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can the actors actually get ON the actors for once

OHMSS is covertly one of the best Bond movies ever made, and seeing the GoldenEye tank chase on the big screen is probably worth the price of admission alone.

me carsick in the uber to the function:

Turns out they/them pronouns are useful when you want to distance yourself from responsibility for the war crimes.

There is a free tool to migrate from Spotify to Apple Music and you won’t regret it

training levels “come on, try attacking me” like okay am i gonna have to hit the button when your weapon glows red wow groundbreaking 😴 😴 😴

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just a historical reminder that movies used to have 2 hours to tell a story while TV had 7 minutes to tell a story — before a commercial break. now tv has about 10-12 hours to tell a story without any commercial breaks. more time to indulge. so movies are starting to push to 2.75 or 3 hours.

it’s beautiful

every Stranger Things episode without Joe Keery’s dong is an automatic fail

ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!

In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime

GOOD BOY one of the best movies of the year???? predicting 10-12 oscar noms???

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

a movie that takes place where you’re from

i had some feedback for the digestive diseases survey i took for my gastroenterologist

(goodfellas voice) as far back as I can remember, I wanted to be a hot underwear model on instagram

Glenn Close in the new Hunger Games trailer i’m biased but i literally can’t

husband is at movie premiere while i’m prepping for tomorrow morning’s colonoscopy.

fairly obsessed with blade runner recently

"maybe marjorie taylor greene has experienced a genuine change and wants to do good things now" give me your bank account information and number immediately there's no time to waste

at this point in my life i just want to be successful enough to own a pool table

who wanna drive around la in the rain listening to the blade runner soundtrack tonight?

what’s the most obnoxious thing an ex has ever done to you

Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.

i’ve seen a couple gen z meme accounts post “how do we feel about this” screenshots of their potential bets, which not only feels insane but also pathetic

she’s a high society gal looking for love in the big city

new iphone 17… first thing to check is all my good nudes from 10 years ago transferred correctly

FRANK BOOTH: straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! CHATGPT: Wow! 🤯 that was a really passionate statement! You clearly have thought deeply about what love means!

SOURCE?

roses are red big laughs are hearty

A perfect video to post today

The popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth for the whole movie has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Dick Cheney (and McConnell) was one of the first Republicans who truly cared about nothing but the accumulation of power. I hope he died knowing he was directly responsible for Trump and where this country is today. Surely he died hoping there is no afterlife - for him it is only Hell or Nothing.

"Meat Lover's Pizza" sounds rad, while "vegetarian" sounds staid, boring. they should swap. "Veggie Lover's Pizza" at least has some razzle dazzle while "Carnivore" also sounds great. just one man's opinion this #sundaymorning

‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping’ casting directors Debra Zane and Dylan Jury read online comments.

watching some Hot Person spiral because his fear of poop molecules apparently makes him better than the rest of us who hang our towels in the same bathroom as our toilet

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Watching House of Dynamite was like having sex with a premature ejaculator. Frustrating, repetitive, only occasionally exciting, and an unbelievably disappointing ending.

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the lady from the Muzzy commercial

okay well can he fuck me