How y’all Sunday going? Mine:

Show me your lock screen 9/10, it’s Beyoncé on my screen.

If I’m killed in the streets, please do not call for peace. Burn it all down. All. Of. It. I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.

“The most elaborate and sweet dessert.” 😌🙂‍↕️ #COSTAR

Unfortunately, I can’t recall any scenes with any of these ninjas so….might get a lil dry on the porn scene for me.

Sister Brown will lead us into Praise & Worship this morning church. Amen 🙌🏼

Sunrise, 10.4.21, my 40th birthday. 📍Jacksonville Beach, Florida

Post 4 pics from your favorites folder ✨

Me bracing myself for this fall into this Publix shelf so I can try to get a lawsuit. #RPDR

Amazon decided to make a documentary on a former Slovenian prostitute and now they’re realizing the flop that it was from Day One. No one gives af about a mail order whore that married for citizenship.

Steve Harvey: Name a mammal that lives in the water? 👩🏾‍🦱: A shark 🤦🏽‍♂️ The evidence of the failed American educational system

Bald asf and lovin’ it!

🍆🍑 Available to sample 😈

🥨 Pretzel

I’m up. He 🆙 😮‍💨

I love seeing yt folks getting put in their place. She fucked around and found out that day. Would’ve sprayed and smacked her dumb ass too.

I just watched the opening scene 😳

Why was folks doing this? I remember asking this guy I hooked up with if he was washing his rock collection one day. I was so confused and so was he.

It’s a few Skiggas on here that I can tell really fw me. I see y’all and when I say I appreciate it, that’s 💯

Don’t care about crashing out. I already called my mama. My Mama:

Him: What’s your Love Language? Me: Acts of Violence!

Country & Thick 🙂‍↕️

You at 22…🙂 The only pic of me that exists in my phone at this age. Such a dark period of my life. I kept this picture because it truly does convey everything.

Dad Bod 🙂‍↕️

Who tf is running this page because this woman ain’t no damn Tweet 😭

Surprise, surprise! It is me who has cast the spell. 🪄

There’s enough room for you to grab it with both hands and still put your lips around it 🙂‍↕️

Heard you were looking for humps today? 😏

I will show up to church when they get a smoking section so I can truly enjoy the performance 🎭

Wendy’s nuggets > McDonald’s nuggets

🙋🏽‍♂️ Do me

Today’s Mood

The lady with the tig ol bitties that’s been wanting to come over is also a licensed massage therapist. 💆🏽 A massage with a happy ending? Well, yes. 🙂‍↕️ I see my 🍆 between two big breastsess in my future. 🔮

Resisting the homosexual urge to stick my penis in another man’s butt. 🫠

Jackie Christie is indeed a villain 😂😭 #HouseOfVillians

Ready to go ✌🏼

“If it isn’t love…” It sho tf isn’t. Now get tf on!

Baaaabay, I introduced melatonin to my body this last week and the way I been knocked tf out afterwards has been amazing. 😴

Play “Partycrasher” into “Take Me Dancing”, use that Apple AutoMix 🤌🏼

“Aiko” When I say glued to me, I mean glued to me. She is obsessed with her daddy 🥰 #AmericanPitbullTerrier #PittiesOfBluesky

A hot cup of lemon ginger tea ☕️ and a spliff starts the day off properly.

Happy MLK Day! Black History Month up next. ✊🏼

Y’all watching the Fear Factor reboot? I like that they’re living in a house together while on the show now. #FearFactor #HouseOfFear

Oh, this movie Bone Lake is insane

Deleted the messages. Wish I knew how to delete that hopeful feeling that another message will come though.

That bald and bearded combo with a lil belly on the side for the win 😌

🪵 Wood mawnin’

It’s overdue 😏

It’s just about that time. 🏁 #RPDR

Sometimes, not always 😉