This has more layers than Rachel’s trifle

I don’t think Trump meant “Actively Observed Cephalopod” when he challenged AOC to a battle of wits

What’s your most innocuous kink? Personally, and only EXTENSIVE therapy can discover why this is, but the most effective way to get me doing domestic housework is through increasing layers of bondage gear - the more locks on my body, the more meticulous I become

serious question: are straight people still a thing? follow up question: if so, why?

when you were already home for the night but the daddy with “🪢” in his bio asks if you wanna come over and get tied up and edged

My Most Woke Opinion Is… Every ICE and Border Protection agent who wrongfully detained anyone should be charged with and convicted of 1 count of abduction per person they were involved with disappearing. No bail. No parole. No appeal.

And I’ll always say Yes

I’m gonna say this once and leave it at that: If your country doesn’t have a national holiday on a Thursday in November, you don’t get to have a Black Friday. You have not been through the trenches. You have not lived the retail horrors. You have to EARN those discounts.

EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!! Featuring the sunnies from the shopthat is currently the proud recipient of my GAYEST Google Review to date* *I’ve written exactly two

You ever have one of those days where you think to yourself “I’ll have a little dildo play as a treat”; then an hour later you’re troubleshooting why the laptop is overclocking, the water still isn’t running clear, and you just watched a fly land on your toothbrush?

It’s harassment to tell me my opinions are bad

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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires

Glass Goonion

Yellow Labs Can’t Jump 💀

Day 21 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #TheMuppets

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#PokemonTCGOnline Nerds, Please Help! What the FUCK do these numbers mean!?

This video is 9 years old and still incredibly valid youtube.com/watch?v=rStL...

Good. Go for the jugular.

Please welcome to the stage, Jizzlane Maxswell!

This man is a force of nature and I am privileged to dance in the warmth of his sun

Word of advice for The Gays(c) on The Apps(c): If you’re going to bombard someone with a dozen poorly lit hole pics and a “WYD?” out of nowhere from 20Km away when he hasn’t been online in over a week, the time to do so is not 7:30AM on a Monday when he’s halfway dressed and ready for work

Dude needs to go somewhere that isn’t a Quark’s

okay first of all how dare you

“employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer.”

Jason: “can we watch ONE series of Star Trek without some weird times-wimey temporal weird stuff going on?” Me: “I have HORRIBLE news for you.”

@jedijoe.bsky.social wins the intarwebz fer t'day, m'friends. And with this, I bid you all a vureh good night!

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

surely no one has done this yet

Gender is a performance and I missed all the tech rehearsals

Friendly reminder that the Republican party is a domestic terrorist fascism machine entirely intent on the total destruction of America as both a people and a concept, every registered RepubliKKKan is a domestic terrorist complicit in the torture of the populace, and must be stopped at all costs.

𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚁𝚢𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚑𝚢. 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝙼𝚛. 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚑𝚢 —𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙿 — 𝙸 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚐𝚋𝚝𝚚 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠. —𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙿 — 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 —𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙿 —

Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

dickflation is honestly so real because so many people who say they are “8” are def not which sets in an inaccurate standard for the whole scale

Be on guard tonight, the thing wearing Dick Cheney's flesh is free and must find another host before the next dawn. You should be safe during the day as it cannot cross the rays of the sun, but avoid pools of dark shadow.

I fucking love BlueSky for 1) being how I hear about this and 2) this being HOW I hear about this

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

Keep sharing this article. A few hours after it was published, @LexMcMenamin and the rest of Teen Vogue’s political reporters were fired. Trump is controlling the media. Teen Vogue has been providing excellent coverage of Trump and his authoritarian take over of the US.

It’s not ever about the numbers—you can bring insane audience engagement, views, eyeballs to your verticals, shape the conversation in wonderful ways, win awards and on and on And they still will nuke your job and your entire desk in the name of capital consolidation and kissing the fucking ring

I keep seeing journalism described as an "ecosystem" and I guess that tracks because it's undergoing an extinction crisis caused by billionaires, too.

Mike Johnson really really….. well I will let the video tell you #whitehouse

What exactly is Scruff’s target audience for the new Moments feature? 🤔