watching heated rivalry, tears streaming down my face, dick in my hand

neeeeed to work in a sauna into my routine because my body looked so good without that water weight 😮‍💨

not interacting socially with anyone today has surely been great for my mental health

a 2 parter

my tepid take about suburban rail stations is that some of them can and should just be car depositories

jewelry pic!

obviously getting rejected here but its so funny i have to share it

happy friday oomfies

thinking about my family a lot more because of the holidays surely has nothing to do with my ptsd symptoms flaring up… right?

v taper incoming!

Heated Rivalry is just yaoi, right?

do we think disiniblud is making my top artists of the year

okay fine :/

if you think i wouldn’t post these with some sappy caption about bodily insecurities you’re wrong

the local yoga studio gave me a free week of classes and the way my movement feels so much more fluid and easy after some hot yoga classes…

why the hell not (ama) ngl.link/xnntropy

let’s start at over 30 selfie trend 😁 (not sharing my actual age)

thankful for the thanksgiving bulk

this is one of the hottest pics i’ve ever taken

worst person you know has started taking photos after their barry’s class

lazy morning :)

ate in my tgiving dinner fit

Oomfie has me 😮‍💨😵‍💫🤤😈

idc if these don’t lineup you get the idea

trying to postpone/cancel our housewarming bc we can’t be bothered but also not trying to accidentally signal that mine and my partner’s relationship is frayed (it’s not) is such a balancing act!

h word unfortunately

listened to MUNA on my way to work and now i have to meet deliverables with a pit in my stomach :(

the girls say good morning

Kshama Sawant having a Very Normal One on Twitter is like the epitome of leftist American politics

who says romance is dead 😍

what level of brain rot is it that my response to people calling me hot is thinking they’re just being polite

Van Goth is giving Sharon Needles alt/Red Scare listener (derogatory)

its been a while

Charli XCX and Zohran Mamdani having a shared Gujarati Ugandan heritage is so specific and so funny to me

found out today that alot of direct reports describe me as someone who “feels unapproachable” but then is “very fun to work with” which feels like professional speak for “cool esoteric baddie with a heart of gold”

kind of a bummer that gentrifying cheese pushed out a latinx owned restaurant in one of the most rapidly-changing parts of the city

huge day for annoying people

whats the point of a day off when i spend it working

Petition to rename Federal Way stop to Federal Way Strip Mall Complex

when you think about its so camp that i’m a fake bisexual but like from the homo side

remembering and feeling sad about everything i was made to internalize about my body and existence so here are hot pics that directly counter that :)

when you think about its so camp that i’m a fake bisexual but like from the homo side

twinkfishing this morning

not going to pretend i’m too good for these

do we prefer overhead or ambient lighting

took a lyft to my barry’s class because of the rain :/ who have i become ://

bad tattoos on leather tanned skin jesus christ on a plastic sign

was wondering why i looked more snatched without changing anything and realized i just cycled off creatine lol