“kamala is brat” is mentioned in chapter 3 of her new book

hair getting raptured but not the rest of me

the mall used to have crazy rapture eve sales and now it’s like 10% off a tv smdh

me + my comfort movie

disney:

Rush. And he’s singing along in falsetto and then when we get home he’s sitting in the driveway to finish the song.

the kind of edible that makes you buy an illustrated hardcover copy of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

@sentimentbot.bsky.social hi

i dont want to click one more cookie preference pop up for as long as i live

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.

i thought conservatives said freedom of speech was good and cancel culture was bad

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

This is the legacy moment for Disney CEO Robert Iger, a man who once toyed with a Presidential run as a Democrat. You stand up for unpopular free speech or you stand against all free speech. There's no middle.

If you’ve never seen Robert Redford’s QUIZ SHOW, among the greatest American movies of the ‘90s, let me just say that I’m very, VERY jealous of the fact that you’ll be experiencing something that phenomenal for the first time.

you ever watch an episode of house hunters and think, “i wanna watch em fuck”

can anyone help translate my own writing

AN ABSOLUTE BARN BURNER FROM COLBERT FOLKS

this is why you don’t do running gags

the world has never been more right than in this moment

sending this to the straight guys in my life saying you just got Trond Grizzelled

when the camera flashy i act so happy

so much more difficult to not jerk off when you know you can’t jerk off

Texas is supposed to be an independent lone star cowboy type state but here I am on a layover in Dallas and I can’t even bet on horses on an app. Get over yourselves.

Better Off Ted!!

I think the only thing the past 72 hours proves is that nearly everyone online is too online.

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

today’s secret word is “”balkanization”” if you think the US is heading towards balkanization, scream real loud!!

John Rhys-Davies, best known for his role as Leonardo DaVinci in Star Trek: Voyager

What’s the story behind this oaf? is cracking me up right now at 4:35 am

first ever night time outdoor shower. it’s called fruxury (freezing luxury)

of course it’s dick

@profanity.accountant i for one would like to see it

This is the type of person we’re told we have to “approach with compassion” who has “valid concerns” on “transgender issues.” No. They are monsters. They deserve to be shamed out of society.

yes i got bit by a mosquito but i like to think i just donated blood to those in need. 😇 you know what i deserve a little treat.

Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027

“Actually we should empathise with Frankenstein, he’s really the victim here…” No. Look at him. He’s green and he’s got bolts in his neck. He should be killed with flaming torches

thunder in los angeles maybe It really is about to happen

i’m sorry for what i have wrought

I’m a 3 but I wonder what an 8 is like! What’s your number?

if you skip the cold open action bonanza of Tomorrow Never Dies it’s a much better film. watch the battleship scene first, then go back to the credit sequence, then straight to Bond in bed with the “cunning linguist.” makes the whole thing tighter and less crazy.

Sean Connery might be THE James Bond, but Daniel Craig's Bond is my personal favorite. Timothy Dalton wildly underrated - overall I prefer the butch Bonds to the more posh, quippier, prettier ones. and On Her Majesty's Secret Service is one of the best Bond movies ever made.

something about the word “palimpsest” (a reused ancient manuscript) makes me want some tweezers and accutane real bad

I CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE HELPPPPODKDKDKDKSNDNSSNSNDJSNDNDNSN

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wait.................. Is It Finally Happening

am i having a shot of literal espresso, putting on the new sabrina carpenter album and beating out a new screenplay?

i’m going to one of these later

my 2015 gay twitter voice thread seeing this: