My dream gig is to work at Netflix in the marketing department. Can you imagine an easier job?

Some of you have never read Stryfe’s Strike File and it shows.

I’m shocked that the heartless evil corporation did an evil thing in a heartless, corporate way.

There’s a Jamaican patty place that just opened in Burbank and it’s definitely now in the rotation.

I don’t think I’ve warmed up to a new group of contestants so quickly.

(Long inhale)…………..TASKMASTER!!

Happy Easter/First Contact Day! 🖖🐇 Pro Tip: Make sure to find ALL the plastic eggs filled with salmon you hide for the kids!! They won’t be as much fun to find next week. Trust me.

I’ll happily take the episode orders from previous eras of television as long as they don’t come with the same exploitative working conditions.

Bondi fired? The donkey prophecy has come to pass.

Just passed a donkey pulling a buggy carrying a lady and an adorable elderly pug having the time of its life. Decided that this is an omen that it’s going to be a good day.

Who do we think motivated the public apology? His reps? His publicist? His publisher? The movie studio? (I’m too jaded to even entertain that he personally felt bad or was motivated by fan or peer reactions) Anywho… when people tell you who they are, yada yada yada…

The parallel universe I want to live in.

This makes me very happy

A quick ten minutes reading a few subreddits was all it took to remind me that people genuinely don’t understand how a tv show gets made.

Only thing keeping me going

Everybody screenshot it now and save it for when he finally kicks the bucket.

This is canon.

Loved Project Hail Mary. Very fun.

Sorry, can’t talk. Gotta get home to build monorails and tackle kangaroos.

It’s HOT out there

The way the Dune trailer has disrupted my work day…

I think you guys will like what @megantrevino.bsky.social has put together. If you’re curious what a 3/4 rear view of your favorite character looks like, this is the art book for you! Learn why Mariner’s uniform is red!!

Finally playing Death Stranding 2. Was having a great time delivering nonsense and then Kojima said “time for the story start and for me to break your heart”

Dipping my toes back in the Survivor waters after sitting out 48 seasons.

This makes me so happy. Shannon is a sweet heart. Really hope the fans come out and show her some love.

Waking up to this ATX news is heartbreaking.

I know it’s their goal, but there’s literally too much evil going on for me to think straight.

Not the news updates I wanted to read right before bed. He’s sure to win that Nobel now.

Oh no… I need these.

Wait… more Evangelion is coming? I’m conflicted.

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm* "Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky" Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000. All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

I need lemon ideas. I have too many lemons. I’ve already frozen gallons of lemon juice. I’ve made lemonade. I have limoncello and cleaning solution brewing, but I still have so many lemons. Help.

Current entertainment commentary podcast rage inducers: -people using “casted” when talking about an actor getting a role -pronouncing kudos as “ka-dews” -pronouncing a biopic as “bi-opic”

Make it green?

Discovering Michael Shannon is in an REM cover band makes me love him all the more.

Imagine if the two Paul Andersons stopped the feud* and finally combined their cinematic powers? An action heavy video game adaptation with a bold visual style and deep character explorations of loneliness and family trauma. * I baselessly assume long simmering tensions.

I am furious about this. I spent the whole halftime telling the party “the grass is people!” And “they’re gonna move any second!”

This is true for anyone working at any level of animation. Double for stop motion.

Caught up on some media: -Muppet Show special was cute. They should do more. -I thought I was over ASOIAF but the pilot of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms pulled me back in. -Finished Fleet of Worlds/Ringworld. A little meh but happy that characters I liked got a nice “happily ever after”

Strongly suggest folks avoid preview footage and trailers for this week's #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy episode.

I’ve been revisiting childhood reads which led me back to Ringworld. I don’t think I finished Throne back in the day. I completely forgot how horny the books were. I had no idea about the Fleet of World series and I have to say they’ve been enjoyable reads. About to start Fate of Worlds.

More like Darren ImgonnaNOTsee that series, right? …I’ll show myself out.

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

A nurse. They murdered a nurse.

The first thing I see this morning is video of another ICE murder in the streets of Minneapolis. A gang of men beating one person to a pulp and then executing them. I hope the democrats that just approved funding for these terrorists never know peace.

Every guy you know in their 40s is on a text thread right now about the He-Man trailer.

Just a reminder that @mikemcmahan.bsky.social had the right of it. Though, you should NOT print out a sheet of these and slap tag them. You totally should not do that even though 6 fit nicely on an A4 sheet and are nice and readable from 20 feet away. Definitely don't put them over Flock lenses.

If fascists don’t like what you’re doing, you’re probably doing the right thing.