Anti-trust Now!

There is no hell hot enough, deep enough, or far enough from the God these monsters have forsaken

“hello, Sidney …we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

I am equal parts obsessed with and terrified of learning how this even came up as a conversation topic

I never did trust them youtube.com/post/UgkxjYn...

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. "ahkeestee ooh-way-nah-hee"

*blinking rapidly as I process his last name literally being Swindle*

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

Wait that’s a thing? God it’s 6AM and I’m already exhausted

I really wish this repairman would just come fix the extractor fan already. I would commit nonviolent felonies for a Telfast at this point.

On the bright side, at least it isn’t a cold

This feels like dancing on the thinnest boundary between whether one could and whether one should youtube.com/shorts/39FbQ...

Today’s poem: Matthew Arnold, “Dover Beach” #lunchpoems

Literally everything about this would be called “too heavy handed” if it was in a movie

Genuinely fascinated by this "emergency shovelers" concept. This is... maybe what it looks like when your city gives a shit about the sidewalks being cleared too, not just the roads? 🤔

ICE is planning a Minneapolis-surge in Baltimore. Let’s take the advice from Minneapolis and get ready. Things we’re gonna need: -Community/neighborhood watch groups -Whistles -Groups ready to run MA funds for legal assistance and rent assistance -Drivers for workers -Bus stop buddies

*LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE!!!* www.instagram.com/reel/DUrVvTc...

Tarot In the Round Episode 16 “Not Sure I Know What I’m Doing” is now live. Maybe. The thumbnail didn’t pop up like it usually does. #TarotTuesday youtu.be/w-G7Nbl7wp4?...

It's funny that JD Vance keeps bragging to people how Catholic he is and *multiple* popes keep telling him to shut the fuck up and fuck off

Are you my nighttime friend or my daytime friend?

Two guys are walking down the street when they come across a dog licking its testicles. The first guy says, "Man, I really wish I could do that." And the second guy goes, "Maybe if you tried petting him first."

I don’t think the serial adultering child rapist stealing from the people at the money changer stalls in the temple should be tearing down the separation of church and state

BRB Researching how to watch “The Kelly Clarkson Show” from Australia, unless one of y’all has a lead

Designate all gay spaces as religious institutions to keep Christian protesters away. Pride is now a revival. apple.news/A2EcpefEqT_i...

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, it’s been a cunt of a week (geopolitically). Y’all deserve a Skyline cleanse.

MAGA is on the run and their heads are twisted. Their world is coming down around them and none of it makes sense. This is when you charge the enemy. Harrass, bully, intimidate an threaten to ensure the enemy lines don’t reform and instead that scatter into the hills screaming 🇺🇸

Every Muppet, Everywhere, All At Once

Also in case I wasn’t perfectly clear: trans lives matter, trans voices matter, and trans identities are valid and valued

Honestly, refusing oversight should on its own be sufficient reason to shut down these death camps

Plant Gays of BlueSky, how do I look after this without killing it?

Not to brag but we write love songs about each other 🥰

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

The Olympic events I care about!

This year for Lent I am giving up

@blakethebutcher.bsky.social If you don’t already have this apron, you need this apron

It wasn’t that long ago that America was racist towards the Irish for being the wrong kind of white Friendly reminder in case y’all forgot

*Kicks in boardroom door* “The Weird Al Show” title song *Disappears behind a smoke grenade*

Bad immigrants. My @smh cartoon.

Scrolling past this at the exact moment of the interview clip commencing has to be some kind of divine intervention

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

This is on par with the “Waluigi is uncut” photo in that I have no way of knowing if this is real and no desire to investigate on the chance that it isn’t

Good morning from #OrangeNSW. After spending his night sleeping in the nestbox, Gimbir had time for a quick bout of bonding with Diamond before speeding off to exercise his wings. #PeregrineFalcons

Bottoms out here EV training

The Year of the Snake is over. May the Horse be with you.

be honest: does this societal collapse make my ass look fat?

Tarot In the Round Episode 15 “Erupting Into Existence” is up, where I dive into the intersection between Being and Doing Also please join me in welcoming my new cohost, Cunty Regirock with a Handbag #TarotTuesday youtu.be/Dy_5UKNrWZ8?...

Does anyone know what it means when I try to post a link and get the error message “Failed to load blob”?

Freedom for all (Stand Tall) Just listed on this playlist