Hey so I'm really proud of this.

Guys do you think Zohran has watched Heated Rivalry yet?

Ilya is canonically uncut, right?

Ilya is canonically uncut, right?

This is the new bar! If my man doesn’t look at me like this, it’s over

Proud new owner of a Nook, as of yesterday. See me becoming a READER in 2026. (I really just wanted an easy way to get through the rest of the Game Changer books so I can finish The Long Game before S2 starts.)

I can't participate in the biceps photo prompt...it would just look like that one pic of SpongeBob flexing.

In this house, the decorations go up November 1 and come down December 26 or 27.

It's SO GOOD to get back to my home after a trip. I love this feeling. I'm so grateful to have somewhere that feels like this for me.

Thinking about gay stuff

Really need to watch that finale again today, don't I?

Literally no better feeling than getting back home after three days putting up with my family and immediately laying down on the couch for a quiet nap.

Holed up in a hotel in Nashville because I'm too old to do this drive in one go anymore.

Pole on main when I hit 5K. Why not.

Individual restrooms should not be gendered Individual restrooms should not be gendered Individual restrooms should not be gendered

I want to go to here.

I'm glad we're all collectively spiraling today from that finale.

I need to watch the cottage episode again ASAP.

Still thinking about "She would have loved you like I love you." #heatedrivalry

I LOVE GAY LOVE SO MUCH. Wish I could have it someday.

I'm going to be watching those closing credits ON REPEAT. #HEATEDRIVALRY

"Is that where you get your boring from?" Another classic Ilya burn.

6 minutes until we get to the cottage y'all.

I'm rewatching episode 5 (to feel something) and omg Hudson's subtleties in the scene at dinner with Rose....he is such a good actor.

How are y'all spending your Christmas evening?

Took a day off from the food log but the calorie deficit returns TOMORROW. Here we come, sub-20% body fat. Who thinks I can do it!?

I wish my family liked doing things. Other than sitting and watching TV for hours.

Giving away my alt for Christmas. Bloomfies DM me.

Giving away my alt for Christmas. Bloomfies DM me.

God it's only 9:46 AM.

Gays on the way to the cottage today

I'm sure today will be a day that makes me wish I drank.

My mom's screen time is so high she's basically an iPad kid.

Every 2026 Democrat should have "We're going to shut down the AI Data Centers that make the billionaires richer while raising your power bills" as a part of their platform

Who's posting pole tonight? It is Christmas, after all.

Anyone else hiding away in their hotel room because they had to take a break from their family with whom they have absolutely nothing in common?

JUST IN: CBS’s Kennedy Center Honors just hit an all-time ratings low. Preliminary Nielsen data shows only ~2.65M viewers tuned in to the Trump-hosted show, down from 4.1M in 2024. A stunning 35% year-over-year collapse.

Dear Connor Storrie please don't get veneers now that you're a superstar.

How are some of you gay and still don't know how to wrap gifts?

If there's an airport nearby, I WILL be running around it. Especially my hometown airport.

can't believe I learned about this from Pop Crave

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

I know I'm annoying af and nobody even looks at my posts on here but FUCK I'm lonely and depressed.

I feel like I should change all of my app bios to something like "Just a Kip looking for my Scott" or something stupid like that.

I'm convinced that Connor Storrie is my Scott Hunter. I just need to serve him a smoothie or something.

I'm going to hold myself over until episode 6 comes out by listening to most or all of Game Changer tomorrow on my drive to Illinois.

these are the kind of numbers that, *at the end of a president's term*, herald a total wipeout for his party in the next election. we are in december of year one.