Mobile frosty men spotted and recorded at noon in Red Wing, MN. Please spread the world to Prairie Island Res and Natives in the area!!!

This beef will remain eternal. Beyond the grave.

Bubba, at the grocery store, to a very cute lil grandma: “You look lovely today!” No context, no lead in. Just turned around and paid someone a compliment. Bro really lives his life in search of smiles 💜

Back to the MedTent: So remember when I was crashing out over the skyrocketing influenza cases? Crashed out too soon. Glad to see mask mandates back but I hope this drives home the point. Hospitals are on bypass, there is no wiggle room right now.

This worked on me like an emergency braking system. Needed it.

Y’all I’ve been so disgusted and befuddled by this I’ve lost my accent 😳 Just out here yellin’ in geographically indistinct English.

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

So yeah, in hindsight, there really was no comfort in “he’s too stupid to do any REAL damage” was there…

It was 3 full years into recovery before I accepted this. In that 3 years I delivered my first child after 4 days of labor and turned down necessary pain meds out of fear. THIS is where harm reduction and addiction counselors are so very necessary. Addicts often need explicit permission 💜

I finally feel confident & comfortable saying this: I am no longer “In Recovery”. I felt like this benzo prescription would be a great time to reevaluate where I am & after 21 years I can say “I can handle it now.” If you’re on your journey- you got this my love 💜 Your best days await you 💜

In 2026: -Mutual Aid is MUTUAL. Services in kind, barter, replenishment of funds. We need to be a lil stricter on the Mutual part. -We’re getting our seasonal boosters and masking up. Several health events are gonna converge this year and prevention is going to be KEY to survival.

@sleepyneutrons.bsky.social Just make this into a hoodie for me please. For my birthday 🙏🙏🙏

My singular greatest peeve is Stupidity. (Hold on let me land this plane) Racism, Bigotry, Hate Phobias- they’re all covered under the umbrella of Willful Stupidity. So is willful ignorance. You’re CHOOSING to stay uneducated & stupid bc it’s EASIER. Nothing in this universe will enrage me more.

Every so often I go viral on Twitter and it reminds me how bad The Bad Place is and how many functionally illiterate ppl there are in this country. Like, they could fully miss the point of Go Spot, Go!

I caught this a few weeks back and it kicked the shit out of me. Get your shot, wear a mask, do all the things.

I am NOT KIDDING about this influenza season y’all. www.usatoday.com/story/news/h...

Get your flu shot and mask up ppl. Influenza A and specifically type H3N2 is wrecking both patients and hospitals right now. I am so serious some of the patient complaints are- “Like coughing up razor blades” “My body is on fire” “It hurts to breathe” (typed out by pt)

I know I’m in a state of perpetual aggravation regarding scientific literacy but FOR FUCK’S SAKE SUSAN you inject Botox into your face every 3 months but you wanna wax poetic on the evils of…standard antibiotics & vaccines. Sweet Smallpox Jesus take me now.

My incarcerated patient called for Christmas and normally these calls are 2 minutes of business & 13 minutes of shooting the shit. But he wants me to convey his “deep shock and concern” and the number of women on Ozempic. Like he is genuinely concerned there will be a shortage of thicc baddies 😂😭💀

Christmas Eve tradition: Try and watch Harry Potter whilst the dog asserts his dominance via farts and belly rubs.

SO NOW I’VE GOT BEEF WITH TREES?!?!

“Mom you’re not old. You’re aged. Like a vintage or something.” THIS CHILD I SWEAR 💀

He has his own list: Mayor Mom Jeans Mayor MooseKnuckle Rhythmless Dork In Jorts Mayor Howdy Doody Addlepated Twatwaffle

It’s all fun & games until your mouth gets all the way out in front of your hands and you call a “deputy” a “cockwombling fuckmuppet” and ALL OF A SUDDEN everybody wants to talk about professionalism.

Y’all don’t mind me I’m gonna be over here smiling & crying at the same time 🥹 Many thanks to FBE Consulting Events & Refined Reverie for the opportunity to serve a wonderful community 💜💜💜

The dress code for visitations is one of the most illogical and dumbest lists you’ll ever read. No sweatpants No track suits No scrubs No leggings No loose-fitting clothing No tight-fitting clothing No logos No tank tops No jackets No jeggings No spandex And it goes ON AND ON.

There’s something definitively, inarguably evil in how Bureau of Prisons operates with respect to visitation. Because I just drove 5 hours for a monthly visit only to be met with signs taped to the door “No Visitation Today”. Families spend money & take PTO for these visits FFS.

Physicians on social media commenting on the number of patients inquiring about GLP-1s when AT LEAST HALF their patients have spent their adult lives being told all their medical issues stem from being overweight. Not everyone wants to be thin. Some of them just want you to stop being blind.

My apologies to @sleepyneutrons.bsky.social for keeping him awake last night while the 18 YO and I spent 2.5 hours discussing the possible ramifications of giving Octopi enhanced sentience and language to communicate with humans.

I cannot fully express the relief I’m feeling, sitting here at the VA pharmacy, just to have medications prescribed again. It’s been almost a full year since I had any meds. And that’s- so very far from okay. *I* have been very far from okay.

What irritates the fuck out of me about @governorwalz.mn.gov is that he, that one guy all by his big self, has the ability to stop them but not the will. It’s ALWAYS my problem with Democrats- forever shoving our pain & sacrifices in our faces but never actually DOING ANYTHING.

Getting suspended on the Free Speech Absolutist’s hellsite for making a joke about concealed carrying in your crotch. The Republic is being destroyed by a fraternity of bitches calling each other Alphas 💀😂

Hey my loves. I’m going to take a break soon from all social media. I’ve been trying to get Lotus Medics off the ground for a few years and for more than a few reasons it’s not working, but I’ve also officially run out of wiggle room in the budget. Y’all helped ENORMOUSLY keeping this day at bay.

Y’all send me good vibes please! Lotus Medics first official job is tomorrow at A Court of Wine & Whimsy in Virginia and I want it to go as beautifully as all the other community events I’ve done!

Camden is an underfunded school in North Minneapolis, and they weren’t able to put on a fall play this year due to lack of funding. Camden Drama Club is a very important space for queer kids who don’t have a lot of safe spaces in their lives, and they need to raise funds to continue. Can you help?

If you'd like to donate to Trans Lifeline in honor of the Trans Day of Remembrance, you can do so here: give.translifeline.org/campaign/746... Also, do some shopping via trans owned/operated small businesses, especially if you'd just be buying stuff for the sake of it during Black Friday week. 🏳️‍⚧️

On this Transgender Day of Remembrance I want to remind my trans homies that each of you are miraculous displays of the infinite possibilities that life contains. You are more precious than stardust and dearer than time. And you will all know a peaceful existence on this Earth before I leave it 💜

EVERYBODY SHUT UP WE’VE GOT A PLAN HERE

Rare is the enemy who deserves no quarter or mercy. Whose only value to you is in their inglorious and ignominious demise. Behold, our common and irredeemable foe- The Waymo. Water the ground with the synthetic oil of your enemy.

I’m not the type of mom to make my kids’ school projects for them. I am 100% the type to send them recipe links and watch the canon event unfold 😂 Buddy chose macarons and I could not interfere with fate 💀

FDA is approving a new form of nalmefene for “prophylaxis” for “opioid exposure,” specifically citing fentanyl. “Fentanyl exposure” is not a thing. Fent has to be intentionally ingested to cause OD. It’s being made by a “blockchain-focused digital finance company” whose “biotech arm” is only this…

Update: Katie just called me. She is being held by Homeland Security at the Whipple Federal Building down by the airport. They have not told her anything. No word on release, no word on charges. Nothing. Ridiculous. But she is fine and in good spirits. Her attorney is en route there right now.

Genuinely needed this after the news broke that both PA & NP programs were removed from the “Professional Program” list for student loans. You can get $50K/yr in loans for chiropractic school or theology, but PA & NP students are now limited to 20K/yr. Those programs cost 100K btw…

Hi all. As many of you know, my kid is trans and is probably the most awesome person alive. I hate to ask, since I know we are luckier than most, but medical care in the US is a disaster & I can't cover this on my own. Please share & help Lou become the version of himself he wants to be. ❤️

We have a NEW COMMUNITY MEMBER 💜💜💜 Welcome to the world lil guy!! If you’d like to help a new mom with formula/bottle/diapers the CA is $newstruggle

I’dve been at that table like this fuck sleep 😭😭😭

No hate to tall kings but 5’5”-5’10” is a real sweet spot. ✅ Shower fun ✅ Snuggle position ✅ Not putting shit where I can’t reach it ✅ Occasionally pilfering their pants with ACTUAL POCKETS. They’re actually perfectly built for us 💜

Organize your neighborhood, patrol your block, & defend your neighbors. We need you! No one is coming to save us except ourselves

The fate of this entire nation rests on the integrity of Lauren Boebert and Nancy Mace. Lemme just go throw up right now.