the president may never see you call him unhinged for posting 200 times in a day, but your terminally online friends will

can we ratio interpol rq im bored

Does anyone remember the name of that Arnold Schwarzenegger themed metal band? It just occurred to me that Schwarzenegger just means Black Blackness, doesn't it?

Yearning for Battlefleet Gothic and Man'O'War again.

I haven’t gotten to spend Christmas with my family in twenty years. Last time I even came *close* was visiting my dad in November 2012.

The Lusty Oregonian Maid

Hooooo boy yup that’s some Christmas cheer right there oof

I too think immediately of Quebec whenever imagining a heavily fortified position

I have the rum but they were sold out of egg nog yesterday and I’m wondering if should just do some belts of hard liquor here

You WILL try our sausages.

Shemale Kolar would be really funny too but I doubt anyone would get it

The only good version of Little Drummer Boy is Low’s because drone is the only genre it works in

And yes, I have all of the usual objections To consumerism, to the commercialisation of an ancient religion To the westernisation of a dead Palestinian Press-ganged into selling PlayStations and beer But I still really like it

Do you think I'd get banned if I changed my display name to Call Me Shemale?

*Van Morrison voice* Gloooooooria! In excelsis deo-i-a! Gloooooooria! In excelsis deo-i-a!

🧵

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, diminished and went West into the Undying Lands

Seriously though the funniest thing about genderbread person and gender unicorn charts was the complete and utter uselessness of even using a humanoid figure as a visual aid in the first place. Like "gender presentation" and "sex" and "sexual attraction" aren't parts of the body you can point to!

I have a gingerbread man and I am trying to figure out which part to eat that represents gender presentation

Desperately need cishets to stop trying to use every piece of queer terminology for different aspects of gender as just Cool Ways To Say Man / Woman. "Femme" does not mean Woman! "AMAB" does not mean Man! "Female-presenting" doesn't mean Trans Woman! Please! I am fucking BEGGING you!

This explains like 90% of American politics right now

Love how Chatterton is like "yes Bruenig is right and Savage is wrong but this demonstrably false phenomenon feels true to me." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

Better Call Ishmaul

Do you think I'd get banned if I changed my display name to Call Me Shemale?

Remember that girl who went on talk shows claiming finasteride turned her trans? lol

I'm starting to feel like speculation about whether trans people will be thrown in camps is becoming increasingly distasteful the more immigrants are *already* being thrown in camps. The camps aren't a future thing to worry about, they're a present thing to attend to.

He definitely has the proper 40k feel too. Like that sort of "reading Heavy Metal, 2000 AD, and Spawn while listening to Maiden" vibe that's been missing far too often lately. 40k should never look out of place airbrushed on the side of a van.

I've decided this guy used to be Huron's favourite chapter serf but he's just Like That Now:

Oh shit this is actually pretty awesome. I do like the recent trend of giving minis to cool but somewhat neglected and secondary characters.

It's only okay to get your kid into Warhammer if you have two boys because that way in twenty years you have a boy and a girl

I genuinely love that these are the same high elf rune:

Goofy is the villain of Goofy Movie.

Joyeaux noël, fuckers! ❤️

It’s kinda funny how one of the reasons MCU is dying is because they did too good a job resolving their own narratives. Nobody WANTS to see Downey or Evans because their stories were satisfyingly concluded. Seeing them yanks that away.

okay this one wins

ᴄɪᴛɪᴢᴇɴꜱ: ɪɢɴᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟɪᴇꜱ ❌ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴅꜱ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀʏᴏʀꜱ ᴘᴏᴅᴄᴀꜱᴛ❌ This week: the drunkest man in Alberta and his incredible ideas: nogodsnomayors.com

I had a nice dream about horsies so I guess I have to listen to Belle & Sebastien today

I was gonna do a post then I forgot the post

Timey Tin the Clockwork Man

One detail Muppets attends to that a lot of adaptations leave out is that Scrooge lives in business chambers in an abandoned cul-de-sac. An utterly isolated and mean life, when he could *easily* afford a nice warm home with neighbours around.

the McCallisters deserves to have their hoarded wealth redistributed

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, diminished and went West into the Undying Lands

Books really are ideal Christmas pressies. I feel like Boxing Week is all about getting cozy indoors and enjoying sweets and treats and whatever Books or Videogames you got.

Tiny Tim, who did not die—-his format was merely discontinued because he was a minidisk edition of the album by The Replacements. Probably worth a lot of money now if you still have one…

glo-o-o-o-o-o o-o-o-o-o o-o-o-oria in excelsis deo daylight come and me wanna go home

And on the pedestal throne these words appear: "My name is Tiny Tim, King Of Kings, Look on my works, ye mighty, and god bless us, everyone"; No thing besides remains, save a vast and empty stone chair, and a half-sunk stone crutch; boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

explain your username i’m natalie and i like elves