awww

Me when I see all the puppy posters are on my skyline again for some reason

love this guy

Unless anyone has one (1) spare BB orc they wanna mail me. I’d even take a Black Orc from the 2020 box. :P

I kinda miss North Carolina accents sometimes. I had a couple friends with really thick ones, and my favourite teacher looked and sounded pretty much exactly like Clarice Starling.

I wonder why Southerners don’t get more pissed off at weird midwestern assholes like Kid Rock going around in Southern cosplay all the time.

I wish Blood Bowl Chaos Renegades didn’t require buying so many different boxes, because it seems like a fun team. But even if I pilfered some extra players from my existing stock, I’d still need a Minotaur, a Troll or Rat Ogre, a box of humans, a box of Underworld Denizens, and a box of Orcs. :(

hising under the covers and pretending I’m an Uruk Hai in one of those birth-pods

I only visited Epstein Island for the articles, interviews, and short fiction.

It’s so much weirder than other Big Institutions destroyed by VC, because the Hudson m’s Bay Company essentially *created* the nation state of Canada. Survived for 355 years only for late capitalism to devour it. It’s so so so much more strange than Toys R Us or whatever.

my fucking iphone updated and now everything is counterintuitive bullshit holy fuck

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Wonder Boy is Super Sentai as Adventure Island is to Power Rangers send Post

This is another thing that gives me vertigo sometimes. Ben Shapiro is tiny and nerdy and nasally voiced. Jordan Peterson is sickly and emotionally volatile and cries or throws a tantrum at the drop of a hat. Elon Musk is an awkward, unlikeable nerd without even intelligence or humour to…

omg the footbol snek is such a fun miniature this is a blast to work on

every once in awhile I remember the staggering number of major figures who’s descent into insane reactionary and fascist thought, or elevation to fascist leadership, all began with simply being unable to cope with trans people existing and I get this surreal, dissociative sense of vertigo over it

miasman kill team successfully kitbashed! buuuut realized i am out of black primer 😭

had a ridiculously productive month or so of hobbying but finally running out of steam just trying to finish up the miasman redcowl kill team and a few blood bowl star players so I can pack stuff away again

Ok, now we know who one of the missing primarchs was, and why the emperor tried to erase all mention of him.

This 4 minute video is the best thing ever ever done in the world of Brand videos. This is what happens when the client calls all the shots and has terrible ideas. The theme song is everything.

Is that when Calvin Johnson runs your economy out of an apartment on Martin Way?

Lynch-fan cardiologist all like “fix your heart or die!”

hurray for the periodic amateur sporting event that reminds the world canada exists

watching an hbomberguy video so old that Dan Olson has hair and Contrapoints gets called “him”

there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up

An Etruscan vessel in the shape of Charun, the demon of death. Dating around 400 BC. On display at Antikensammlung München 📷 me 🏺 #archaeology

One of the truly amazing things about Lord of the Rings is that EVERY nerdy “why don’t they just” argument has a valid response. Why not eagles? They’d be seen coming and taken down. Why not hide it, toss it in the ocean, or give it to Gollum? Sauron will still win even without the ring. Why not…

CRAWLING TERROR!!!!

New drawing! Does anyone like femme, girly battle axes with jewels, hearts, and ribbons?

I am certain that whenever someone posts about “gatekeeping art” or whatever, they’re talking about posting drawings online for clicks. They never mean arranging rocks in the back yard. They never mean whistling to yourself and finding a tune that makes you happy. They never mean napkin doodles.

this is not what “privilege” means holy fuck

Behold the magic of terfism.

miasman redcowl

It’s really weird for some corners of the media to do a whole “the Epstein files are a moral panic that has gone too far” thing when no one has faced any sort of punishment and doesn’t sound like they’re going to.

I am going to assume this is a tiny hand instead

“Lancelot Court. Cab Ride. Dougie Jones. Red Door”

I’m really starting to like Joy.

Even the homeless lady reads Ogilvie for filth.

Man this sepsis patient is holding up like a champ. When I had a bad leg infection I felt fucking MISERABLE.

Here is a thing: There were several years when I was one of VERY few journalists seriously covering harassment and abuse issues in comics (and by extension sometimes video games). During that time, I became the Person People Told Things To. (cont'd)

Oh my, we might go into the negative, that sucks. But you know what doesn't suck? These sexy comics. Well, they do occassionally suck, but in the fun way.

I’m experiencing Pitt withdrawals

i keep seeing people doing jokey things that are supposed to be NES / SNES games but then they include voice samples and like do people not remember that those games didn’t have voiced dialogue ? Like the best you got was special “finish him” or “hadouken” sound effects. They didn’t have the memory.

PORE STRIP PORE STRIP PORE STRIP

also how you gonna do a whole season based on new vegas and not make a single nod to the dolls

“Lancelot Court. Cab Ride. Dougie Jones. Red Door”

Also holy fuck I cannot be the only person who thinks the Fallout show is fucking terrible, and honestly even kind of insulting with how dumb and easily pleased it thinks New Vegas fans are. Like come on. I feel like I’m going crazy here.

wow fallout finally made a caesar’s palace joke

I’ve been rewatching a bit, and it is amazing how bad The Reichenbach Fall is, given how Sherlock fandom was at its peak after it aired. I genuinely believe that the only reason people didn’t sour on the show then and there was because hype for the supposed Moriarty payoff carried us through the…