As someone who didn’t grow up in church at all, it’s truly bone chilling that everyone just knows the words to these creepy ass chants and songs.

Nothing like a christmas in Palm Springs ☀️😎🌴

If your pornstar name is your first pet + the street you grew up on…then I’m Chewy Caroline 💀💀💀

Speaking of Xmas sluts…

Merry Xmas to the sluts in my phone 🎄😜

Update: having nails is fun 😛

Cannot believe in 2 weeks 2020 will be 6 years ago…wtf 🤯😫

Bought a set of cute nails to see if I like wearing them casually. Can’t wait to try lifting at the gym with them.

Xmas eve eve 😚

I’m going to be thinking about this for a very very long time 🥵😭😵‍💫

💀💀💀 I love her so much

Idk. I think gay porn on one of the TV’s in the gym would be pretty motivating content. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Oh this is going to be a HERSTORIC episode of SNL 👏🏻

So…the hunger games??

Weho is a different vibe on a random Wednesday night in December. (in a bad way)

I’m sorry. I had this thought while I was high at the gym today, and I had to get it out of my brain.

This photo brought to you by the letter B, for bulge.

Very sad news. Friends who knew him talked about how nice he was. Quite a few young gay men dying recently. 😔

One day you’re young and untouchable, the next you’re taking 6 pills a day for various things that weren’t even on your radar.

Inject it into my veins

Watching absolutely awful hallmark Christmas movies to get into the spirit, as god intended.

They’re praying for my downfall (had to get rid of one of my favorite pairs of pants)

Two family sized packs, right? RIGHT???

Forgot to mention I saw The Knocks x Dragonette x Aquaria last Wednesday and they were AMAZING!! 😍😭👏🏻

Was wondering why my therapist texted me asking how I was and that she just got back from Costa Rica. Then after I unloaded my mental health on her, remembered I have a friend with the same name…

I forgot how much I love city builder games. Been playing Manor Lords and Town to City and they are so fun! 🥰

It’s actually insane how much just going to the gym improves my mental health

Just remembered that as a child my favorite Christmas song was Christmas Shoes…and that explains a lot 💀

My straight best friend screams with discomfort any time she hears the word faggot, so obviously I love to keep saying it around her. 💀

What day is it? 🍑

When the customer service rep asks me “how are you doing today?”

This is going to ruin the tour

Idk y’all. Social media has just not been it lately. What happened to the fun interactions? Nobody wants to have fun anymore!

Quote this post with your best briefs pic (front and back 🤭)

coomers, and gooners, and baters, oh my!

Sugar and Spice broke up. Love doesn’t exist. 💔😭

It’s not the holidays yet until I’m watching cheesy af hallmark movies with an overworked business woman from the big city falls in love with a hot hot HOT man living in a town of 24 people.

I heard there’s going to be a wicked-cinematic universe

Being gay. What a niche existence.

We’re in an Applebees listening to early Ellie Goulding. What year am I in???

I LOVE scrolling tiktok after a holiday and seeing all the unhinged family drama from random strangers 🍿

Vodka Cranberry by Conan Gray is absolutely a Thanksgiving song

It’s giving thanks.

I need Robert Erwin to go down under 🥵

Slightly hairy chest. Post workout. That’s it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

My business is growing!! I now have design clients in L.A., Joshua Tree, and Palm Springs. 👏🏻🥰

For a millennial-gen z cusper, I am so technology illiterate. That’s why I don’t film tiktoks or reels. Because I truly feel old as fuck every time trying to figure it out.

Post your top 4 thirst traps of 2025 🙈🤭

Our roommate is gassing me up to become a twitch streamer because he thinks I’m funny and good at video games 🫣👀

I’m sorry but when it comes to absolutely serving, no one’s doing it like Karine on Traitors Canada 👏🏻