John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt ๐
@ahumblehenchman.bsky.social
๐ค 2018
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Striving to be all titty and maybe a little litty LA ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Ok, popped off with this one Susan
12 months ago
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Hit Gold TFT set 16 ๐ฅฐ letโs see if I canโt get any higher than that
about 4 hours ago
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Apparently they are still interviewing candidates, trying not to let that bother me so much
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about 7 hours ago
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Fortnite Trade
about 19 hours ago
Bees:
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I remember hopper being a good dad. This man literally just LIED to 11 saying her mom died then went right back to reading a book
about 19 hours ago
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You call me they, but Iโm still daddyโs girl
1 day ago
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Accidentally meal prepped too much and now I will be eating nothing but this for 3 days
3 days ago
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The way the stranger things aesthetic makes me want to go play Control again
3 days ago
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I WILL hear back from my interview today ๐ค
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3 days ago
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PAUSE: toe beans
4 days ago
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Canโt look at David harbor without thinking about the pussy palace
4 days ago
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Gonna watch it from the beginning and then never watch it again ๐ซก
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4 days ago
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Do I start stranger things tonight
4 days ago
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Heard it was thirsty Thursday and Iโm THIRSTY
4 days ago
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4 days ago
I would love to not think about or hear any mention of AI for just one day ๐ซฉ like please shut uppppp
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Experiencing levels of horniness and desperation for a man I thought not possible ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฎโ๐จ
4 days ago
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I WILL hear back from my interview today ๐ค
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4 days ago
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๐AleHo Ho Ho ๐ ๐ฝ
4 days ago
Just waiting for the second cup of coffee to kick in ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
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Oh hello hotties ๐ฅฐ a very good morning to yall
4 days ago
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Still getting in my 100 pushups even if itโs late ๐ค making my chest/back bigger to make my waist sluttier
5 days ago
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Still getting in my 100 pushups even if itโs late ๐ค making my chest/back bigger to make my waist sluttier
5 days ago
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New TFT season!! Letโs duo ๐ฅฐ
5 days ago
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Watched Arcane finale with my roomies. Yes I ugly cried again
5 days ago
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Ego Death at a Bachelor party has been on REPEAT this week
5 days ago
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Evan
5 days ago
Men donโt have a listening age because men donโt listen
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I WILL hear back from my interview today ๐ค
5 days ago
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He let me down
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6 days ago
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Sometimes I wish I got the Fortnite brain rot instead of league cause yall seem to have more fun
6 days ago
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Did someone say something?
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6 days ago
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๐ for hottie ๐คญ
6 days ago
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6 days ago
okay fine :/
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Show me your titties
6 days ago
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Saw 100 nights of Hero at an early screening and it was super cute! Not really sure why Charli was there, but love her
7 days ago
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Really need to start hitting the gym again
7 days ago
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All I want for Christmas is a job where I can sustain myself again ๐
7 days ago
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adrian.
7 days ago
hate mondays. love cum.
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In honor of surviving Black Friday, here is me taking photos drunk after returning home post-8 hour shift + clubbing
8 days ago
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Good morning hottiesss. I really need to cut the alcohol officially now, I ALWAYS regret it in the morning
9 days ago
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I may be a little tipsy but Iโm still getting 100 pushups in to compete with yall hotties ๐ค
9 days ago
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Good morning to my fellow retailers, weโve got this and today will be a good day with little crazy blowouts! ๐ซถ stay strong
10 days ago
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Bodega Cats
11 days ago
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Realllllly want to just say fuck it and show it all off ๐คญ
11 days ago
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Feeling FLIRTY and SLUTTY ๐ค
11 days ago
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Oomfie has me ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คค๐
11 days ago
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Excited for this space to get a little sluttier throughout the day ๐คญ
11 days ago
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Made it! So very thankful for yall and LA and everyone who has seen me grow ๐ซถ๐ซถ excited to see how yall continue to succeed ๐๐
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11 days ago
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Spent a little longer than I meant to at my friends, will I still make up up at 5 am to do the hike I wanted? Stay tuned
12 days ago
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GoodboyJC
13 days ago
Another night sleeping with no daddy in me ugh ๐ฉ sad boiii life
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Venom keeps flipping between interesting alien world building and bit city
13 days ago
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I was so hungry I immediately passed out after eating and now my whole afternoon of productivity has been ruined ๐ง
13 days ago
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Sooooo was no one gonna mention Miss Rosalรญa beat Taylor Swifts record for most streams in a week? ๐
13 days ago
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