How does someone lose a douche??

Hi, from your gay dads.

My tolerance to any kind of mind altering substance is so annoyingly high 😒

I started my own design business earlier this year and I actually have an increase of clients reaching out to hire me and it makes me feel good. 🥹

Hot take: Phones should absolutely, 100%, without a doubt, NOT be allowed in concert venues.

Gay thot or son daughter?

Timeless

Congrats to my NY oomfs 👏🏻

Who’s gonna be at PS pride this weekend?? 🏳️‍🌈

No nut November happening right after Locktober is a match made in heaven for sub bottoms.

Day 3 of going out in a row 🤪

I’m never doing our roommate’s drag makeup ever again 🥲

Good times were had 🎃

Charli, Olivia, and Sabrina walk into a bar…

Professor Snape after making that magical twink’s life miserable

I’ve been asked to do an AI video interview for a job. An AI video interview. We’re cooked. 🫠

Chat, is it gay to be unc?

Pregaming with a strawberry apricot Red Bull before the gym

Y’all summer is over, winter is coming, I have a new structured diet plan, and nothing but time…I’m about to go into hibernation and come out different.

Straights have learned the word chopped 💀

I have literally not taken any photos recently because ✨depression✨, so here’s some pics of hump days past.

How did you get the job you have now?

The constant urge to want to nuke my entire photos app and start over from scratch

Being stuck at an age right between millennial and gen z is a hell I would not wish on my worst enemy

I want ALL the fried food for this hangover today

Good 4 U 💋🔥

Halloween party starts at 8 tonight. But my costume requires me to start getting ready at 3.

My intuition about a person has never been wrong.

I CANNOT WAIT!!!! 😭😭🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Tbh I have no problem with my ex’s. Except one. He’s not forgiven. He can choke. 😇

My fav part of fall is when it starts getting a little colder outside and sleeping with the window open so you wake up to a cold room while laying in a warm bed. 🥰

I knew I shouldn’t have drank that nitro cold brew at 3pm.

Just tried on the halloween costume and I’m excited!! 🤭

Played a history trivia game and yikes. Don’t ask me anything about history. Idk when any wars were, who any president was at any time, or when the U.S even became a country. We all have our weaknesses. 🥴

Definitely re-entered my gaymer era. Patiently waiting for my gaming mouse to arrive today. ☺️

Severe thunderstorm watch in L.A

reskeet with your favorite halloween costume

A perfect album 🤩

Save me leftover thai food, save me

Hint for this year’s Halloween costume 🤭💜

How tf do people learn all these TikTok transitions??? I don’t get it but like I wanna do it 😩

RIP Diane Keaton 💔 And on National Coming Out Day too

I have not been carded at any bars or restaurants since I turned 29

Yes, and if I don’t put it in a spreadsheet I won’t keep track 🫠

when the edible hits

Sometimes do you ever just feel like a raccoon on a ferris wheel holding a corndog?

Went to my first drink n draw tonight. Not bad for a 10 min sketch and years out of practice. 😅

Everyone talking about the new Ed Gein series on Netflix. So fun fact, one of my first boyfriends lived in Plainfield and took me to the site of Ed’s grave and where the house once stood. Can confirm it was very creepy. 😶

Just saw an old fling got engaged to his partner of 10 years. We were hooking up 8 years ago and there was no mention of a partner.

Ms.Swift still did not cook for me unfortunately, but she was definitely stirring some noodles with Fate of Ophelia