I simply shouldn’t be allowed to have access to adult money like why am I looking at vintage lighters when I don’t smoke?

Did you know that coordinating a move as someone with generalized anxiety is like, definitely super good and helpful for your body and stress

A 30% profit margin to fuel AI systems that are about to have the bubble burst on them…idiotic to say the least. The heads of Microsoft are also making the gaming division look like morons touting games and studio acquisitions just to slash everything later on.

Jessie Ware confirming she’s already written and recorded a new album thank GOD

I ate too many marshmallows tonight but also wow love a s’more

Me ignoring the shitstorm that is the Maine dem primary and looking at random Alaska and Ohio polls instead of

Heather Gay going the Leah Remini route and doing a 3 part documentary about the problems in the Mormon church, honestly good for her.

The thing about America is that our national architecture should be art deco!!!

Realtor came over to take photos of my old unit and I realized I left poppers out on my dresser 🙃

Reaching new levels of mentally unwell, I keep walking around my apartment going “A NEVER ENDING MIDNIGHT SUN”

(lotta nightlife girls are wildly unprofessional)

The way I’m about to get so wildly stoned and play Pokemon all evening

Trump pardoning that 🚬 I simply HAVE to laugh at how comically corrupt this all is.

In this house we STAY Chikorita stans

Ocean Vuong watching Prince Faggot

What if I just spend the next year picking up heavy things and getting muscular and hot?

Silksong, Hades II, Final Fantasy Tactics, Ghost of Yotei, and Pokemon Z-A…this fall is too overwhelming 😭

Brooklyn Mirage being torn down…she girl bossed a bit too close to the sun ☹️

Reading @louispeitzman.bsky.social Nightmare on Elm Street ranking on Vulture and I think in the era of campy horror/Deadpool’s popularity with breaking the fourth wall, a Freddy Krueger comeback could be very fun

I know we joke but Beyonce really was hootin and hollering her way through B’Day

Ashley Darby contains so much evil inside such a beautiful tiny body

Not them changing from mini to fun size in the work candy bowl…

Where are yall buying cute rugs that aren’t $40,000?

If I have to hear Emily say Gretchers one more time I shall kill myself.

I’ll miss a few things about this apartment, but skinny bathroom mirror? I’ll miss you the most ♥️

I love collective weird internet humor, like Zara Larson being Beyoncé’s white daughter

“You miss my friendship or you miss my little pussy” these women are insane

“You had to buy the Haitian mortician a coffee maker as a gift for him to stay silent about your affair” Adriana they could NEVER make me hate you lmao the Miami women are top tier

I’m sorry Mistr got Dua Lipa to perform at The Abbey what is their budget??

Insurance fraud to try and cover hundreds of thousands in debt…and she and Eddie going around talking about trusts set up for their kids??

DR WENDY ARRESTED???

Oh so Kiss of the Spider Woman is just gay shit and J Lo serving cunt for 2 hours

So this is actually insane

We simply must make people ashamed to FaceTime on public transit without headphones

Bronwyn’s mom….an absolute psychopath?

Need someone to sit my down and explain why Tyra Banks(?) is selling ice cream(??) in Australia(???)

Album aside, putting out AI slop as promo videos is lazy and lame and you should feel embarrassed!!!

Nicki vs. Cardi, Taylor vs. Charli, the REAL feud of 2025 is CMAT talking about how much she fucking hates Jamie Oliver lmao

Only two episodes in but this season of Survivor is a flop tbh ☹️

West Elm sending my order in three separate deliveries split between UPS and FedEx…whut?

Finding out Bronwyn has a family lineage of cunty bobs…

lol genuinely hope those lyrics are not real…

Already ugly cried at Ragtime at NYCC but I think I need to get tickets to see it again at Lincoln Center

If your dog barks at other people done bring it into a fucking bar 🥰

I need it

So New York should stop contributing to the Federal budget. Fair is fair. New York is a net contributor. If they're going to illegally hold back congressionally approved funds, NYC will do it alone.

…just thought of a hot spiked cider and got h*rny

Hot take, Coke Zero being thin and long hits better than thick and girthy.

It’s so depressing to open any post or comment section and just see swarms of bot replies. Dead internet theory is alive and well baby!

Oh turns out I was just looking for the most recent season of Below Deck because these people are *horny*