arms feel insane today 😁

bestie telling me they're ooo (out of office) till the end of the month

Full permission to repost what I post because I literally posted it to be seen. Not a content creator. Not a sex worker. Just a 🥷 that’s a bit of a ham. 🤷🏽‍♂️

POV : U goon everyday

gooner pride flag: 🧱

It's June 1st. The month where queer disabled people have to fight to be seen, while everyone else around us screams "Love is Love". If you loved me so much where is ramp, elevator, attendant, or mask?

wrapped up work wyd

If you see this, QTP with a sword 🗡️

stonehenge was fighting for gay rights and people were killed

GOODBYE AND THANK YOU AAPI HERITAGE MONTH 2026

i am my father's sun 🧎🏻‍♂‍➡✝️

gaysian solstice weekend when we observe the arrival of slaysian's comet lfg

omg omg omg @scruffybator.bsky.social is reposting my bate 🤩😵‍💫 thanks dad, what an honor to be publicly perceived by you 🙈

oh boy 😳 SATURBATE 💦 is tomorrow ☝️ i wonder 🤔 where you 🫵 can find 👀 the RAW 🫦🍌 UNCUT 🚫✂️ 17 minute ⏱️ "bate with bro" 💪 footage 📼 of me BUSTING 😫 a fat 🍆 greasy 🧈 ️brain-fried 😵‍💫 NUT 🌰 before snapping 📸 this pic 😙 anyway please welcome to the stage Lincoln Bio

hey stud

cozy

walked by a pair of proselytizing mormons on a mission computer play yes goddd by slayyyter

“This meeting could’ve been a goon sesh 🙄”

tbh debbie your email found me gooning

and with a pair of booty shorts, a mild cold, a strep throat, a cropped tank, and a sinus infection, they crawled out of IML

if im giddy af today its cuz my twin, number one bro, and boy of my dreams texted me as soon as he woke up from a sex dream about us. the way i satisfy him in my sleep and thousands of miles away, i feel so fulfilled 😵‍💫😍🥴

this tanline gonna be 🔥🔥🔥

so a gaymer, plant daddy, alt twink, drag bear, and jock bro walk into IML

i can't believe we got charli xcx doing rock before beyonce

gooniversity chicago was littt 🔥🔥🔥

nothing tests me more like waiting in line like a good boy

which bloomfs are in chicago rn 👀

OUTSTANDING. congrats on grand opening @chicagoeagle.bsky.social. im so proud you're home

not 1, not 2, but SIX GOON SESSIONS UPLOADED TO JFF. HAPPY IML WEEKEND BROS 🐽 I'm gonna host footage off all my best seshes there so goon with meeee justfor.fans/maxgoldensun

teaser with plot? i hardly know 'er with plot

what if i drop the full 10ish min vid this weekend 👀

juuust found out bloomf and i hooked up nearly a decade ago when i was on a business trip and the way we both turned into hot gooner bros is the fucking best i love getting older as gay 🤜🤛

the gay urge to be bro's porn

i'm in the ensemble/hot boi dancer for a drag musical this summer, and we just wrapped the first rehearsal. it's so stupid, stay tuned 👀

im curious if i'm reaching bots or real people and i need a sample size so if this gets 100 likes by eod, i'll drop the uncropped 😉

✅ rainy day quickie

i know this discourse is tired af especially during aapi heritage month, so why tf was i at the bahn mi restaurant and still overhearing people at the next order kiosk calling the food "weird"

it's a sunny 80°F and i got two chicago beach birthday appearances to make and neither of them are the beaches with sand 😭

manifesting the doechii x slayyyter collab to kick off economic collapse summer

so we were midgoon and bro called me husband

let's name them Chicago Eagle and Eagle Chicago

... ... ... ... ... ... ... CRANK IT

i need to clean but i made a mess instead

rip austin zane you would've loved sniffies and wor$t girl in america

bronder (noun): the feeling bro has on realizing that every other bro he sees has a life as full and real as bro's own, in which they are the central bros and others, including oneself, have secondary or insignificant broles

oh so no gay wants to talk about how chris smalls had the boldest looks and the cuntiest aura at the met gala? heard

that one bougie fundraiser for the arts that eagerly welcomed one of the wealthiest men in history who financed the administration that cut both taxing billionaires and funding for the arts in the first place

may the fourth be with you empire committed genocide free palestine

booked as a dancer in a drag musical stay tuned 🤫

Some of y’all really see the most basic white boy in a photo knowing nothing about him and proudly announcing your willingness to be jailed for him smh