A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

Wait. There’s new Enjou content in Genshin? AND Citlali is involved? God damn it, I’m going to have to go back to freaking Genshin Impact, aren’t I?

We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the Old Blood. By the gods, Lawrence, fear it!

Headcanon accepted.

I don’t know why, but this tune has been stuck in my head all morning. youtu.be/RQYmDHyoFJc

All I can think of is that old Dara O’Briain routine about news “balance” with regards to medicine and science. I think Dara was too optimistic, assuming they wouldn’t dither on more “settled” science. The news media has proven to be utterly ineffective in combating misinformation of any kind.

i have seen exactly zero evidence to suggest that peter thiel is anything other than a dumbass who got lucky once

When you see people repeating this false narrative, push back! Call out cis, conservative, or just ignorant friends/family when they share and/or echo the right’s attempt to smear all trans people as violent. Stop being silent. Trans people are under unprecedented threat. Stand up for them!

Okay I'll tell a quick story. A million years ago, I used to write for Esquire's website. I wrote a nice thing about Jimmy Kimmel that was almost certainly illegible trash. He then followed me on Twitter and, ever the Weird Twitter purveyor, invited me to meet him after a show after a goofy tweet.

Every time some laughably biased error-ridden Singal piece gets shared, I’m reminded the mods here robbed us of the robust content of Bill Kezos in favor of Singal’s banal faucet drip of mediocrity. Hell, even Kezos’ thirst posting of big-nosed women was better than anything Singal ever produced.

Folks misunderstand the concept of the Rapture, but that's nothing new. Origen and Clement debated endlessly on the subject, but did agree that while Christians are bodily ascended, non-Christians instead are given coupons for half-off cocktails at a local nightclub for a different sort of rapture.

Oh shit it’s finally happening!! Steel Ball Run is coming next year!

In the latest Bugbear Dispatch, I've finally managed to put out some thoughts about political violence and the dishonest rhetoric about it that we've been inundated with since Charlie Kirk's assassination www.bugbeardispatch.com/the-autumn-o...

I got my autism the old fashioned way (when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bore children to them).

This ain’t no panic. This ain’t no disco. This ain’t no fooling around.

I wish they *would* all get raptured. Can you imagine the collective sigh of relief?

Happy Potion Seller 14th anniversary to all who celebrate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQ...

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Do you remember what day it is? youtu.be/CG7YHFT4hjw

Furries literally helped make Bluesky. It’s no exaggeration to say the Bluesky is only as successful as it is because furries migrated to it en masse. Telegram is the same way. Without furries posting their porn here, Bluesky will go the way of Tumblr. This is a plain fact.

Technically it’s not a sabbatical unless you spend your seventh year on the job engaging in rest, otherwise it’s just a sparkling writing retreat

A Genshin Impact/Alan Wake crossover event: "It's Not A Loop, It's A Spiral Abyss."

Let's close out a stressful week with a little Fortnite. twitch.tv/attentive_dr...

Listen, watching some streamers playing the new Fortnite mode this morning made it look actually kind of fun, and I'm looking forward to trying it out when it goes permanently live, but also, they do realize we're all just going to be calling it "Labubu Mode," right?

In the UK the woman on the left was arrested as a terrorist for calling out genocide, whereas the government continue to support the hate filled website of the white supremacist on the right.

What if we dissolve estradiol tablets in Mountain Dew and call it “Blåhaj Blast.”

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

Cowards. Shameless, morally bankrupt cowards.

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

Nothing to add.

God, this is so fucking real. I sometimes wonder if I'm the only writer who gets emotional when putting my brain children through difficult situations, and it's validating to see I'm not alone in that.

Stunning piece. A horror movie of sorts. Will be familiar to anyone on the left trying to navigate the centrist American legacy media, albeit made all the more difficult when your bosses and colleagues all assume your people are by default murderous barbarians. bidoun.org/articles/hou...

Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest

The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

Speaking of UNCHAIN's covers, they did a fun one of Toshinobu Kubota's '90s classic "La La La Love Song." It's a fun cover, taking a more energetic approach, as they did in their エイリアンズ cover, but what doesn't work there works really well here. Just my opinion, of course.

This movie has a transwoman, an egg, an enby and two autists as the lead cast. It is incredibly queer. Very very fucking gay movie. major influence of yours truly. strem: strem.io/s/movie/hackers-0113243 tor (4k): magnet:?xt=urn:btih:303f6d012ee2ba6bfb7036573c4900a2b9b8f67a go on. treat yourself.

One of the things that's being lost in this moment: how hurtful it is for students who fall into the groups Kirk denigrated to see him put up on a pedestal. Real mask off moment for the MSM outlets who they're already inclined to distrust.

How I feel when trying to explain current events to my normal person friends.

Everybody gamely says “Vance hosted Kirk’s podcast” instead of “the regime officially turned the major channel into state-controlled media just as it began its violent crackdown on any opposition or dissident messages.”

Never bend the knee to a fascist, as no knee-bending is enough and they will always demand you keep bending lower.

Hi there, thrift store Megatron. He was missing some pieces (including the back of his left foot & his cannon and sword that combine to make the gun in his tank mode.) Still neat to own a Megatron that looks mostly G1 accurate, at least in robot mode. Also this other little guy was in the bag too?

Wait. There are actually people alive, today, in the year 2025, who still don't get that Laguna is Squall's father?

You are not Making a Difference there. You are not Fighting the Good Fight. You are not even Maintaining a Community you couldn't easily replicate elsewhere. You are propping up a right-wing site and, worse, you are being warped by your constant exposure to it and you don't even realize it. Leave.

The fact that the right wing is now actively engaged in a witch hunt against anyone with anything less than glowing praise to say about charlie kirk just makes this website's moderation doing their job for them look even more disgusting

Ah, the YouTube algorithm is doing its thing again. Who knew that Careless Whisper was a City Pop song this whole time? youtu.be/_jsEs1NBrUY?...