Hill House and I forgot how tragically sad Nells story actually is. She deserved more!