Might do something insane today.

1 beer… Am I already drunk?

If you saw an oomf’s (ooyf? yoomf?) non-nude photo being used as an advertisement on a porn website, would you tell them?

Sometimes I get curious about the thread and open it and I literally just lost my shit cackling at @bostongayboy.bsky.social’s reply

i will not forget the people who think i’m hot now when i actually get hot next year.

me too, Marge. me too.

No recombobulation area at Sea-Tac? 0/10

Post a book quote that you love. #booksky #bookchallenge #writers #authors #readers #booklovers

Apparently y’all like singlets (or at least hairy chests)

Cat in her element

Why am I like this?

I feel like enshitification isn’t a strong enough term for what we’re dealing with anymore

gay millennials:

I require one (1) attention.

I’m leaving the hotel at 6am tomorrow. Should I: A) Have a chill night/hotel bar B) Uber to the gay bars 12 miles away C) Secret third thing

A reminder! The government works for us!

Guess where!?

Omg, my birthday is next week.

Going to Seattle this week, so that’s cool. It’s been forever since work has sent me anywhere.

Who has made this 🤣

Oomf thought that I was 6’4”🧍🏻‍♂️

My dumb ass thought this was another Santa hat.

Are y’all making those Santa hat images on your phones?

All these santa hat pfps today

Over 30 thread except its just “men I’d like to **** me till I *** ***** **** so much”

I never ended up getting surgery and hiked a literal mountain today. If you’re suffering from a herniated disc, know that it can get better. 💜

good morning bros say it back

Oh, noooo. Goodbye forever, hot guys on my Discover feed.

me waiting for the selfie you said you were going to post two days ago

The shorts could be shorter, tbh.

I love when bloomfs post selfies and are feeling their oats. Like yes you better work!

If you get a friend request from me on on IG, yeah, that was me.

I love being gay.

hockey butts >>>

these random af gay ornaments 😂😂😭

And that’s a FACT!

Gays that don’t participate in penetration:

Nick remember to stop your hike on your watch before driving away challenge (impossible)

For Good

I did it again. 🙈

I think I’m drunk?

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Nationalized grocery stores

Someone gave me the eyes… still got it.

we’re experiencing levels of cunty bob previously unrecognized by science

It’s our way of life

Noooo you're too beautiful to be employed

Jonathan Bailey slutty photoshoot, Dick Cheney dead, GOP massacre in almost every race, The Mummy 4, what a great day for me specifically!