Lost all motivation for work, who wanna flirt?

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I’m watching twilight and it’s so incredibly bad

Went to the gym when I didn’t want to and I was rewarded by seeing many hot men I’ve not seen here before

*At the pool with Adam in speedos* Random child: “why are you in underwear?” Me: “because I like them! Child: “okay!” Child’s friend: “I like them!”

PTK and I working out together is just us saying “that was really heavy 🥴” and then doing it again

Paul wouldn’t stop CRYING

Someone help my nipples are chaffing at the gym

It’s leg day who wants to have a competition of who has the biggest ass?

Good morning, can I please borrow someone’s energy?

There are two wolves inside each of us and they’re both gay

When I am sitting next to him at a movie and hear him giggle and grunt throughout I just know there’s an essay cooking in his head

Grabbing chipotle with the boys after the gym, anyone wanna join?

Will never relate to people who say “I can’t complain”

Another date with gym

Googles “how to detach my body image from my identity”

I just told my husband to rewind the movie to which he said “it’s not called rewind anymore, it’s seek back or scrub”…. Anyways, I will never stop saying rewind

Sat by the pool and yapped 😍

Be right back I need to go cry

Good morning to those who celebrate

Saw this for the first time tonight and I giggled the whole time

Sorry I haven’t been posting lately I simply have not had thoughts

Conference core

The fundamental truth: a baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption to pay attention to cadence of a bunch of gay guys yap.

Do drag queens wear ear plugs because I worry about their hearing

So sweaty on this plane I had to take my shirt off in the bathroom to cool off

Hump day or something like that

More and more I find the main question I ask when someone asks to hang out is “will it be loud?”

Having to take a TUMS before meeting a friend for drinks because my acid reflux is flaring up really keeps me humble

Was going to skip the gym today but I came anyways and unfortunately it’s a great workout

Think pink!

Thinking about tennis

I like to be subtle by sending this song to my friends

@ptklein.com and I are accidentally going in a date

Gm Gm who wants to come hang out at my pool today?

I provided him lunch and a pool and he didn’t even ask to take a picture with me

Every time I watch an older movie it’s like @ptklein.com is in the room

Watching my Chicago bloomfies talk about Memorial Day beach day

Kiss a homie today

Finally defeated the great evil (did three loads of laundry)

My body needs to be immobile for at least 48 hours

The hot guy at the gym is flirting with some woman instead of me so now I’m mad

Very excited to go photosynthesize today

Feeling big today boys, watch out

He’s just trying to get yall to say yes to me going to chipotle, don’t be fooled my his manipulation

Chat should I get chipotle?

Great day, saw both my beer guys and both my husbands 🍻⚾️😍

Two little hams

This is really the theme song of Jeepers Creepers if you think about it

My gym partner keeps leaving me, who wants to do legs wit the me?