I am so tuned in to the updates on Punch the baby monkey 🥺❤️

Just a reminder: mental health is so very important and fragile.

$765 for a 1bd 1bath 🥲🔫

diva down today I fear, so I’m comforting myself with an edible and boneless wings

Got curious and peeped my dad’s Facebook to see what unhinged bullsh*t he’s been posting about recent current events. Big mistake. Huge. 🚮

Me every 10 mins: ZAHIIIRAH!!

It’s always “it looks heavy” and never “follow me on hevy”. Anyways, follow me on hevy. (FYI, I have no idea what I’m doing on here yet) hevy.com/user/sillyfr...

Valentine’s Day post a little too spicy for main so had to post it on the other account 👀❤️‍🔥

Happy valentines day to the boys in my phone 💘

Working out in jeans should be a punishable offense.

Wuthering heights, whimpering hole

Johnny and Tara trying to keep their friendship a secret while everyone in the castle already knows and talks about it will never not be hilarious

Guys, I got high and made gay evolution

About to watch Eternal Sunshine for the first time.

Me online Me in person

This is a Florida hate account btw

Just realized Friday is the 13th this week and now I’m desperately scrambling to find tattoo shops near me doing Friday the 13th deals

The mute button:

I’m convinced step families aren’t real and are just made up for p*rn

Lives were changed

Netflix: Are you still watching? Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.

Good morning ☀️

What do you mean you have a fermented shark egg allergy??

The gay experience:

Well this absolutely ruined my day 🥺

🚂🚂🚂

The feed is full of lots of g*y s*x today

Ricky Martin was one of my first childhood crushes and he continues to be fine as hell 😏

Oof. Been awhile since I’ve been hungover. I forgot how much it sucks. 😩

I just know this halftime show pisses off my racist, toxically masculine parents. 🤭

Merry Super Bowl to all the tight ends and wide receivers 😘

Went to a friend’s engagement party and somehow talked my way into MAKING part of their suit and giving a speech.

New life milestone: have a boyfriend in every state

As someone who has no desire to ever get married or have kids, there are not many life milestones left for me to hit.

This art is booty-ful 🤭🍑

Girllll, don’t even get me started on Hues and Cues. I could truly play that game for hours on end.

The way 2026 has started off so strong and productive for me. Let’s keep those good vibes flowing. 😌

if you don’t get it i’m sorry for you but this is DRAG and CAMP!!

Now that I’m back in my routine, I actually find it really difficult to take rest days from the gym. Like noooo, I just want to go lift heavy things, headphones blasting, in a cute outfit, next to hot sweaty men also lifting heavy things. 🥺

“Do you have snap?” No, I have big boy job and crippling body dysmorphia that prevents me from taking a spontaneous photo at any given time without proper lighting, angels, and lightroom editing.

Masking is kinda fun it’s like let’s see how believable I can make this improv character for you

it’s always “nice cock” and never “nice cock, here is $100”

I’m learning French btw. Envoie des nudes. 😘

If you don’t have a slutty friend, congrats! You ARE the slutty friend.

Idk why but I feel like the f*ggiest f*g in the land when I wear a crop top to the gym.

Sorry I don’t have my contacts in 🤭

This could apply to several oomfs 🤭

Probably not getting weho pride festival tix this year because I was literally in the festival for like 10 mins last year and spent the rest of the time bar hopping. So if someone knows of house parties/meetups happening this year for pride, let your girl know. 😙

Had to take a pic because the veins were definitely present at the gym today 👀