Unicron is such a diva

if I ever get to live in a house again I’m going to have a camping gear room

My accountability partner is the Fairfax county police department

Right now where you live healthcare for trans kids is either being made literally illegal by your state or made functionally illegal by the unlawful threats of the federal government and a care infrastructure glad to sacrifice trans kids on the altar of appeasement. www.npr.org/2026/04/17/n...

I planned on a four-mile run today. Then I literally ran into someone I know and ended up following them on a six-mile run 😭

The Inflation Reduction Act was the single most aggressive investment in rural America since the New Deal. Direct investment, high wage jobs, energy security, you name it. It was all there. Too bad it happened 200 years ago and all the records of it are lost forever.

When we finally end up with a colony on mars and we are rotating people through, do you think they will let you waste fuel and bring your clothes back? Or do you show up and they are like “welcome to mars, here is your bunk and here is your underwear left by the person who went home“

I know the correct way to say Appalachia because @jessilynn.bsky.social has a sweatshirt that told me how to say it😂

Elon Musk basically accused Trump of being a pedophile and then got dinner with him again a few months later. Joe Rogan acted shocked and dismayed about ICE and Iran and now he’s standing behind Trump in the Oval Office. These guys only care about holding onto power through any means necessary

Who’s in charge of communications? Bunch of lance corporals?

Also, hoping the lady who says Obama is guilty of treason, the guy who thinks Trump is Jesus, the lady sleeping with her security detail and who drinks on the job, and the guy who harvests raccoon penises will vote the president mentally unfit for office doesn't seem like the soundest strategy.

Happy Bare Minimum Friday to all who celebrate

I’m having a super good day because I was in the mall and got a pair of running shorts (normally $90) for just $39

Jakob talking about me in a meeting: “he’s very very smart”

On this day in 2002, a bomb dropped in error spilled the 1stCanadian blood on the soil of Kandahar, Afghanistan. Sgt Marc Daniel Leger. Cpl Ainsworth Dyer. Pte Richard Green. Pte Nathan Smith. The first of many. At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we will remember them. Lest we forget.

I worked with linguists at Virginia Tech to analyze the 1,500+ Appalachian accents we collected. It’s been fascinating. open.substack.com/pub/appodlac...

Today is my Friday!!!

NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East. This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family. Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships. Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

I hope after I’m dead or go missing people will link me to the ten or so government “scientists“ who have all gone missing and not like oh no he has nothing to do with any extraterrestrial activities whatsoever

BREAKING: Senate Republicans blocked my War Powers Resolution that would have ended Trump's unnecessary, unjustified war against Iran. These cowards have had four chances to stop this chaos in the Middle East. And they put Trump's ego before America. Every damn time.

To this day Jakob refuses to pay me friend-tax

Donald Trump cut health care for Americans so that Meta could get a $3 billion tax cut. I asked the IRS commissioner if that was a "really good outcome for the American public." He said yes.

No! YOU been pooping all wrong

One more day closer to THE day

This account is 100% AI free. It is also 100% just I free

Dental surgery, with good insurance $7,200, this is the US we live in. My pain is so insignificant compared to the what we are doing to the rest of the world. I say, we, because even though I voted blue, this is still our country.

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

"She is from British Columbia but moved to Texas in 2021 when she married her American husband. The family was driving home from a baby shower when they were stopped at a border patrol checkpoint. She and Ayla, who has autism, were fingerprinted and detained..." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I’m shocked this dude is still on the school board. I’m shocked this isn’t his first time being a creep and they kept him on the school board. I’m however, not shocked this happened in Tennessee people.com/dad-confront...

They call him 007. Zero loving parents Zero foreign allies Seven Popes killed

Orban concedes defeat. The support of Trump, Vance, Putin, Lavrov, Weidel, Milei, Le Pen, Fico, Babis and many others could not overcome Hungarian anger at a stagnant, corrupt regime www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Quite literally the plan, at least how I see it. If they can trash the parks, they can make an argument for privatization and selling them off. I spent years wandering the wilderness with camera… not because trees are my favorite subject… but because I wanted people to see the world I care about.

What if a peace negotiation lasts longer than my divorce settlement negotiatio?

This sandwich loves me and I love this sandwich

i hope we will collectively learn from this experience that government is for people who are serious about governing

My therapist’s office is accepting gasoline as payment

No shit www.yahoo.com/news/article...

What is a race (run or bike) you really want to do? For me it’s the Tokyo Marathon and the Cincinnati Flying Pig Marathon

A powerful man sexually pursuing a young woman who works for him is oppressive. It immediately limits and reshapes her future to her detriment, whether she is physically forced into it or not. It’s coercion either way, and that is why it’s so wrong. It’s an abuse of power.

Teenage dancers protest Epstein cover-up to Madonna’s “Live to Tell,” sung by a children’s choir. I remember how this song hit me as a young girl when it first came out - hits even harder watching these teen girls dancing it to stand up for other girls - now women - who deserve justice.

Mine dropper boats are dropper of mines that are boats. I’m a fucking genius

I passed a dude wearing a vmi shirt and didn’t say anything lol

The fact that this keeps happening is by itself reason enough to abolish ICE When you then consider all the people they’ve killed, the concentration camps they created-where they chronic abuse immigrants-and their lawlessness Ridding the US of this rogue agency becomes an act of self-preservation

Post run breakfast sandwich 😋

@ericswalwell.bsky.social Time to drop out and resign.

men can’t understand what it’s like for women to see story after story after story of women being victims of sexual violence in a culture where it’s routine; what it’s like to live in a world that is fundamentally hostile to our existence. it’s a wonder we leave the fucking house, let alone thrive.

Just missed the last blue line train lmaoooo

Yes!!!!!! Splashdown!!!!!!!