Maturing is realizing brat is the modern day sgt peppers when you think about it

How much protein, calories, and fiber is in boy butt? Trying to find a meal alternative.

Eating

Maybe I’ll just say everything I hate today

I lowkey hate dating

Hunny I’m getting blocked left and right bc of this

I wish my legs were thicker. It seems fun to have thick thighs.

Me to people who can’t bottom cause that shit rules:

One thing a swiftie is gonna do is be the villain

You know that feeling when you feel kinda sick cause you haven’t eaten anything but you don’t want to eat cause now you feel sick? Yeah yeah me too.

This app isn’t “dead” you just have a social media addiction

Sometimes a night out with the girls is all a fag needs

Just realized I never explained why I randomly decide to be celibate so everyone just thinks I’m weird but that’s ok

A week in Brazil would fix me

What if 2026 is actually 2016’s evil twin

We teach dwercks that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that oomfies are Dwerckist: a person who believes in the social, political and economic equality of the dwerckies

Worst girl in America was literally made for me cause like right that’s how I’m feeling now like me and slayyyter would have a kiiii

Every time I say I’m gonna be celibate everyone calls me weird and then when I break the celibacy early everyone calls me a whore WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME

Tbh a month long break from sex weed and social media while committing to the gym again would probably fix me

He wanna fuck dwreck Richard we should link latereck

I’d let ozzy from survivor breed me no shade

Anon oomf just showed me his face and big meaty uncut dih

He called me king does that mean he hates me?

I did NOT post then delete hairy hole today

Heated rivalry got so big that I’m scared season 2 won’t be as good

I’m like if a gay guy was chill asf

Why do so many gay guys have adhd like have you ever considered just being chill?

Just made the connection that the old guy with the big tits everyone’s been posting is Kristi Noems husband

Love how chim just left again as soon as he came back

Had a couple shots of tequila so I guess I’m gay now

This whole protein propaganda is just the us govts mission to “beef up the military” lowkey like

I changed my pfp and now everyone is doing the same…my influence is undeniable

Actually I’m gonna take April off

Nvm

Think I’m gonna be celibate again

Just had to cancel on my top. Who wants to give me a gun?

Changed my pfp and now I’m a flop

Walking around in 70 degrees and sunny weather with Dunkin’s in my hand, thc in my system, and slayyyter in my ears. Is this what the kids call dopaminemaxxing?

He’s rolling cigarettes up and I’m rolling off his molly likeeeee

And you know it’s the little things in life that matter the most

I fear I’m putting a straight man on to slayyyter

Yall mind if a gay boy changes his pfp real quick?

You mention male genitalia and everyone comes running with likes

I really don’t think you guys understand that slayyyter just gave us a new gay guy sacred text like listen to the words she speaks

I think I wanna suck a lot of dick this summer

Sorry if I depression post today this was lowkey me last night

It’s like everyone wants to go on a date but no one wants to actually have fun

Need to go to work and contemplate the greater negative impact social media has on all of us. Might move to the forest.

Life could be worse…I could have a kid