“I’m sorry… a false flag op was orchestrated to… secure the right to build a ballroom? Am I hearing that correctly?” - a future student learning about the collapse of the disputed territories formerly known as the United States

New Ao3 plot unlocked

What horrors will they now justify because of this? Censor news media further? Start filling up the warehouses with thought-crime criminals?

I’d build self-sustaining, car-less communities inside of abandoned malls.

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

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Please do this. Seriously. So many amazing journalists l that I’m gonna run out of characters but for starters: @thexylom.com @alexip718.com @marisakabas.bsky.social @katelynburns.com @parkermolloy.com @chrisgeidner.bsky.social @atlpresscollective.com @thatseankeenan.bsky.social @taniel.bsky.social

Not sure how I never clocked that all Bridgerton spouses, so far, also have dead dads.

Get you a mom who suggests you both go out for a drink before you start a course of antibiotics.

Look for the helpers

You think he’d be more on board with T&E after this chilling exposé on food insecurity: youtu.be/_Re6pZri8Gw?...

My favorite retired band to see live:

"where are the student encampments?" here you go!

A distant family member made it to 101 years of age then passed in their sleep and its macabre goals, but goals nonetheless.

Few memberships bring me as much joy as being part of the Cliteratj does. ❤️

One week ago, we put out a call for aid. And so far more than 100 of you have signed up to help your favourite museum of growlers, gashes and g-spots in a very tight spot. Will you join the multitudes of eager beavers who make the Vagina Museum happen?

Your email finds me raging against our capitalistic hellscape, happy Friday to you too.

What if I just wanted to explore the world, break bread with friends, garden, and paint? What if?

I often wonder if people realize that outside is increasingly becoming hostile to growing community.

The free, no frills, personal cheese pie I used to get with a ticket that accompanied every whiskey ginger I bought at Alligator Lounge in Brooklyn.

Honorable mention for the Creamy Tomato Chicken Orzo soup from Hale & Hearty. #rip #gonebutnotforgotten

The Parent Trap (1961)

Pigeon pea soup with dumplings, yam, and a salted meat (specifically made by my mama).

Roasted Pork Bánh Mi ✨

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Do shows about cults disuade folks from being in cults if they’re not likely to reach those in cults? Anyway, I’ve started watching Unchosen on Netflix and it already seems good and messy.

Hello! I still badly need work in narrative design or game writing etc. I’ve been in games for 20 years and I’m responsible for the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden. I will take on full-time or contract work but I really need to pick something up soon. Please get in touch if you have/know of something

I’m not interested in commenting on Piker but I can’t be the only one with a rich white friend who steals™️?

What a bunch of wholesome sickos. ❤️

I hope that the UX lead who green lit the pink AI button that’s bouncing in the lower right corner of the e-comm site I’m about to abandon is ashamed of themselves.

I love how people constantly and voluntarily exhibit how much they are intimidated by Black women who wield even an iota of power, influence, and/or intelligence. Please, keep telling on yourselves. It’s deliciously pathetic. ☺️

A new generation of click-wheel iPods.

I don’t know where the carnival contingency is #onhere but this August will be baby’s first mas ✨🇬🇩

two things can be true and I'm tired of having to remind y'all of that

Hold up, let Tim Apple get cooked.

Ngl, I’m way more interested in starting the hard work of extracting white supremacist ideology from the social fabric than merely addressing a symptom of it.

Two museums are pushing back on efforts to erase Black history.: The Smithsonian’s Museum of African American History and Culture is celebrating HBCUs (bit.ly/4ctHrhZ), and Mississippi’s Civil Rights Museum is memorializing victims of lynching as part of marking America 250. (bit.ly/4dKMKfg).

I’ve never been able to not scream-sing this part and I don’t care who knows it.

It’s well past noon on 4/20 and I’ve encountered not one cannabis innuendo or weed joke. We have fallen so, so far from grace.

The IEEPA tariff refund portal is now open. www.cbp.gov/trade/automa...

Corporate welfare sans accountability.

One sweep to the ankles, and our dystopian hellscape is averted.

An MCU emergency room doctor only if it leads to a night nurse entanglement with (Charlie Cox’s) Matt Murdock.

Fingers crossed that his invisibility doesn’t allow him to walk through walls and I can put that child on a leash for the night. An easy stack.

I made a new pin!✨ You can get it here ⚔️ www.etsy.com/listing/4397... #originalart #enamelpin

Bruh doom scrolling is such a time suck. What do you mean instead of pouring over ceasefire bs on a Sunday morning, I could’ve been making roti from scratch instead?

Someone who lived in a hurricane-prone country with concrete housing reacting to tornado news: “Are US homes made out of paper mache?”

🕊️ youtu.be/3MMXjunSx80?...