Watching for the first time

I wanna be cute and sexy in briefs but my thighs just rub together too much I don’t know how yall do it

Good morning hello my spring chickens

Good morning boys!! Let’s go around the table and say one thing we are excited for today.

We are back babyyyyy

If my excel gets to crash out I should get to crash out

I am sorry if this is controversial but don’t tell me you want to do brunch but then ask for noon. That is just lunch.

RIP

The pollen this year is kicking my ass

I love my 30s! That being said, the phrase “oh shit I forgot to take my Prilosec and Zyrtec” is an unfortunate side effect of your 30s

Almost recycled an Instagram close friends post here. Can’t cross-contaminate like that

Anyone have some spare motivation for this pull day?

Sorry if I was flirting in the DMs (no I’m not) the espresso martinis were good

I only got one nude today, isn’t that crazy?

happy birthday to my sweet @shane.wlm.sn!! i’m eternally grateful for my yapping and giggling companion ❤️

It’s my birthday, what did y’all get me?

Was going to skip the gym and then saw a hot guy on Instagram and now I’m on my third movement of push day

Sorry for not posting and interacting, I am being tortured (working in corporate America)

WFH vs office attire

Good morning to everyone who has ever had a nice thought about me, you deserve a good day

It was a sporty day

“It’s so nice out!” I say as my eyes are watering and my nose is running

Hello weekend

Finding out Pam Bondi got fired via a copy pasta is true gay culture

First gym day in over a week. Will share post gym pics if this goes well. Or I’ll be sad. Who knows!

It’s good to be me

Did you go to the movies this week?

If there’s one thing I hope you all take away from my internet presence, it’s that you can be both smart AND dumb!

Dreaming about her

good morning i’m making coffee who wants one?

Uh-oh, I’ve entered into the “I love my friends so much” phase of the night

We are feelin good today boys!

Good morning boys, what are we manifesting this week?

Happy Sunday funday boys

What song do yall put on when you’re trying to get in a good mood?

This weather just makes me a different person

Sometimes when I’m losing steam at the gym I come on here to see hot guys to reignite my drive

The high today is 74, I’m aroused

Eczema baddies, what lotion do you feel helps the most?

I get to play tennis outside today and I feel ALIVE

I wish I could stop following men simply because they are hot but I simply cannot

In search of some athletic fit work pants

In my rush to get out the door to the gym I forgot deodorant 🐽

Went to war this morning (did leg day) and barely made it out

It’s gay guy music video night, what video do you put on?

I was bullied today

You’ll find various versions at this same spot if you scroll far enough on my page

Me not responding to my friends texts: I’m busy, overwhelmed, drowning with work Friends not answering my texts immediately: They hate me :(

I keep sending my friends various videos saying I miss them so now my algorithm is only content of yearning for friends

Acid reflux is really cool because everyone around me at the airport thinks I’m sick but really it’s just my stomach acid torturing for me making it do its job!!