I just saw a trailer for “Backrooms” and lmao they’re finally doing a Navidson Record movie.

My 1999 self would weep at how totally broken the internet has become. AI slop, social media walled gardens that rot the brain, surveillance pricing and advertising, every single goddamn website has an endless cloudflare captcha loop before you get to read anything. Burn it all down.

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"

oh look another commissar released without his fucking regiment

You can sum up the entirety of the good and bad things about the American character in the stories of two Mt. St. Helens victims: David A. Johnston, the pioneering volcanologist who was killed making scientific observations, and Harry R. Truman who was a dumb old dipshit who refused to evacuate.

The McBarge finally sank :(

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

hey everyone it’s time once again for those wacky sneezing pandas take it away m.youtube.com/shorts/RM7OQ...

Would anyone be willing to help me out with a little bit of grocery and household stuff money to help hang in til the 28th? Don’t need much, and I’d be very thankful. Paypal / Interac are sincerelynataliereed at gmail

what gender is this

Young Arbitor Ian could get it. Phwoar.

Nuked from orbit

Tired: Transitioning Wired: Henshin!

I was actually thinking about this a bit yesterday. The sort of arrested adolescence our entire generation is stuck in, and how our depressingly juvenile tastes and interests are connected to the way we’ve been denied a chance to “grow up” in other aspects of our life. When no one let’s you have…

I didn’t even like He-Man in the 80s.

There’s this extremely embarrassing way millennials are kinda becoming the new boomers in that everyone else is being force-fed *our* nostalgia.

The Muppet Horus Heresy

Believing oneself to be exceptionally smart and good at critical thinking and immune to deception is, generally speaking, the best way to end up becoming a credulous doofus drowning in misinfo and conspiracy theories. The real way to protect yourself is *humility*, and constantly reminding…

you ever think about how joe rogan actually thinks of himself as especially skeptical person with great gifts of perception who always knows when something is bullshit

Remember everyone, there’s no rule that says you HAVE to play the current edition of 40k

One of my best friends is in dire need gofund.me/5c8ef2ef1

anyone wanna buy me a coffee? I’ll tell a joke or something in return.

Rhea Seehorn is 54?!?? Damn, girl must’ve had one hell of a moisturizer.

"You shouldn't support Palestine. They would kill you for being trans!" say the people who want to kill me for being trans in the United States.

TiL the Game of Thrones pronounces name “Janos” like “Janice” and wtf

I actually think the reason AI slop sucks is kind of the exact OPPOSITE of its failure to adhere to convention. It’s nothing *but* convention. It’s a slurry made from pureeing stolen works and binding the goop together *using* convention. It’s all the problems of art-by-committee but multiplied…

hey what was that movie where the little kid gets the alien starship and flies it around? Not the Last Starfighter. This was a much younger kid, and the ship itself was the focus of the story.

Maybe someday I should come out of the closet and tell you all that I’m transgender.

I could go for some Indian food tbh

do you ever just think about the man who makes the onion bhaji go away?

Do you think it would be chill to have one guardsman out of the twenty Miasmans not be wearing her rebreather?

The Chem Dog novel has a Savlar with a name uncomfortably close to my real one. :P

there are hobby red flags, and then are hobby red fucking flags

Getting into lemon iced tea and arnold palmers. It’s my new thing. Just thought it was important that you all know that.

sad natalie

Ordered some Vostroyans so August Natalie can be really really cross with May Natalie.

I FUCKING DO

Trans women are evil manly men unlike me, a white cisgender man who has done the work to deconstruct my male privilege and arrived at "trans women are the problem".

I saw a trailer for that new Big Bang Theory Cinematic Universe show and can we PLEASE admit that multiverse bullshit is dead.

Oh look it’s the “white” silencer on the transmisogyny gun again.

I'm kinda fascinated by the cover stories, here, both individually and together, like some guy is picking this up off the stands and thinking, "Ah, the two greatest issues weighing heavy on my mind."

Atari 5200 baybeeeeee

The body is a temple. Temples aren’t made of metal. Case closed.

Lot of young faces in this graphic. I'm about as liberal as it gets, but even I can admit that we're facing some pretty uncertain times. I can't be the only one who thinks that we need experience in the White House to steer the ship. That's why I'm announcing my support for Joe Biden in 2028.

I watched that The Tithes: Bullets episode last night and it is pretty fucking depressing in terms of what Warhammer is becoming. Every character except for the administratum adepts is a perfect 1:1 duplication of a miniature, with zero imagination or creativity. Like the exact opposite of how…

this is the dumbest fucking thing to attempt to get people upset about. how many fucking people are dying to MUSKET balls every year?? 🙄🙄 jfc, there are so many more pressing issues, but someone at AP said “nah, fuck that. we gotta tell *this* story.”

19 years old. Fuck.

Trying so hard not to make Thick Of It references right now.