Lindsey graham is gonna miss the love island finale tonight 🥺

I think we should do one senator a week and then the big holiday special at the end of the year will be trump

Woke up to morning wood and news that Lindsey died. Maybe I do like this little life

And more importantly, Rebecca black is coming

Need to get railed #fcf

Best part about s*iffies is the ability to be nosy and see who’s going to the upcoming neighborhood cumdump

I only have two modes: horny or anxious

Gonna start going to the gym and eating again so I can become the compact muscle bottom that I know I am deep down

Madonna casually dropping the greatest song of all time in her 15th album is such a gag

Getting topped by a girl would lowkey fix me

Madonna finally giving Gaga the respect she deserves on dancenteria yuppp

Confessions II is what I thought Susan Boyle was gonna serve

Need to smoke some weed about this

My two best guys on the roster both got into (closed?) relationships recently so I guess I’ll just kms

Heat’s making me crazy so here’s my dick #fcf

I haven’t been to the gym in so long and unfortunately I think it shows so I need someone to scream at me to start going again

Me is February, April, May, and maybe this upcoming July:

As pride month comes to an end, I’m considering being celibate again for July. Like if I should do it. Like if I shouldn’t do it.

So sorry for all the horny posts lately but literally all I can think about rn is the pounding I got yesterday like that dick corrupt me omg 😭

Just got bred to start off pride weekend!!!

Lowkey flopped so pride is cancelled

I hope they never stop making gay sex it’s too good

How you dl with Madonna tags in your Grindr profile?

Every time I look at an attractive man I just think about the person that’s probably crashing out over him rn

You have the first guy destroy your hole and then the second guy kiss it and make it better write this down

Welp, I’m back on Grindr, I’m nosey

Tempted to text my tops happy Father’s Day

Need to get fingered on a dance floor again soon

rock hard rn who want me

Waitttt you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love might be the best album ever made I’m just realizing

My ex situationship texting me in the middle of listening to Olivia Rodrigo’s new album for the first time was a harrowing experience

The celibate to pass around community hole cum dump bottom pipeline is real

Went to church and met god for the first time last night

never make a man’s dreams come true for free

Fave top wants to pimp me out to his hung friend. Should I let him?

Flirting with boys lowkey the best antidepressant

Yall remember the dubai chocolate labubu craze? That shit was so fucking stupid we deserve to get hit by an asteroid

Kinda don’t know what to do with my life anymore

That time of the year when I’m just hard all day cause the weather’s nice

So there’s this demon tw*nk that really wants to be my friend but he kinda scares me what do I do?

How you dl and addicted to poppers?

Gay guys be like come to this pride event! and it’s just an orgy

Last night was such a weird night but someone told me I’m “pretty from all angles” so I guess we’re still up

It’s been over two months since I last got pregnant and I’m missing this

Every time I smack a butt I always do both cheeks cause I have ocd and need to be even

Imagine having to excuse yourself to poop on love island

Said I was gonna stop showing peen on here but I look good asf like I would fuck me

Like right now this heat has my bush musky but still not musty cause I’m a clean person. #knowthedifference

Me and my husband are about to have nasty public makeup sex on the skyline for everyone to watch

Lowkey need a new trade for the summer