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Timey Tin the Clockwork Man

One detail Muppets attends to that a lot of adaptations leave out is that Scrooge lives in business chambers in an abandoned cul-de-sac. An utterly isolated and mean life, when he could *easily* afford a nice warm home with neighbours around.

the McCallisters deserves to have their hoarded wealth redistributed

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, diminished and went West into the Undying Lands

Books really are ideal Christmas pressies. I feel like Boxing Week is all about getting cozy indoors and enjoying sweets and treats and whatever Books or Videogames you got.

Tiny Tim, who did not die—-his format was merely discontinued because he was a minidisk edition of the album by The Replacements. Probably worth a lot of money now if you still have one…

glo-o-o-o-o-o o-o-o-o-o o-o-o-oria in excelsis deo daylight come and me wanna go home

And on the pedestal throne these words appear: "My name is Tiny Tim, King Of Kings, Look on my works, ye mighty, and god bless us, everyone"; No thing besides remains, save a vast and empty stone chair, and a half-sunk stone crutch; boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

explain your username i’m natalie and i like elves

they make a santa version of the chocolate bunnies

Pluribus is about a mono lesbian trying to date a poly lesbian

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The self burns from warhammer 40k authors always give me a giggle.

its that time again! …and a merry christmas to all

Does the OU grad student who was fired for being trans and giving a loser a zero have a gofundme?

fried chicken

I have no mouth but I must bah humbug

Lukewarm Take: Young Zoomer / Gen Alpha memes like 67 and Skibidi Toilet are so surreal and devoid of meaning because they, like all youth, need sub-cultural signifiers that aren’t legible to us adults. It’s an important and healthy thing. They need their own conceptual spaces that we don’t steal.

“breasts becoming lumpy” is an awful way to describe the effects of hrt but the original version was even worse.

I should go do errands before everything closes for the next two days, but on the other hand, I don’t WANNA

The Oh God of Hangovers is a greater daemon of Nurgle.

I don’t know why but I feel like the Guzman would be a cool name for a spaceshup

It’s 10pm. Do you know where your Tiny Tim is?

Sometimes it seems like the coolest era for Warhammer Fantasy was the period right after I left the hobby, and the coolest era for 40k right before I came back.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUT MAGAZINE NO NO NO

Staring into screens together with family is actually kinda nice tho.

The birds do not sing, they screech in pain

impossible to find a good sweet roll in this skeever hole of a city

I want to hang out with y'all's dogs

I don't know what to tell you but they didn't

I love that the self-destructive, embittered, alcoholic mess who kiiiinda commits sexual assault is what Vince Gilligan creates as his first Good Guy protagonist.

If you see this post your favourite final fantasy character Cyan Garamonde, Knight of Doma

One of my most vivid and ugly memories from tabling Archie Comics’ booth at San Diego Comic Con way back when, was watching the floor open on Sat & seeing a tidal wave of grown neckbeard men rush for the Hasbro (MLP) and Funko (Pop) booths specifically. One of them actually pushed aside a child.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT grow old…

Every time a bowl game takes place in the Dallas Cowboys practice facility, like the Frisco Bowl, I’m reminded that, bafflingly, this iconic fight happened outside that space.

And on the pedestal throne these words appear: "My name is Tiny Tim, King Of Kings, Look on my works, ye mighty, and god bless us, everyone"; No thing besides remains, save a vast and empty stone chair, and a half-sunk stone crutch; boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

Reason #433 that Warhammer Fantasy is better than 40k: It has guys that go doot

Tiny Tim, who did NOT read Die, was very confused by Die: Loaded

Maybe the real Tiny Tim was the friends we made along the way.

I haven't even had any egg nog yet this year

So apparently Russia might've actually been developing cobalt bombs in the late 2010s so... uh... that's a cheery Christmas thought.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, walked faithfully with God, and then he was not, for God took him.

So labour is now officially more homophobic than the tories? Bang up job, Starmer.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, instead remained forever frozen, trapped like a fly in amber in the very moment of Caledor's great casting, in the centre of the Isle of the Dead in the Inner Sea, whereupon the vortex was opened so that the mortal realm would be spared the predations of Chaos.

They do this shit solely because it disgusts us. It's rubbing our faces in it. It is, like most things they do, about a performative optics of power. "Whatcha gonna do about it, huh?! Nothing. That's what I thought". So that we feel helpless.