Posting this so to hype jakob up. I’m that kind of a friend

farmers sure are not shy complaining about not getting enough subsidies

It’s the time of the year where I review and adjust my finances, tbh it’s more and more like playing darts

Video footage ✅ Clear evidence of a crime ✅ Why aren't local cops arresting these assholes?

RFK Jr is directly responsible for the deaths of 83 children in American Samoa from measles because he told them to stop vaccinating. Now, he's trying to kill trans kids. He's a fucking psychopath.

My therapist trying to help me

**putting together the Swiffer Sweep and Mop Starter Kit together like a sniper getting into position

I fundamentally don’t understand how to use tissue paper for gift bags lmaooooo

Global War on Transgender Service medal, with F device for separation and gold star signifying that this is my second award.

Virginia is subsidizing a multi-trillion dollar industry with a $1.6B tax break at a time when we’re trying to determine how we’re going to backfill the federal cuts to SNAP and Medicaid. Once again, I’ll be introducing a budget amendment to end this exemption. www.bizjournals.com/washington/n...

My math says if I purchase things on different credit cards then I’m spending less

It’s easy to make dogs like you

A 17-year-old worker died at a pork producer in Nebraska run by the governor’s family. Two investigations later, the boy’s mother is still searching for answers. trib.al/z7ZUF62

Llama rhymes with Christma

Happy birthday baby jesus, don’t forget about the troops

Lmaoooo I’m the only child

If you signed up for a run tomorrow morning like some kind of a psychopath, now it’s time to carb load

Washington DC is so pretty at night. Especially during the holidays. I will never get tired of the lights

Someone told me Fourth Wing is a fantasy novel like the lord of the rings so I guess I will give it a shot

staffer: you talked to the little girls? trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked staffer: what

I can't tell if these flowers are sad or just need water (they need water)

The point of Apple T’s Pluribus is that nobody, including aliens, can say no to attractive people

hi, are you also here to microdose the downfall of our democracy?

1. The rich

Who do we feel about using the same gift wrapping paper as last year?

At the end of the movie Roofman this police Sargent said Jeffrey Manchester shouldn’t be seen as a nice person because the toys he donated to the church were stolen toys. Lmaooo the toys were stolen from a corporation 🤷🏽‍♂️

funny how that works

Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

This means the VA won't cover abortions EVEN in the case of rape, incest, or serious threat to the health of the patient. The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.

Some of the filthiest curses I hear is during online Tetris

look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get

There are shopping places here that are so fancy it is uncomfortable. you know how some restaurants that will bring the lobster or steak to you before they cook it. Well it’s fancier than that

Kinda like the 5th place swimmer.

AP: In Lexington, Nebraska, population 11,000, the closure of the Tyson meatpacking plant means 3,200 jobs lost forever, and the loss of $241 Million in pay and benefits will wipe out local restaurants, grocers, convenience stores, and others. Job losses expected to reach 7,000. Trump’s Golden Age.

Oh

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

Trump didn’t force the companies who got rid of their DEI policies to do it. They *wanted* to.

archive.org/details/3mam... Yep spread it far and wide, fuck Bari Weiss, fuck Dump and his revolting white nationalist cronies.

My therapist sent my photo back to me and now I’m going to cry

Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.

You like mustard? The gas that killed thousands in the Great War?

The video has been taken down from YouTube. You can still download it here: is.gd/paU8Ko

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

For all the months of "what about Clinton" that we've heard from the right....seems like the only ones actually scared of releasing the entirety of the files is Trump and Trump's closest toadies.

Do I like penguins? No, I like animals that have knees

Lmaoooo 1% pay increase lolz

In 2026 I’m going to be into astrology

nothing i can say about these people is crueler than their behavior toward each other

Quiet, piggy

“at least people can say marry Christmas again“ I muttered to myself as I walked across the trump memorial bridge to get on the trump metro at trumpsonian station so I can get my weekly bread ration card from the trump nutrition agency