I honestly cannot say fuck you loud enough lmaoooo finance.yahoo.com/news/once-ge...

I love jet lag because it’s only 2pm but it feels like 9pm

One reason I don’t watch team sports is that I’m extremely superstitious. I don’t know what I have done to make this team not doing well

Why am I awake lmaooo

Idiocracy is happening right before our eyes.

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

EXCLUSIVE: Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.

51 days until marine corps birthday

Liberal democracy and constitutional government rely on people dedicated to following the Constitution and the laws objectively, without ideological or personal favoritism. Authoritarian rule relies on most decisions being at the individual discretion of those in the government.

We should stand up for our fellow Americans. Anything less is moral cowardice.

Some 154 million people in the United States get health care through their employer — and for many, their costs are about to go way up.

I love this town because a person my age wearing a non-military beret and a teenage mutant ninja turtles T-shirt on a skateboard passed me earlier and asked “hey where did you get your croissant?”

However this ends, we have to find a way out of having every aspect of our short lives on this planet controlled by money

My terrible sleep schedule continues

It’s illegal to say mean but true things about me. Thank you for your attention to this matter. *covers decaying hand with other decaying hand*

As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women. The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.

Stark contrast between LA elected officials who were nowhere to be found on the ground and the multiple elected officials in Chicago gulping teargas with the people they represent.

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Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

I’m back, nerds!

"If you had to guess what percentage of American adults are transgender..." Survey Guess: 21% Actual Share of the US Population: Less than 1% - YouGov -

My room number is the ratio of a circle’s circumstance and its diameter

CBS, ABC and Disney should get the full treatment Target got. They are anti-FreeSpeech & openly pro-Fascist. Boycott them. Destroy their bottom line. See how long they can survive just MAGA viewership. Time to put your money where your love of the Constitution is. Do. Not. Support. Them.

Lmaooo

Signs you might be a far right authoritarian party (#3233): You’ve lost <checks notes> John Yoo and Karl Rove in the same week:

If you think about it, it’s so crazy that eating food is something most people do everyday

Me, giving the new Pfc another soda and a stick of butter: “get that sugar and fat into your blood, we will need it later” www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Just FYI, @runforsomething.net is building the largest candidate pipeline in politics with nearly 250k people on our list considering a run for office - & our PAC is supporting nearly 300 state & local candidates in 2025 elections. Our budget this year is about $7.5 million.

Ta-Nehasi Coates is doing a lot of things with this essay, but one of the most important is fearlessly using examples of anti-trans hate to describe Charlie Kirk's politics. The contrast between his choices and those of other writers for major legacy outlets is revealing.

I hope the post-GWOT kids look up what legal papers John Yoo has written about war and crime 🥴

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You “regret” mistakes. This was not a mistake. They deliberately shackled these people and distributed video of them being humiliated. They detained them for days after. What they regret is that, this time, their gleeful anti-immigrant violence wrought negative consequences for the administration.

If you don’t get the hotel I told you to get then you can walk to my hotel if you want a ride lol

1. Trump threatened every hospital that provides gender affirming care to transgender youth. Many complied and shut down their programs. Boston Children's Hospital didn't. They fought back and kept providing care. And now, they just beat Trump in court. Subscribe to support our journalism.

If we are to deprive political violence of its power, we must reject anyone who commits or promotes it - and also reject any move to exploit it.

Sitting in a dark hotel room eating cold wigren herkkunakki to save my money 😬

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The Dept. of Education has pulled funding for programs in 8 states that support students with both hearing and vision loss. A staffer at one program says he was told the Trump admin. took issue with 2 words on the grant application: “transition" and “privilege": www.propublica.org/article/trum...

the most American thing ever is blame foreigners

Going live on WCPT in a moment to talk about the campaign. Tune in!

Me: does your room have a stand up shower? European hotel: we have the concept of a stand up shower

How is it a “midnight“ run when I’m done by 10:40 pm?!

F around, I’m about to find out 😭😭

Now let’s do the nation.

Me, after three saunas “oh is this electric? I’m sorry, I only go to wood-fired saunas“.

So Charlie Kirk was killed by a right wing cis man in the middle of a speech about how dangerous trans people are? Not one single one of them is going to stop and think are they

How about that.