Did. Did Games Workshop just announce a wearable plush power fist? Huh.

We tried to watch Star Trek Academy just to quit at the first Jocks Vs Nerds scene when we remembered we actually hate school drama settings.

About once a month I remember how the X-Men were my first true nerd love but I rarely engage with them nowadays because they are perfect as a concept but every single iteration of them I frustratingly flawed in a different way. Like every sane person I spend a lot of time making mental lists ...

Thinking about recruiting 4-5 bearded persons for the medieval funk band "Town Folks" I'm the blacksmith character Is this something?

Tolkien mentions bicycles in the Shire in an early draft of the Hobbit. Could the Fellowship, mounted on lightweight mithril-alloy mountain bikes, have simply ridden into Mordor? In this essay I will...

Someone should invent swords but for men. Could be a market.

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Der Comic war schon länger in meinem Kopf und er macht mir wieder etwas Mut. Vielleicht hilft er euch auch 💜. We can fight the fight!

Looked through the preview document for the Blades'68 book and found a table for when you need a random 60s vibe colour scheme. I so, so much love TTRPG books.

Cactus Jack Dude Love Mankind Santa Claus

Hezekiah Moscow und Ich. Groß in Deutschland! Me and my fella are in Der Spiegel online. Might make it to print too! Vielen Dank Der Spiegel, Frank Thadeusz, Ossi Piispanen 🙏🏻 I feel sick and my heart might explode. And I only look and sound SLIGHTLY like an obsessed crazy woman, right? 😆

Still thinking about it I'd like to hear some serious american bigfooters' theories about medieval european 'Wild Men' that go beyond 'See, every culture has them!' Same species as the american ones? Also no physical traces/bodies? Where they also mythically connected to native americans? (more..)

And since today turned out to be Talk About Copaganda Day: "My favourite nostalgia show with Special Agent McCopenburger doesn't count as copaganda because he's quirky and doesn't act like a cop at all!" is the intended effect of copaganda. You can still watch it. Just be more curious about it.

Orken x Caravaggio🤟 Painted this reinterpretation of “David with the Head of Goliath” for the #OrkenReloaded contest held by @sixmorevodkastudio.bsky.social. We had to mix the world of Orken with any other visual media, so I chose of of my favourite painters. I’ve been waiting for Orken for YEARS!

Yo, @samreich.bsky.social , two ways out of this without breaking our hearts: #1 It's faked to set up some Game Changer madness. "Can we troll Brennan into quitting the company?" or something like this. Would watch that. #2 Wysocki gets to kill a cop.

Wargaming often hides behind the claim of "political neutrality." It’s the "I just like the history" defense. But choosing what history to simulate & how to market it is an inherently political act. I want 2 talk about how "Héroes de Baler" (NAC Wargames) is sold vs. what it actually simulates 1/n

Using that term is really disrespectful to orcs, trolls and ogres who practice traditional bonesmashing in the reasonable and ethical ways of their cultural heritage.

If you cite entertainment TV shows as origins of your moral values you're cringe and won't go to Sto'Vo'Kor.

Reminder that these things are not street legal in Europe for being too ugly and unsafe. We just don't have them. These deaths were not inevitable.

Was a bit motivated and arrived earlier at work than usual. (flextime is nice) Heard so many dumb comments about it my motivation to ever be early again instantly died. Kartoffel work culture is obsessed with harming itself by dumb comments.

Mhm. Somebody should write a Forged in the Dark that's all just conspiracies. 50+ factions of acronym agencies, Illuminati and Quantum Bigfoots with lots of automated faction clocks driving their insane agendas forward. Conspiracy board as a game mechanic. No, I don't have time for this.

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DIE loaded #4 arrived at my door and was read and now I have to wait another month for more. A whole month. Nobody is suffering as much as I am.

I re-read Hellboy every couple of years. And it's so fun to get to this bit where a billionaire on his private island meets a weird freak and immediately devotes all his resources to supporting esoteric fascism

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image) Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts) Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

Being a bit jurassic-minded today I think it's insulting there are 200 identical zombie-survival-scavenger games but not a single one where you are the lone survivor in a legally distinct dinosaur zoo catastrophe who does the usual Punch Tree & Loot Ruins routine while hiding from Tyrannosaurs.

I always used to joke the original Spinosaurus specimen was bombed by the RAF (true story) because it was a nazi (plausible guess, right?). Now I found out Spinosaurus's dad Ernst Stromer hated nazis and was forced to retire his academic career in 1937 because they hated him too. Sorry, Spino! 😔

It's a bit weird we have two different weirdo billionaires with private islands where bad thing happened paleontologists can be connected to.

new spino *methodically sharpens a harpoon, starring out into the rain* new spino dropped

Works every time on me 😕

Just saw an ad that started out "your kids won't remember their best day of screen time" and while I of course broadly agree with the sentiment that you should do activities with your children, don't tell me i don't remember beating zelda a link to the past

It's a bit disturbing people clearly see centuries of oppression, exploitation and cruelty monarchs caused and profited from and still somehow for a moral judgement so often chose to add "and they're inbred!" as if that had any relevance.

Started to listen to bigfooter podcasts again because I need some conspiratorial obsession around me that isn't about ruining harmless people's lives.

We made hats unaffordable for regular people and still don't know where the rabbit comes from but trust me, we will master this new technology that was totally not a trick.

It's great to see the Catholic Church get behind indie comics, with Ash Wednesday raising awareness of DIE, the bleak fantasy comic starring Ash. Thanks, Catholic Church! bindings.app/read/pDVjSGWC

*looking at the Warhammer Total War news* Um. Any chance these new guys got any unusual and exciting special attack rules?

Random reminder that thanks to Kim Newman's short story Red Thirst from 1990 a chaos being called Great Gojira exists in Cathay. Godzilla is Warhammer lore and Warhammer lore is very serious and sacred.

Considering how companion romance became a central feature of modern CRPGs in retrospect it's a bit funny Baldur's Gate 1 offered none for the player - just some combinations of companion NPCs were really into each other.

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🚨EU FANS🚨 We've made an arrangement with Sphaerenmeisters Spiele in Germany to allow you to pre-order rewards for Blades '68. You can pre-order the Limited Edition cover, map, and other physical rewards and they will fulfill it through their store. sphaerenmeisters-spiele.de?suche=blades... /1

Wait, is there a different one?

My preferred playstyle in every CRPG is slowly grinding enemies down with unkillable tank builds. And then my favourite character is a glass cannon berserker who ruins it all. Every time. (Yes, this is about you, Playing Banner Saga 2 Again.)

Still thinking about him. bsky.app/profile/trol...

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

While rewatching ARCHER my doggo and I started thinking about some kind of Action-Comedy TTRPG where every character technically is highly competent but in each mission has to fill levels of a chaos meter by introducing complications and unprofessional behaviour to unlock these skills 🤔

2020s Warhammer Fiction: So notoriously unhorny new fans think sexuality is canonically heresy 1993's Genevieve Undead: My literal son, drink this literal unicorn cum literally out of my hand. Good boy.

Flashbacks to this saturday when after Blades session we watched random Scooter videos and considered Blades '98.

It was brought to my attention that earlier I fucked up and germanically kartoffelposted without propper content warnings. I am deeply sorry for the harm and disappointment I have brought to our community. I will reflect and listen to undo the harm and prevent kartoffelposts in the future. I see you

Started reading into Mythic Bastionland rules and honestly am somewhat frustrated because half of it (theme, structure, worldbuilding mechanics) is EXACTLY the shit I am into and want in my life and the other half is OSR standards that just don't speak to me.

It was brought to my attention that earlier I fucked up and germanically kartoffelposted without propper content warnings. I am deeply sorry for the harm and disappointment I have brought to our community. I will reflect and listen to undo the harm and prevent kartoffelposts in the future. I see you