I won this Glinda doll in a crane machine yesterday and gave it to Luna as a toy and she’s using it as a pillow to sleep with 😭❤️😭❤️😭

Wow. Two gays watching two equally cinematic masterpieces.

The amount of lore I have would shock you.

Told my man I wanted to go on drag race, this isn’t what I meant 🏁

SCREAMINGGGG 💀💀💀

This is very important to me personally

Been a roller coaster of a day so far: -Found money I didn’t know I had -Had a really stressful phone call -Had a really good phone call that might potentially lead to great opportunities

Photos from last weekend’s Buck 😎☀️

Happy international drag day, queens! 👑💋

I’m sorry but Jasmine Kennedie is so fucking unlikable this All Stars season. Like girl, shut tf up.

I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole of left wing podcasters debating hardcore MAGA trumpers, flat earthers and anti-evolutionists, and I just have to say this because a shocking amount of people don’t seem to know this. Humans ARE animals!

I need Joe Santagato badly 🥵

i can just picture the executive board room. a gruff businessman says, “But what is going to make this album stand out?” Troye leans his slender twink neck forward and simply says, “panties.” Everyone applauds. they hand him a big bag of money

My former employer is like that abusive asshole ex that tries to cause problems in your life long after y’all already broke up. But I am not the one.

I cannot image being an angry drunk. Like I’m literally so flirty and lovey when I’m drinking. 🥰

Ready to get my cunt-ry on at Buck today 🤠🌵 (cowboy boots not pictured)

Major lose for the arianators I fear 😭

This just reminded me tomorrow is 7/11 free slurpee day!

I have an interview next week with a design firm!

What type of trainer am I? There is a correct answer.

The answer is yes. Just on the ***

How much dick does a f*g lick quick if a quick f*g licks dick good?

Picking out what movie I should watch high tonight

Estitties actually did win the wildcard lottery on Drag Race but she told Ru *checks notes* “Fuck you, you nasty skank ass bitch. I’m going on Big Brother.”

I am SO tired of the forever ongoing nepo baby epidemic. But unfortunately Will Ferrell’s son makes really good music.

Just found out the owner of the coffee shop we walk to by our place was on this season of Love Island so now it’s super packed with fans of the show. 🫠

Yes slutty little shorts 👏🏻

When in doubt, just jerk it

Out of all the times I imagined how it feels to be an adult as a kid, I could’ve never imagined the ecstasy I’d feel opening a bottle of wine after a productive day.

Yes. I’m that annoying friend that can really sing at karaoke.

I just saw a TikTok where someone said the whole point of a bath mat is to get soaked as you stand on it while you dry off. Don’t piss me off.

Hiring manager: Any special skills? Me:

Skipped the 4th celebrations yesterday

Being gay means being a local celebrity back home.

As an interior designer it’s very hard for me not to call it that when I see one in a professional setting

I lost some of my memes when my phone was stolen so please drop some of y’all’s favs to help a f*g out. 🥲

Idk who this judge is on tonight drag race but he could turn me inside out and light me on fire and I would still say “thank you sir” 🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠

I used to play soccer and I don’t even care about the World Cup

You’re just seeing things

What do you mean it’s July???

7 rolls of wallpaper showed up at my door after I was already refunded for them. We love to see it.

What if the next time a job asks me “Why do you want to work here?” I just be honest and say “Well it’s either this or I kill myself sooo…”

Post a princess (two in one pic 👸🏼)

This is Love, Victor now??? 🥵

I fly to Reno tomorrow to stay in a cabin in the mountains for a week.

And yet can you believe I’m having a hard time finding a designer/firm to hire me? 🥲

June is ending and I haven’t been to one pool party this summer. This is a homosexual crime.

Now that I have your attention

Happy Father’s Day

Funny people can be hot, but hot people aren’t funny. Does that make sense?