Drunk asf and you know what…I wanna fuck

Anyways I can’t wait to get so fucked up tonight 😊

@tygerbalm.bsky.social says doing Tina makes you cool and hot btw

You ever just look at a hole pic and think this one probably tastes kinda bad

At a point where I wanna get high everyday but then I’d run out of money so I think I need a man to buy me weed

Knowing that some of my fave oomfs are active/more active on twitter makes me feel like all my friends went to a party and didn’t invite me

Just went to the gym for the first time in three weeks everyone cheer!

Ummm gentle reminder that my body is sanctuary and my blood is pure

Me being hot funny and talented is gonna be the tea of 2026 watch this space

I kinda ate this ngl

The concept of a wet pussy being called a juice box

Vodka, boobs, butt

While we’re here, send me some nasty shit that I can read later when I’m bored 🤓 ngl.link/dwreck2

Just took the hairiest bushiest nude but I’m not gonna post cause I feel like it’ll flop so what’s even the point if I’m not getting attention

Me if I were British: I’m gonna wank you till you spunk

Butt from a fag>>>

We’re so back btw

Nvm I’m in nyc rn

Straight men listening to house music gives me the ick

You think Shane ever painted Ilya?

Kinda wanna throw my cellular device in the water

The snow might keep me here an extra day

You think Shane and Ilya like the same pop divas?

I just wanna hold Shane my sweet baby 😭

Bluesky: the home of gays who don’t wanna be home for Christmas

I just like watching basketball to see the little trade run back and forth mmhmm

The pen in question btw. Merry Christmas everyone 🙂

In my childhood bedroom and I just found the pen I used to shove up my ass when I was a teenager 😍

Why was no one gonna tell me ninajirachi is tea asf

WEED MAKES YOU A TOP

Mind you crank by slayyyter is the greatest song of all time

If you fell for this and went to go check, you’re a f@gg0t.

OMG LADY GAGA SURPRISE DROP

Sometimes I wish I could time travel back to high school English class and write an essay with my current big boy brain and completely gag the girls

Edible just hit ama

Nvm mission accomplished

Nvm he cancelled

Good chance I get bred tomorrow watch this space!

Oh no he might be leaving nyc for good so I have to shoot my shot on Grindr now before it’s too late 😓

Thinking bout the time a guy spilled poppers on my face and it got in my mouth and I nearly passed out 💋

Growing up, were you a food network gay or a hgtv gay?

Heated rivalry…oh my little gay heart can’t take this

What the hell sure poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

Anytime a cute boy is on my fyp, best believe oomf will have the top comment

Wait lowkey this year sucked lmao

Half the people here being inactive currently 💀

Not a day goes by that I don’t hum the final chorus of Zombieboy by lady Gaga pic unrelated

it’s called a dump truck because you’re supposed to put a load in it.

I haven’t been to the gym in almost 2 weeks